I do kind of want to know which is Elon's favourite 'Carry on' film is.

Coined the phrase “tighter than a toddlers fist holding on to a cheese string” just now… pretty proud of it tbh… will try to use it in conversation tomorrow.

Looking forward to seeing how this guy turns out!

What you looking at?

I’ve made a pretty little star map puzzle for a thing I’m doing… I’ll put the text clue in the reply’s if you want to have a go… it’s one of the simpler puzzles in the set and just supposed to be an Aha! Moment.

I've got a back to the future detectorists print with a dent/tear at the bottom, free to a randomly selected good home. Follow/Like/Repost/Reply to be in with a chance of getting it.

Is anyone a puzzle fan? I'm looking for people to be testers for something I'm putting together... it would just be the odd a4 head scratcher to have a go at... apply below x #puzzles #escaperoom #games 🧩

Reading @sachacoward.bsky.social Queer as Folklore in the dappled sunlight of a tree. Lovely way to spend an afternoon.

Just seen a headline “benefits u-turn may haunt Prime minister” and I just thought, not exactly M. R. James is it?

I’m loving Glastonbury but I’d love a Musical Theatre stage… like just imagine after Buster Rhymes the cast of Phantom get up and belt out a few numbers… or The 1975 supported by Death Becomes Her… it would be brilliant

Just stopping off at a services… nothing weird might happen here will it? #magnusprotocol #tmp #tma

And here it is… the line up for Party like it’s 1998 and I’m in VERY good company!

This! I’ve got a story in this wonderful thing… sentient hydrangeas, ghostly children and sassy pensioners!

I’m a contributor to this brilliant book of Doctor Who short stories! Available for preorder now! #booksky #writing #doctorwho #obversebooks 💙📚 obversebooks.co.uk/product/part...

I have a joke about Cassandra. You won’t believe how funny it is.

Me too Jamaican Ginger Cake… me too!

Someone I know and have shared a stage with has just won a Tony Award... it's taken me a day to process this...

Is it possible to “Get her Jade!” For both sides?

My manifesto for Doctor Who -more chumblies -Kate Bush to write a sequel to Snakedance -the TARDIS to keep getting smaller over the course of the season and no one say anything (actually that’s a good idea) -Sarah Paulson and Gillian Anderson in Happiness Patrol spinoff (again that’s a good idea!)

Ernest Borgnine would be 107 years old

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Today’s random line that may or may not stay in the story I’m writing, “Charlie Dimmock’s very own El Dorado.”

I do enjoy editing…. Crossing out, reshaping, refining. Do it with a quick stroke and it hardly hurts at all!

Last night I dreamt that Big Finish had commissioned me to do a range of audio dramas based on the TV show Animal Magic. 1/3

In other news I’m ploughing my way through the first draft of a very exciting short story… it (at the moment) contains the line, “I’m getting ate by a bloody Hydrangea, Doris!” #writing #booksky 📚💙

I’ve been having a kind of a moment where I don’t think i deserve the happy moment I’m having in my life now… I recognise this is a hang up from having the mum I had but it’s still a bigger even though I know what it is.

Say what you like about religion etc… that new pope smell is something else.

Interesting writing news for me today… the kind where you can vague-post about it but then say “I’ll let you know more when I can” So… I’ll let you know when I can

The latest scene in the book I’m writing took a turn when a minor character started acting oddly… I was as just noticing a tone in his dialogue that interested me and I allowed it to amplify into an incident.

I’ve not been talking about the book I’m writing a lot lately, mainly because I have slowed down a little. I’m guessing that I’m about in the middle of the book right now and I had to pick my way carefully through a couple of scenes, but it’s still chugging along #booksky #writing 📚💙

Orange Flotus

We have an old saying in Keighley, “A full throated warbler is charming in a meadow, but a pain in the arse in a library” And I think we could all learn a lot from that.

But he was looking so well

If you don't like our trans inclusive stance, don't visit. It's not like you've been visiting anyway, keep that up.

No cheating, your last saved celeb pic is your therapist.

As the owner of an electric car the urge to shout “Petrol Wankers!” As I pass a filling station is almost overwhelming. For clarity, very much not a Tesla.

If you haven’t started listening to M.U.S.E. Yet then go back to the beginning and get on it… then when you get to this episode you can ask who is that devilishly good actor playing Doctor Watson? And I would have to reply, me!

“Now. I shall, as a friend, hold my tongue over what you have done to what was once a *lovely* grassy knoll…”

And now Joanna and Anthony

Last night I dreamed a puppet version of Sondhiem’s Sweeney Todd… after making sketches of the puppets I’m still not convinced this is a bad idea.

“Why are you on the roof?” The figure with disjointed elongated limbs craned its disfigured head round at the sound of my inebriated slurring. “Eating Nightmares” it said as it turned back to the window. “Fair enough” I said and tottered on. You meet such interesting people on a night out. #hbp137

Trump should be nowhere near this country right now you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/no...

Evelyn Dryden tensed in the chair at the sound of the tap, she had only just started to relax after the four hours of agressive socialising at the midsummer festival. She looked up to see Daisy Hardacre at the window, all pink lace and skullduggery. Fuckery is afoot, she thought.

I’ve had to write a synopsis of the book I’m writing… it’s made me rethink a few bits and so I’ve spent today starting to ‘turn the ship’ for a few characters. It’s all good… All part of the game #booksky #writing 💙📚

left field from my posting of mythical beings, but in a way he is, here's a quick study I did of Andrew Clamp MMA Fighter and a man I'm proud to call my team mate

Having bought it for a couple of other people I'm at least getting my own copy of #queerasfolklore by @sachacoward.bsky.social ... because, here I am writing the next great queer folk horror novel without having read that... am I mad?

"All irregularities will be handled by the forces controlling each dimension. Transuranic heavy elements may not be used where there is life. Medium atomic weights are available: Gold, Lead, Copper, Jet, Diamond, Radium, Sapphire, Silver and Steel. Sapphire and Steel have been assigned!"

"Ready to play? What's the day?"

"Whoah! Sack the Juggler!"

What a sad little life, Jane. You ruined my night completely so you could have the money and I hope now you can spend it on lessons in grace and decorum.