The reason #feloniousTrump tore down the East Wing was to expand the bunker underneath, with was too small for his head.

Whenever someone says “antifa” the best thing to do is say right back “you mean, anti-fascism?”

The best way to “fund antifa” is to stop purchasing products from corporations.

All the world’s a stage, but usually I’m backstage going over my lines one more time.

Second Amendment patriots would agree: America would be a whole lot safer if MAGA rallies were all open carry. Nobody would dare fire a shot with all that deterrence around; that’s the logic, right?

Which of today’s shootings should spark the most indignation?

One of the main functions of a leader is to make individual success scalable and repeatable.

I can’t help but thinking that what the world needs, now more than ever, is more AI generated images of Donald Trump wearing a powdered wig.

Just like birds are a kind of dinosaur, advertising is a kind of propaganda.

Perfection is a worthy goal, but don’t lose any sleep over it.

“Libertarians Call On Trump To Legalize Musk’s Favorite Drugs” would be a hilarious headline

Trump wanted to treat Gavin Newsom the same way as Zelensky when he flew out there. But Gavin met him on the tarmac and bodied him. And that was that. Because face to face, man to man, no bros around to back him up, Trump is the biggest coward on earth.

#feloniousTrump sucks so much that there is now a global power vacuum.

Let’s all wear black sweaters when the fascists demand that we wear suits.

“Useful Idiocracy” would make a great movie title

People say that #feloniousTrump is so unpredictable, but it’s a pretty safe bet that he’ll always do what Vladimir Putin wants him to do.

If AI could beat #feloniousTrump in an election, would you vote for it?

Are they gonna get keystroke loggers installed on their computers? LOL, just kidding, they don’t know how to use computers.

‘You Can’t Let This Happen,’ Says Fundraising Email From Sitting U.S. Congressperson

From an Upoer Management perspective, AI has a clear advantage over skilled human labor in this regard: AI doesn’t unionize, and it doesn’t complain when you put keystroke loggers on it.

“Some of the things I say will be incorrect…” Elon Musk said today. Why is this not the headline?

Making a big show of chasing pennies whilst screwing ‘Muricans out of millions is pretty on-brand for F’elon and his droogies.

be the monkey wrench you want to see in the works

We’re all doing what we can.

You can’t post your way out of fascism Authoritarians and tech CEOs now share the same goal: to keep us locked in an eternal doomscroll instead of organizing against them 🔗 www.404media.co/you-cant-pos...

What if every men’s toilet in the Capitol Building suddenly got clogged up and unusable for some mysterious reason?

Do not, I repeat, DO NOT CRASH OUT. Folks are relying on you to be overstimulated, overwhelmed, & overcome so you won't resist. Take breaks, Take a breath, Be intentional with how you spend your time. Be effective with how you spend your energy. Support each other Rest, live, & fight another day.

Giving Elon the benefit of the doubt for his Nazi salute on account of his autism is such a woke D.E.I. thing to do.

I don't have adhd I just have a lot of really good ideas

Where’s the Shadow Government when you need it? youtu.be/OI6Qdoq679I

Here they come again youtu.be/YE0QqNAMbAA

Apropos of nothing youtu.be/Jtb10ZwbReY

I lost count; how many times have we gotten fooled again since The Who first sang it in 1971?

As of today, I will stop referring to the very worst president of all time as #unpopularTrump and start using #feloniusTrump.

If anyone needs me, that's the person I'll be hiding from

Nationalism is basically industrialized tribalism.

I wonder how long it will be before #unpopularTrump starts talking smack about Jimmy Carter.

The Illuminati hide their secret formulas for controlling the world in math textbooks.

When someone indicates that they are a supporter of TrumpMAGA, I conclude that I have learned everything I need to know about that person. Sorry, not sorry.

Most of the time, my inner dialogue is all the conversation I can handle.

What are the macroeconomic implications of cloud computing? Exports datacenter jobs. (from my twitter archive 11/5/11) (this was my very first post on twitter; I was at a software conference where they kept talking about the future of cloud computing)

Nothing to lose, nothing to hide, nothing to fear. (from my twitter archive 6/8/12)

A ball doesn't just fly through the hoop because the fans are screaming. (from my twitter archive 6/8/12)

Of all the cardinal directions, the West was one. (from my twitter archive 7/25/12)