Come and join us we would love to have you there !

Such a fantastic video

Bandcamp Friday today and if you buys me album I gets all the proceeds! Isn’t that just perfectly optimised for all involved x

My 💿 NEW ALBUM 💿 is out now. Do follow the link in my biography to peruse it at your and leisure and pleasure and/or displeasure. Accompanying visual content is cooking in my conceptual gut. The camera’s running. JE x

This show should be on your 2026 calendar … From a teeny attic above a pub, to the Fringe, then USA & CA, and then back to the UK…. Jazz is now taking “The Pleasure Is All Yours” on a UK & Ireland tour 🗺️ 🇬🇧 🇮🇪 🎟️don’t miss your opportunity to see it 🎉

Don’t miss the opportunity to listen to something rather special

One day you *will* come to MK I swear 😆

A truly winsome throupling!

This is the kind of personal growth you can expect from seeing me perform

🇺🇸 USA AND CANADA 🇨🇦 hither I come! Some bodacious artworks for your perusal. Tour starts in T minus 2 weeks. Will I see you there? Tickets in bio if I will

trying to login to my own account live footage 2025

me and the green guys don’t give a heck!!

Recommend seeing all Works (in progress or otherwise) that you can possibly manage to cram into a schedule #jazzemu #london #comedy #bath #brighton #funny #standup #music

another great day out with my boys

Glastonbury Festival 🌅 it will be my honour to see you in the The Cabaret Tent! At the below timings: Friday 18:30 Saturday 12:55 Sunday 15:20 Pasturised Antics inevitable. JE x

One week to go! 😍 youtu.be/SzZpD6bPC1I?...

θ EDFRINGE NEW SHOW θ I have been watching you very closely, anticipating your every need. And I am really very titillated about this new show I’m slow-cooking for you in my tender pan of delights. You will be thoroughly sated! You will not leave wanting more!

The Tiny Little Bit Of Toothpaste At The End Of The Tube

Making the Finest Work of Me and probably the World, ever, right now. All debuting at my WORK IN PROGRESS in London this Thursday-Saturday. Hope and beseech to you see you there!

United Kingdoms of His Majesticity! My first national tour starts THIS Monday in Salford - we have just released the last few standing tickets at a discount rate for you to snap up.

So many shows are sold out or close to it. Thank you infinitely. I am so ultimately gratitudified and humblicious. Can’t wait to see you on the road. JE x

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And that ain’t all! Specialised new EGO DEATH merchandise is now available for purchase on his website. All by following this link: www.jazzemu.com/shop

A-well howdy, I’m Merchman McGee and I’ve just ridden down on a cloud of love to tell you that Jazz Emu’s new album EGO DEATH is now available for pre-order on VINYL.

Skinny Jeans Are Making A Comeback!

Two days of my full visual album Ego Death being out in the world, on Spotify and Apple Music and available to watch in full on VIMEO. THANK YOU multitudinously to everyone who has bought it and watched it and said such kind things about it so far. It means so very much to me. linktr.ee/jazzemu_

Hark back to the 18th August 2023 when an Emu flew high in the sky at the Edinburgh Fringe : “Another spectacular stage dive by the ever effervescent @thejazzemu.bsky.social at the Pleasure Garden”

All eyes this way please! This is a visual treat. If you’ve ever wanted to see a fully fledged Emu turn into A Rat then I’ve got good news for you …

Deleted a lot of things from Tw*tter but thought I’d keep this one for prosperity - wouldn’t want to let this gold nugget go.

Four weeks until the Knight Fever UK tour 🪩 As you can see we are close to selling out several of dates! What you can’t see is that we are close to not selling any at all for some of the others. So it’s time to tell your friends and loved ones. Can’t wait to see you out there x

Get ready with me. Ego Death is nearly upon us. One Week!

Just TWO WEEKS until we LIVE SCREEN our THIRTY MINUTE visual album for the very first time at the @riocinema in Dalston, with a Q&A after - and we then LAUNCH it to the world on Friday 24th. Screening Tix and VIMEO PRE-ORDER are here: jazzemu.com

NEW YEAR NEW MUSIC 🕴🏻 A La Mode streaming now on YouTube and Spotify

Show it to the cat, the cat’s gonna get it 🐱

Advent Calendar Advent Calendar xkcd.com/3019

And who could forget dear Rat Boy?

So lucky, I hear these guys hardly ever give interviews 🧙🏻‍♀️

-lessness is the best way to end a word by such a big margin. Restlessness? Stresslessness? O! The raw whimsy of the adjectival suffix -less! Plus the opulent decadence of the nominative suffix -ness? I am overflowing with discontentmentlessness.

Whatever you do, DO NOT go to couples’ therapy. Absolutely pointless! Boring, overpriced, and the couples get really weird about you being there

Hello, here are some more pics from the fabulous time I spend doing BTS for the delightful @thejazzemu.bsky.social There are MANY MORE but I don't want to spoil any gags, so you'll have to wait til EGO DEATH drops on the 24th January, SOZ. Go to jazzemu.com for more info yeah?

You are what you eat. For example an anteater is called that because it eats other smaller anteaters

We all pretend to enjoy tin openers, but really we are just waiting for the headliner mr. tin himself

An important message regarding the final of Series 18 of #Taskmaster. (Feat. @susiedent.bsky.social) Follow @alexhorne.bsky.social for a more in-depth explanation.

Oh. Oh. Oh. #EgoDeath trailer is here … www.jazzemu.com

Normalise normalisation. Not enough normalising going on, generally. Normalise the norm of normalisation. Seriously, can we un-normalise Not Normalising stuff. That’s not normal!