I’m gonna gently kiss your forehead while I tell you this— We outlived James Dobson and I’m so fucking proud of you.

Is it considered “code orange” if I sell spooky stuff all year long? Anywhosit—snag some creepy (limited stock👀 treasures over on our Ko-Fi! ko-fi.com/frankengee...

normalize not shaving your legs so the forest creatures will accept you as one of their own

sry i cant leave my house this week tales of the shire just got released

slamming a gallon-sized fruit punch CapriSun would fix me

Limited stock is now haunting our Ko-fi. Best grab your favourites before they're gone forever! ko-fi.com/frankengee...

The Ko-Fi is live(!) and filled with the remains of the shop's Graveyard. You have the ability to give them second chance at life...kinda like ur a necromancer🪦 ko-fi.com/frankengee...

“From The Depths,” William Balfour Ker

Not dead—just having panic attacks so bad I can’t be perceived by other humans I’ll be back when the meds start working

I’ve lost both my main and backup computer mice…mouses? so I guess I’m on vacation until further notice

Proceed with caution when casting unfamiliar hexes 🌙 only ONE left in the Lab's Graveyard 👀

Didn’t have joining a microfiction online larping community on my 2025 bingo card Nice plot twist though

It's Friday -- stay feral fiends

I make decals. I’m really good at it. You should buy some bc you love me.

Still amazed than I released these a week before the movie released and never sold a single one

Saw an amazing performance of #Hadestown: Teen Edition at the local high school I thoroughly enjoyed watching a bunch of teenagers scream-sing “Why We Build the Wall” at their extremely conservative parents and grandparents in the audience.

I salvaged this from the “let someone else have it” pile from my spouse’s grandma’s house I’m thrilled. My husband is researching therapists.

❤️ vibes 🖤

*chicken fries your steak*

“I asked ChatGPT“ yeah and I asked the Arby’s over mitt — looks like we’re both wrong

currently channeling every guy I dated in middle and high school

if anyone has an opening for a weird sister — i’m free every third wednesday

today’s vibes

Just finished The Well and that twist had me S C R E A M I N G truly a top tier episode #DoctorWho

Seriously so in love with the #Skeletá album!! It reads like a beautiful love letter that slowly morphs into a devastating eulogy. Tobias wanted this album to make the fans feel loved in the dark times — and I personally feel that they nailed it.

Someone asked a question about Scooby Doo and I may have revealed my obsession in the comments. Ooops. Gonna go watch Mystery Incorporated while I think about what I’ve done. 🔍

I’d forgotten that I’m extroverted when the vibes truly are immaculate

Someone tell my anxiety to cool it today. I’m super excited to go to a local pride group meetup, but my stomach is in knots bc I haven’t felt welcome in a public social situation in the decade I’ve lived here. I KNOW this group will be different, but I’m just want to cry and skip it.

if the hardcore band looks like this you are going to die in the pit

Ghost’s #Skeletá has ripped out my heart and crushed it underfoot in the most spectacular way

Whoever suggested Crime Scene Cleaner to me as a cozy horror game, THANK YOU! This is the exact type of game I’ve been wanted to play.

Shrödinger’s Due Process All persons within the US are both a citizen and not a citizen until they are afforded due process to prove it

It’s mah birthdayyyyyy. Come listen to me info dump about southern gothic lore while @capndeadbeard.bsky.social plays South of Midnight! Going live on Twitch at 9pm tonight!

This is the least I’ve ever spent on Easter — and the most fun my kids have ever had. They’ve been in the kitchen for over an hour testing out different versions to see which design is the most effective. Our dog is absolutely thrilled to volunteer as the cleanup crew during these endeavors. 🤣

ONE IF BY LAND TWO IF BY D.C. the north end church in boston it’s 250 years today @northendpage.bsky.social

the thing I hate most about that rfk quote is that autistic lives have value and worth and beauty and dignity whether they are able to do the things other people do or not. no one is defined by ability or lack thereof and to frame divergence as lack is monster stuff, utterly godless

Can we go see Lady Gaga at Coachella? No need. We have Lady Gaga at home.

New Phasmaphobia event released today. New Ghost album releases next Friday. Happy Birthday to ME!

Have y’all been to space is the new Let them eat cake

Must be so embarrassing for our government to not have the power to bring one of their own citizens back from another country. Sounds like our President just…doesn’t have the cards.

💜👾💜👾💜👾💜👾💜👾 🍃💚🍃💚🍃💚🍃💚🍃💚 🖤🕷️🖤🕷️🖤🕷️🖤🕷️🖤🕷️ 👻🤍👻🤍👻🤍👻🤍👻🤍

So excited to watch the spouse do a playthrough of South of Midnight! I’m no good with combat and this may be as close as I get to playing this amazing game!

Sen Booker reaching his overtired mania stage and starting to rip into Dems for letting it get this far is truly glorious to behold

Senator Cory Booker has entered his 18th hour of his protest #filibuster. He’s taking questions, making speeches, and reading out letters from constituents. You can watch it live now over on YouTube. www.youtube.com/live/rCUK2Vb...

A PSA:

💯🎯 #TransDayOfVisibility

get me to god’s country

The Venn diagram of moms complaining about @chappellroanbr.bsky.social and the moms who brag they need wine to get through a day of parenting is a circle. ⭕️

if the Atlanta sorting facility has no haters it’s bc I’m dead 🙄

my pronouns are ya/boi