The ultimate in high fidelity sound! boulder.craigslist.org/ele/d/hygien... @danacoffield.bsky.social @quipwitted.bsky.social

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Customer I'm working with just told me he was born in Bermuda! That's got to be about .00000002% of the people on Earth! I wish I had a cool origin story.

This morning: * Corner of Old Cheney and Nebraska Parkway * In the right turn lane * Car creeps up to the intersection * There's a green arrow to turn right * Car stops anyway for 5 seconds The most #LNK thing ever

AHA!! Now we know what he did!

Story I pasted in our Teams channel at work for Music League. (It's an app that uses your Spotify: you choose songs based on a prompt and then team members vote for the best songs. New prompt every week. It's really fun. This last prompt was "Choose a song with a number in it")

Did another #WalMart grocery pickup. I didn't want 12 bags for 15 items like they usually do so in the app I chose "bringing my own bags". Get to the store & the clerk wheels out my stuff: 3 of the items are already bagged in individual sacks. They must get bonusses based on # of bags given away?

I like that the same day a guy was like “this place will never be Twitter” this thread gave us the most 2015 Twitter experience (complimentary) imaginable.

Good heavens that's wonderfully filthy. My daughter is a Gopher and is learning about hockey from an awesome team. Fun stuff. @flyrhi.bsky.social

Playing @framed.wtf today and thought maybe I'd get a hint by looking at JK Simmons IMDB listing and then remembered that the Venn diagram of "All movies made since 1980" and "All movies JK Simmons has been in" is shaped more like a circle than a butterfly, I decided to keep moving.

A true Christmas miracle: @westadad.bsky.social found a bottle of #GreenChartreuse. And GIFTED it to me! I’ve been hunting for one for > a year. I’m very much not worthy. I made my first ever Last Word. So delightful! Although, earlier the day was marred by tragedy. #ElfGoneBad

@homejames4.bsky.social lol

I have my lunch sorted! #SuperHotSauce

What's wrong with me #258: I ordered ahead for groceries the other night as I had very little time before I needed to get to Pickleball. Everything was right on schedule, but then HyVee could not find my order. We thought I'd ordered from the wrong store. Buttttt...

It's like everyone's drunk uncle got elected president.

I love the shade @rotoworld-fb.bsky.social is throwing on PermaDiva Aaron Rodgers. His eventual retirement will be a blessing for the entire world.

I’m a Gen X parent, but it’s not super flattering to Gen X parents as a cohort that “found family” is now its own movie genre.

"I'm concerned about your caffeine intake" I'm concerned about you not shutting up

Punished: taxpayers and insurance companies. Not Punished: cops and judge that issued bogus warrants Wounded but still fighting: US Constitution

Dammit Ebay. When my wife wants something, I need to buy it! Loose me from my shackles and let me buy!! #BearIsta

@flyrhi.bsky.social do you know / love these guys? So much fun. They are in KCMO on the 29th.

Looks like that expensive education is really paying off… www.instagram.com/reel/DQp3JJ1...

That’s what she said!!!!

I think it's laughably horrible that #TransUnion doesn't support MFA for your online account. I guess it benefits them to have people have their credit hacked so why help the consumer?

You're going to love this one, @badmedicaltakes.bsky.social

Thanks to @rustywx.bsky.social I am reinvesting in #BandOfBrothers and enjoying my first ever Hoegaarden Belgian White. It’s delicious. Highly recommend.

Found this old Visio I made years ago. Still true for the #LNK audience:

Work from home breakfast with thoughts of @mrwilson.lincolnite.com Black Bean/ Green Chile huevos rancheros with Sadies Salsa as a topper

I love the @framed.wtf game but today they chose a garbage movie that didn't need any attention. Yuck. www.imdb.com/title/tt0327...

Heidi Gardner going surrender cobra on the 100 yard pick six is sending me. Her disappointment is fuel for my joy. Chuck The Fiefs! #MNF

My son bought a V6 Passat that he’s really proud of and takes wonderful care of. I named it “Wolfie” and so far the name is sticking. I love it.

Sometimes, when you make breakfast burritos, you put other people at risk.

Bluesky for BlackBerry in 2011

I’m loving trying to watch a fun football finish on……. ….. …… …. .. Amazon Prime Game buffering like I have dial up modem #NFLOnPrimeSucks But guess what: the commercials don’t buffer..

quick while the government is shut down let’s all switch to metric

Costco is selling a 5 foot tall (!!!) Advent calendar full of full-sized Lindt chocolate bars and other goodies. It's $200 so roughly have the price of the Lulubee in #LNK calendar my wife wants every year 😂😂😂

I love the passion of this fan base, but it's SO HILARIOUSLY delusional to think that if Dylan Raiola played for CO or TX or WI #Husker fans wouldn't be losing their MINDS making fun of the Mahomes Cosplay that he engages in. @feitcanwrite.bsky.social I think you are blind to this hypocrisy.

Sort of funny that Freshworks is sending out SPAM warning you about quality issues using AI, and they've typo'd their own name in the process. Maybe they need to slow down first before they claim to be experts.

I never thought I would say something like this, but Kirk Herbstreit is not annoying me tonight. He’s not as vanilla and boring as he usually is. Maybe I was wrong all along and he’s always been serviceable.

I know Chris Fowler is sick but between his “indoor voice” straining to sound excited and Dan Orlovsky‘s Friday night lights amateur broadcaster talents it’s hard to believe this is an important game in the NFL.

How can Gemini get the simplest things wrong??? (this is re: the fact that "Sure, Jan" came from the Brady Bunch movies in the 90s and not the original series). According to Google, Jan is dismissive of herself. Maybe talking in the mirror in a moment of doubt and shame??

It’s amazing that Verizon can’t write software that recognizes this as spam/ phishing. Seems like it would be pretty simple. In fact, it would be. They just don’t care.

I myself battle my mitochondria, too. All the time. The tanning bed guy knows what's best for me!

UPDATE One of the officers won't wear his seatbelt. It's triggering Nora. "Do I do a citizen's arrest?" Lincoln Police do a way-above average job policing & interacting with all members of their community, but this guy needs to understand that he's modeling behavior for a young person. #DoBetter5-0

My youngest is doing a ride-along w/ #LNK police this morning doing a tobacco sting. She's already collared two perps! #Busted We didn't know it at the time, but this old Halloween photo was showing us the future...

The most #Shedeur thing ever: tells a kid he can't sign an autograph because, as a 4th string, 5th rounder it's a "bad look" before a game to be signing, and then immediately poses for a selfie with a chick. He consistently finds new ways to be the worst. www.reddit.com/r/nfl/commen...

My doctor's office: "please call us back to set up an appointment" Also my doctor's office: "Hi, we've created this IVR to try to dissuade you from talking to someone. Please listen to the next 3 minutes of various attempts to get you to hang up".

In a moment of self-loathing I decided to grab a quick lunch at #TacoJohns. After receiving my food I was told that they were out of Super Hot sauce as it was recalled for health concerns. So my depression grows deeper.