Goddamn now Catherine O’Hara? RIP

Democrats need to be somewhere in the “they need to be hanged” area when they’re barely in the “body cams, perhaps?” zone

Dudes rock even if life often does not

Tomato Chompa's ligaments

I had no idea Dan McQuade was ill. RIP, goddamn

Everyone’s like abolish ice this and prosecute ice that and @hulkamatt.bsky.social’s like “I fill a jug with ice every day what’s the issue”

Handing it to isis here but it’s grimly funny Silicon Valley is full of people who idolize Steve Jobs but seem to detest the arts when he cherished things like calligraphy, typography, music, etc.

WOKE Feminists CANCELING Binky Time!!

There’s a lot of right wingers I’d like 3-5 minutes with but I think I’d really love just 90 seconds to scream at this guy and smack him around

Here’s a question for all the people I see that insist that those who aren’t completely immersed in AI are going to be unemployable: what if the opposite is true? That the people that are going so hog wild on AI are letting their minds atrophy and are the ones falling behind?

Hey you know what good for him

“Have you tried austerity?”

I’m seeing a lot of TikToks from people trying to say “you can’t trust weathermen, another blunder!!!” a day after we got a ton of snow. I’d ask if this were some weird propaganda but I think people are not only just that stupid but honestly want to be. They enjoy being ignorant

2028 litmus tests, yes plural: Abolish ICE Nuremberg trials end the filibuster DC statehood John Lewis Voting Rights Act Supreme Court expansion

The Pats having a Mickey Mouse/heel path to the finals after an extremely brief stay in the doldrums is very fitting for our current moment

I hope Forza Horizon 6 has a bunch of kei cars

I know that they expanded the nominees to include blockbusters so raging fans aren’t upset that the movies that made the most money are included too but did anyone actually think F1 was a great movie?

Rep Lloyd...well you know

Woman who grew up idolizing Thatcher as a girlboss: Americans you have no idea what your W rating is

Random smug Europeans love to say stuff like "Americans must understand how hated they are going to be because of Donald Trump" and then they'll elect Fàsçist LeSatãn in 2 years and say "hey you can't judge us based on our shitty leaders it's not our fault!"

Resistance lib equivalent from some posh part of London: Americans have you considered telling Trump “no?”

Love something like Europeans love to act like telling you that The World Is Judging You, America is some sort of revolutionary fresh concept they pioneered themselves

Man I would not take a sample of baseball players from a file that doesn’t include Arizona or California as representative of anything

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Congrats to grandma on taking a minute to stop throwing things at staffers and looking into current events

Do owners realize if they got their precious cap that 24 teams would suddenly have to start adding like $100M+ to their payroll every year with the floor? Is it that much worth it?

Might be a zero modern inductee year next year unless the chuds can come around on Utley and to a lesser extent Pettitte

Incorrect shut-in losers on Twitter at the time: Hey everything is going to shit, the recession recovery was botched, Hillary is a terrible candidate Dems and their sycophants: Nonsense, you just hate women and minorities

Feels a smidge like victim blaming but boy that Obama Nobel Peace Prize was bad at the time and just keeps getting worse

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Been saying for months the Pats are winning the SB. Only fitting they effectively get a bye in the AFC title game as well

I thought "neat" until I looked up their match history and they've already wrestled each other in singles two times since October on AEW TV

Probably would have disliked this more (Moore?) had it not come after the worst Bond film we've watched thus far. Roger and the production team are out of petrol and can't adapt to the 80s

1997’s edgiest gimmick

Can the Bills lose normally in the playoffs

How does “get rid of these Nazi death squads that are disappearing people and occupying cities” require more explanation than “we must reform our institutions that can never be allowed to die even if they are younger than Billie Eilish”

The truck is been using in Death Stranding 2 for dozens of hours vanished after a boss encounter 😔☹️😭🥀💀🪦💔

Infants on TikTok have started a big 2016 nostalgia push and boy it just doesn’t get any stupider or naive

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Bichette probably thinks he may be able to do better after the owner riot/lockout is settled and I’m not sure he can

Steve Cohen can in fact spend money

More mad at 28 other teams basically deciding on day 1 of the offseason that they wouldn’t even try for Tucker

I did loudly go OH MY GOD though

Tucker shockingly(?) had little to no market so considering that I’m not stunned he just was like well I guess I’ll just join the super team

They should have broadcast from a Burger King

This guy is a lame duck and he’s acting like this. Total fraud. “They’re Weird” merchant.