A Hollywood portrayal of an Anti-Christ saying these things would be panned as too unbelievable.

Watching Bo Nix play for the first time.

They’ve got the guns, but we’ve got the numbers.

Kind of amazing how many platform updates there are that are throwing ease of use to the wayside, especially among products where ease of use was the selling point (Docusign, Quickbooks, Expensify). I can’t help think it’s because of the use of AI in development that reduces input from customers.

ICE has now shot more people in Minneapolis in two weeks than my entire platoon did during a year in Afghanistan.

This and the hurried rush towards invading Greenland has got me feeling whatever Trump has is terminal and he’s basically on a crazed speed run of vengeance until he croaks.

Impotent Criminal Excrement

They run this way, they run that way. They are afraid, they are cowards.

JD Vance watches Tombstone and roots for Curly Bill.

Man, President Walz the Avenging Angel of democracy is going to hit like crack.

These kind of things are going to go under the radar right now, but here’s a case where kickbacks and bribes have to be going on. The competing company bid $1m more and was still awarded the contract. Corruption all the way down.

So, uh, what’s happens if a US jury won’t convict Maduro.

The US government is going to shut down again in less than a month.

Seems like if it’s ok to kidnap a country’s leader in the middle of the night to bring him to trial, the EU could really do the US a big favor and end this all.

Indiana being the first bye team to win in the playoff era is ironically going to be the thing that finally makes college football reduce the bye layoff time.

It’s pretty funny that Ohio State would have gotten farther in the playoff under last year’s seeding.

Kind of wild that the most popular non-denominational fable the US has is basically “don’t be greedy and cause the preventable death of a child, otherwise no one will care when you die” and American billionaires just kind of shrug while causing preventable deaths of children.

Republicans love the 10 commandments because that’s as high as they can count.

No better polling account to follow on BlueSky!

Starting to think there’s a way back from Democrats to reclaim the high ground on crime by making part of the platform going after sex abusers and online predators.

Welcome to the United States 2025, where a broadcast from another country is needed to break through propaganda from state media.

Spicy take: Mickey’s Christmas Carol is better than the Muppet Christmas Carol.

Kind of amazing that such powerful people could still be totally unaware of the Streisand effect.

To clarify, the regime believes the men who sexually abused children are the real victims.

I went to the Jinx and DeLa Holiday show last night and it somehow had both the funniest parody of ChatGPT I’ve seen and an emotional beat where you could have heard a pin drop in the theater.

I only have a Facebook to stay in touch with guys I was in the Army with and there’s currently one guy going through a “why are women like this?!” posting spiral because his newest baby mama broke up with him (he cheated on her). He’s been divorced twice before (he cheated both times).

Working on a theory that whichever Dem candidate is meanest to Republicans will win the 2028 primary.

Kind of fun going down a rabbit hole to figure out if ESPN still considers poker a sport. Short answer: It does not!

K-shaped economy where well run companies do well and poorly run companies do poorly.

It’s wild to work with executives who I can see their decline in reading comprehension and reasoning skills from using ChatGPT in real time.

I don’t follow wrestling the same as I used to, but some fantasy booking regarding Cena’s retirement tour: - He loses clean as a heel to Rhodes at WrestleMania, starting Cena’s slow transition back to a face -Cena still does the partnership with Logan Paul, while Rhodes starts a program with Orton.

Not great that the president of the United States is whatever one of five ghouls is piloting him at that moment.

The people saying the a woman could never win a presidential election in the US are the same ones that would have said in 2006 that a Black man could never be elected US president.

“And when the band plays hail to the chief, oooh they point the cannon at you.”

Beyond everything else, the Trump regime clearly hasn’t gamed out what happens domestically if just one US soldier dies during this farce.

Parents who complain about their kids going no contact are like guys that complain about their divorces. It only takes a few minutes of talking to them to figure out why the people in their lives want nothing to do with them.

I’m starting to think AOC takes her opportunity and runs for president in 2028 and if she doesn’t get the nomination, primaries Gillibrand in 2030.

So tanking in the NFL next year is going to be called the March for Arch?

Really reminded of Nemik’s “And then there will be one too many” today.

Rob Reiner either made your favorite movie, or made somebody you know’s favorite movie. If you’re a Californian, he’s also part of the reason you or your friends can get married. He has changed more lives for the better than this asshole commenting on him ever did.

The president of the United States is a My Little Pony level villain.

How much do I have to pay someone in the press pool to ask Trump: “Why are you such a massive piece of shit?”

If Margaret Brennen is just going to parrot Bari Weiss, might as well end the charade and have Weiss host Face the Nation.

Translation: The shooter doesn’t fit our narrative agenda and therefore it’s time to move on.

Who’s going to be the first writer to dub Trump “The President No One Wants”?

The children murdered in Sandy Hook 13 years ago would be old enough to be in college now. So much inaction between then and now that’s led to more massacres like today at Brown. We are a very sick country.

“Racism isn’t solidarity!” I scream into the void.

Kind of amazing it’s only been three months since the Trump regime thought it had its Reichstag fire and totally overplayed their hand, culminating in the Kimmel suspension reversal that showed everyone there’s more to be gained in standing up to Trump than collaborating with him.

oh you mean sending masked gestapo around the country to abduct the ice cream man isn't very popular? you are telling me this for the first time I wish everyone who wanted to hand it to him on this one an especially shut the fuck up

Hard to believe SNL hasn’t done a “Chu-Chi Face” parody of these two yet.