Finally tried to watch 2022’s the batman and made it 1 hr in and had to go lay down

The literal worst version of it has to exist first if you're ever going to get anywhere, so you might as well embarrass yourself by writing it

I have been sick for a month and my latest issue has been oral thrush so ive been talking all day about taking my dewormer

Read every word.

They really said ralph fiennes i know we are in this movie about humanity and how we need to take care of each other and how ppl are products of their environment just trying to cope and survive but we need you to absolutely queen out in this scene

I love the dragula floorshow at the end of bone temple

Current adhd hyperfixation meal is toom w salami and crackers and mayhaps some cheese. Wby ?

I stillhate social media i just wanna make silly lil tiktoks all day

The amount of food we had today was biblical levels of gluttony

Choose delusion optimistically!

Survived costco. Highlights include people buying half dozen 6.99/each pumpkin pies and a yt man yelling at an employee and it made me cry

Cracking open a cold one (pouring a fresca over ice in my stanley) with the boys (my chihuahua)

Ive had a hoard of it to get through but i think im finally gonna break up w koty airspun powder

I was an elder millennial for halloween this year

Fortunately i wore my dollywood sweatshirt 😆

“Pantyhose” = creepy “Tights” = normal garment

There are 3 poems in my head i need to sit down and write so i can let them make me emotional but i dont have an emotion scheduled for a few more hrs

Read the long walk literally 20 yrs ago and it made me sick as a dog w anxiety and ive been freaked out for 20 years thinking about a film adaptation. Watching it rn and im siiiick 😩😩😩

CARTOON OF THE DAY 🇺🇸

Currently stanning the eye alien from alien earth

Someone w adhd pack up to move and dont get emotional challenge

Without me asking it to, meta ai just made an ai photo based on a selfie i posted a few years ago 😑 showed up in a memory flashback suggested post

Sorry for posting nsfw on main

Sat for an update on our family

Making gyros and rice for dinner

@zsazsagabortion.com we goin ?

I fixed the Cracker Barrel logo if anyone is interested! #illustration #branding

just write stuff that no one will ever care about, forever

#horror #memes

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Finally watching the sandman series and i give it a B- i dont like the subplot w john and skip practically every scene hes in

I hate when there is a sapphic relationship on tv (ive noticed it more in shows than movies) and the ladies have zero chemistry like i wouldnt even believe yall have ever even held hands

I hate social media

Mewd

Watching alien earth dont text

Rn im surviving on mood stabilizers cafe bustelo and tiger balm

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I finished the cv a few days ago and i am so glad i never have to do that again, just edit and add to what i already have

Watched a doc about a towns opioid crisis and wrote a poem about it (then submitted the poem somewhere)

I want a labubu w pedro pascals face on it

Trying to write a cv ew

Godbless a little fruity bisexual man

I turned my book in @scribnerbooks.bsky.social today, and I swear to whoever is running the account, you can add Taco Bell Quarterly next to Stephen King, F. Scott Fitzgerald and Ernest Hemingway. Corporate at Simon and Schuster already said it was already okay to add me in the bio, totally legit

Submitted two poems the other day 🫡

I think this oatmeal w banana peanut butter honey and almond milk just fixed me

Im taking advantage of #summerween trending by posting a buncha halloween tiktoks www.tiktok.com/t/ZT6MFwCnq/