I need to fire off some rent lowering gunshots. Don’t want people looking at my wolgraha and assume “het”. G’raha and Koana fucked while they were both in the Studium. G’raha didn’t realising he was creampie-ing royalty and thus is the reason he spends all the patch quests in Solution 9

I’m also glad I have this account so I can just, like, vent and be pathetic about things. What’s the worst that can happen, the handful of moots who follow this blog are gonna see this? They’re gonna relate? Oh noooo kinship with my fellow human beings.

I will say, as much as being nice to people brings me personal satisfaction and joy, it can be exhausting. But I feel so cringe asking for validation back. My aspiration isn’t to have like a huge amount of followers, it’s to have people say nice things to me. I treat people how I want to be treated

So god damn nervous posting about the name day party. Like, do people even like me enough to come? Am I just gonna be standing there alone? Am I being presumptuous? I know there’s only one way to find out, but…

Just for tonight #wolgraha #ffxivart

Sorocan AMV but it’s jus her doing the different dances to “Lady hear me tonight” like that one lizard

Sophiane being sent to the Studium to finally get an education. It quickly devolves into Eorzean Billy Madison as she gets sent down to kindergarten. Complete with being harassed by an entire family of bullies.

The most hilarious thing about Sophiane have a one sided grudge against Sophia and viewing her like a walking annoyance? They slept together when they first met. And that makes Sophiane *angrier*

"On that day it was an ardently crimson sunset I hid the bricks from you"

As much as Emet-Selch doesn't really interest me. Nor do I find the ships any appealing. There is something interesting about think about AzemxEmet while also thinking about Final Fantasy XIV: Shadowbringers (i.e. the Emet-Selch pushes Azem's reincarnation into a fate worse than death expansion).

What if I had another shot at making Sophia properly chubby? What if we actually had a body for realistically plump women? YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND SHE NEEDS LOVE HANDLES SHE NEEDS A TUMMY SHE NEEDS A PROPER WAIST SHE NEE-

FUCKKKKKKKKK HOW DID I NOT NOTICE BAYAN HAS NO FUCKING EYEBROWS? Chat does he still work without eyebrows? Can I pretend this was an intentional decision?

I imagine neck strain being a common occurrence in Ishgard, with most causes being: - Being an Elezen - Looking up at Elezen - Looking up at dragons - Looking up at Halone's big na- *cough* *hack* *wheeze*

Actually I love when oomfs comment under my posts or message me about my gposes ! Let’s discuss !

wolgraha living rent free as usual (wol: Hallima, he/they) #nsfw #wolgraha #ffxivafterdark

Why do poses take WORK and EFFORT why can I not beam the ideas I want to convey into my oomfies heads? I am going to have to pose so god damn much to show the Nadaam. Please pray for my eternal soul.

Wh- Chat what if Sorophia wedding? Sorophia marriage? Sorophia devotion for eternity? Would they? Idk but imagiiiiiiiiine.

Already being attuned to the aetheryte in Kugane, Yukina went ahead of the group to secure passage to Doma from Kugane. How she went about it...well...

Congratulating Rin on sweeping the Arcadion

More Autumn Vibes. (Thank you to @feralkwe.bsky.social for reminding me that North Shroud is perfect for fall pics :3)

the people have spoken. #judepawgpose #cometposting feat. @starlie.bsky.social , @shalashaskapunk.bsky.social , @thejubomalseeco.bsky.social , @sophiafuntime.bsky.social , @tricksterloke.bsky.social , @arinemone.bsky.social and @chaland-leva.bsky.social

An online friend has disappeared, and today’s comic hits a little harder. I hope you’re doing okay, I wish you well. And if you come back, I’ll smile and call you friend once more. I’ll miss the way your notifications brightened my day.

And like, bluntly? I am actually going to ask why on a Systemic Level (individual preferences are individual, but this sure is a weird trend) we're so incredibly comfortable with the most horrific violence imaginable but the Very Normal And Common Act Of Sex is more awful than a disembowelment

The joy of being a storytelling gposer is that shaping narratives and story beats is so much fun. The downside of being a storytelling gposer with ADHD is that unless I am obsessed and rotating an idea, it doesn’t get done.

I swear its fucking impossible to move the lip bones around a sufficiently girthy ham without looking like you're creating your own horny interpretation of "The Scream"

Biblically accurate Asteria

Ugh my Sorocan playthrough is gonna have to get to the Azim steppe at least. One of the fiercest warriors of the Kharlu tribe cast out of her tribe and the steppe, returns to fight in the Nadaam for a different tribe. That would have to trigger EMOTIONS

I don’t think heat/rut is like an actual part of their lore/world. But I do find the idea of both Sorocan and Sophia going into rut/heat respectively at the same time and finding the worst inn room they can to book out for two weeks so they can ruthlessly fuck the shit out of each other really hot.

There is a tool at work we use for a legacy product called “SwitcyOmega” and I am not going to heaven.

WoL!Sorocan not saying “Tis good to see you awake, G’raha Tia” and thus locking herself out of his romance route.

No one else wanted to show up for this one. Oh well.

outnumbered. #almondnsfw

That is NOT a microphone

And of course the supportive gf

One of the questions I was asked earlier got me thinking about dancer Sorocan, and I had to will her into the world. A stylish, technical stepper. Watch this divine beauty dance and be entranced!

anyway, people giving imperialism the okay because they like the aesthetic of a city is pretty comparable to the left's inability to sacrifice comforts in the name of taking a stand despite finding the media they consume to be morally abhorrent. looking at you, hp diehards.

No one else wanted to show up for this one. Oh well.

Just saw a wolq What if Sorophia in heat? What if one of them in heat? What if BOTH OF THEM? I don’t know anything about heat but that’s gotta be hot, right?

If I post a long comic and someone likes every post, or if someone goes back and likes a whole bunch of my posts. I need you to understand. This is how I’m looking at you

An older edit

I'm doing my part! #gposers #gposensfw #xivafterdark #AuRa

They're so pretty together!! feat. @glazedhams.bsky.social 's Jude #AryaNSFW #GPosersNSFW #FFXIVAfterDark

Also, I really wish weed was legal here. Medicinal variants are purely an inactive oil or smokable, and I’m too much of a little bitch to smoke. I would loooooove to just slip an edible and chill a night or two away.

Nothing engages cute and wholesome mode like thinking about Sorophia loving each other. Sophia may be a rampaging sex pest to other people but with Sorocan she is the most wholesome and loving person there is. Sorophia spooning. Sorophia groggy as they wake up together. Sorophia tender kiss.

She's trying to watch funny compilations, so do try to be quiet, Jude. w/ @judepaw.bsky.social @glazedhams.bsky.social

shameless engagement bait stolen from moots Alright chat, what situations would YOU like to see Sophia in?

MEN! GETTING! PEGGED! #MalseecoAfterDark

J'soryn and Carmen having some fun on the beach... feat. @st4rd1ver.bsky.social

This is what solidarity looks like!

But seriously. Sophia being surrounded by cocks. Every hole being filled. Sophia besides herself with joy as she’s cock drunk and constantly switching dicks to jerk off and suck. All while she’s being glazed like a Krispy kreme. Filled like a Twinkie. Coated like a pop tart.