CEOs announcing mass layoffs the Friday before Christmas?

Back to the drive thru for buddy lmao

You want me to report a hitman for 50k? Lmao is they crazy omg

I know what you are.

Our sleep pattern is all outta whack. Omg

You wanna test your marriage build some shit together 💀

My kid came home from his social club looking for some ham and cheese sliders he brought home from school in August. 🙂

Hi friends

Trey Songz going on tour, when I actually need him to go to jail. Immediately ☝🏾

See 💀

This next level down baddery

Hi friends

Like immediately get that outta here lmao

Getting my kid was the best part of all of this. His daddy was the bogo fr lmao

Full time mom to a neurodiverse son here 🥰 i got my kid by marriage but only thing that could make him more mine is blood (something i did not and will not share on twitter)

That white cran peach do numbers in this house.

Cheez-its deserve more

Omg it’s only our third day out here

Muscle memory a bitch i be opening up twitter just cause.

I’m going home and pouring me a drink

The Shade Room and DJ Vlad seem to be on this app. I started this list because I do not want their foolishness on my feed. I felt like sharing. bsky.app/profile/did:... #blacksky

At all

🦋 WELCOME TO BLUESKY! I recommend exploring our custom feeds, which are a little like hashtags but more interesting. We have them for academic and professional subjects, sports, cities, hobbies (e.g., gardening, baking), and many more. Search them in the sidebar under Feeds. 🧵

One part of our upgraded infrastructure may affect your profile. If you see your handle now says “Invalid handle,” please reverify it by navigating to Settings > Change my handle > Type in your current handle > Verify DNS Record > Update. (Basically, update to the same handle.)

Fun fact: If someone quotes a post of yours in a way that is unwelcome (as is commonplace on Twitter/X) there is a tool to combat the unwanted attention. Simply click the three dot menu on the quote post & click "Detach quote". This removes your post from their quote post. Useful to know, do share!

people who use goodreads: jeff bezos owns goodreads and if you want a better alternative there is a black woman owned company called storygraph that you can use to replace it. you can transfer all of your data from goodreads to storygraph and have your mind be free of trumpie jeff bezos! win win. 💙

Bemenakwkwje. Listen i only followed 152 over there ima have 50 over here max

Listen ima need everybody to introduce themselves again lmao

oh we were DEFLEE getting suppressed on that other app

Like idk who got the worse locations dollar generals or super chargers

They put superchargers anywhere omg do you wanna die or you want your car to die. You must choose

It really might be curtains for that other place omg I’m proud of us

How it feels scrolling by and finding my mutuals over here

The way you can block a whole list on here ?!

Oh gone head and add auntie #AddToBlackSky

Good idea. Muscle memory will drive me here

Oh the real bitches is making they way.

Again. Auntie getting too old for this

There has to be an easier way to find your mutuals omg

Finding each other on BlueSky

This may be helpful for you new followers. You can block every single person on these lists. Just click on the subscribe button and it will give you the option to block every one on it. Here’s the first: bsky.app/profile/did:...

If i had you blocked round the corner don’t worry ima block you over here too.

Not seeing ads alone is a game changer. Omg can’t believe we let them force that on us

New app new me

The way a mf go to hell when you block them on here. 10s!

Skimmigrants is wild. 😂😂

Tip for new BlueSky users: the "nuclear" block. Blocking a user here is far more effective than it ever was on Twitter. It rips out all connection to replies, quotes, everything. They are erased from your life. It's beautiful and I recommend using it generously.

Let’s make one thing clear: new app, same mindset

It had hands fr

Them mfers so ugly man