Shake Shack fuckin Five Guys up

2 Chainz really makes music for the upwardly mobile professional

There have been two hosts in the history of Reading Rainbow. The Legend of Literacy, LeVar Burton! And... me, Mychal Threets, a librarian 🥹🤯 I am a reader, a librarian because LeVar Burton and Reading Rainbow made us believe and see we belong in books, we belong everywhere ✨ youtu.be/e7es7qdWVnU

I wonder if it’s ever too late to take a lactaid 🤔

Just had the wildest craving for sushi and lemonade

For you folks that don’t yet, separate the episodes into arcs and aim to work through an arc rather than all the episodes. But this really top 2 stories of all time and sources say it’s not 2.

I've gotten REALLY into my hobbies

I swear you can always tell when you’re speaking with a white person who’s uncomfortable around black people

A vacation is calling me

Seems like I always hit a music lull in September. Taking album/song recommendations now ✌🏾

Me this fall

Just finished Before I Let Go, and now I’m about to tap into the rest of the Skyland Saga. Need more recommendations in this vein. #blackbooksky

Who even came up with the stereotype that mice like cheese?

I got EGG money. Talk to me nice

Wtf do you mean George Clooney wasn’t in Pretty Woman?!

Taco Bell’s value has gone way down over the past few years, but I don’t know if I have it in me to stop Living Más

Leg days will always heal me 🦵🏾

I really do miss living in the south sometimes

Dope Sell It's Self 😂

“I’m not fine. I’m decent.” “My dick not that big.” Head ass!

I ain’t never seen a Pizza Rolls commercial 🤔

I’m glad I grew up in a time where I wasn’t afraid to eat hot dogs

Did my shit like she was Spinderella

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Y’all remember when they casually dropped the cure for cancer in stores a few years ago?

Waking up this morning was physically painful 🫠

I truly hate what flying has become

Me with my raw onions:

Y'all ever wish you could go back in time to when Adult Swim used to wake us all up at 2:00 a.m. to hear THAT theme song from #Inuyasha ? #Anime

Aaaaaaaand she managed to top herself overnight. Bravo 🥹

And as I sit in my seat in attendance to night 2 of the Cowboy Carter tour, I think back on how lit night 1 was and wonder if I’ve gone too far? 😔

Getting down on an ear of corn at 3am in an airport is next level diabolical

Anytime somebody say sushi around me I turn into a crackhead

Ever since that woman asked how do bald niggas know where to stop washing their face I just been doing my entire head. Cuz I really don’t know 😂🙂‍↔️

First of all, fuck you. Secondly, Tales from the Hood

ATTENTION: THIS IS CRAZY WORK. She also has ZERO fouls and turnovers.

I swear nobody believes in me more than Pinterest

I could eat s’mores all day man

This is what I thought adulthood would be like.

Good morning

So it’s really not too hot outside for that cigarette?

When it comes to TV dads, Floyd Henderson from Smart Guy is easily the most underrated

So y’all couldn’t even wait until Halloween for the candy corn slander? 😒

I need to know how many times they had to shoot the “she’s your queen to be” scene from Coming to America. I would not have been able to keep a straight face during a single take 💀💀

Sinners is taking a loooong time coming to physical media

Do you know how much of a dick sucking jiggaboo porch monkey coon you have to be to celebrate the win of a serial abuser on courthouse steps?

Keith David will be honored with a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.