He pinch you, it’s OVER for you 🤣🤣🤣

Crazy to me that ppl in my city need to hold fundraisers for the social services when there’s a church on every corner including a multi million dollar mega church

Whenever something happens in my life I know my dad would be proud of me for and celebrate, I listen to Stevie Wonder and it’s like I can feel him here with me. Miss you dad ❤️

Use your PTO. Use your Sick Leave. Use the floating holiday(s). Apply for that FMLA. Use the callout process. Get that work accommodation.

my old ass excited about a new carpet cleaner 😭

you can have the most natural contacts in the world, but if your natural eyes are brown and the contacts are blue it just gives spooky uncanny valley

Wearing my man’s shorts to work

Advertise your Bluesky account with a Simpsons image

Whaaaat caaaan iiiiiii deewwwwww, but think of yeeewwwwww, but think of yeeewwwwwww 🎶

Happy Pride! 🤎🌈✊🏾

The way he’s licking himself, I know he just feasted down in that dumpster

who ready for the weekend already

Getting sprayed with beer in 86 degree weather wasn’t how I planned on ending this work day

Nintendo smart for that cuz I was about to sell my copy of Pokopia

It’s my fridayyyyyy

How grown ass men be lookin on those lay down low rider bikes 😭

when I smoke indica: When I smoke sativa:

Make all tech transparent again 🗣️

Doechii’s Tiny Desk still living rent free in my head 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

The skin purging phase of starting a new skin care routine is both satisfying and terrifying because why the hell was all that shit in my skin

Donkey Kong 64 on switch!

Shoveling popcorn in my mouth like a horse with one of those feed bags strapped to their heads

Being on these blood pressure meds during the summer is killinggg meeeeee

Computa, make this pride month supa gay and horny

Happy Pride month ✨🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

Trying to shake that feeling of ever-present dread

He said you gon be mad like the aardvark 😭🤏🏽🤏🏽🤏🏽🤏🏽

Finally time to refill the a/c in my car I think

🤤🤤🤤🤤

Catching someone in a lie by asking them to give an example and they can’t

This is an A’keria C. Davenport stan account 😩

ADHD logic: if I shake my meds bottle while I say “Chaka khan Chaka khan Chaka Khan” I’ll remember that I took them and won’t have to get a pill organizer

That influencer calling that lady a lazy piece of shit because she lost her job and needs help is the reason why I hope influencer culture dies out

COCONUT WATAAA

I hate when grown ass men are afraid to call out other grown ass men. this need to protect other men’s egos is insane

The passengers that left that hantavirus cruise ship:

Finally bought some retinol. Can you die?

Mondays are the literal fucking worst

Current album rotation 🔥🔥

I want the younger generation to continue to speak up and speak out!!!

So Michael was on the spectrum, right?

Cajun roasted edamame 🔥🔥

Using tf outta this emoji 🫪

Perfect album. No notes 🔥🔥🔥

Got some overnight oats to try for the first time… why does nobody mention it has strings of snotty slime when you pick it up with a spoon 😭 instantly no

People who hate Rupaul. hate the judging, hate the decisions made. Don’t value or respect the judges point of view. WHY DO YOU WATCH THE SHOW?

Wish I could be put into a medically induced coma until the canker sore on the tip of my tongue heals cuz if I bite it one more fucking time

Perfect soundtrack for driving in the rain today ✨☔️

My bf left his vape at my place