Indeed. “How many of you have ever started dating because you were too lazy to commit suicide?” — Judy Tenuta

A significant amount of data on antisemitism comes from the Anti-Defamation League. Post–Oct 7, they report a massive surge—but critics say their broad criteria (incl. protest & speech) inflate the numbers. FBI data shows a rise too, but less dramatic. Not that it excuses antisemitism.

Exactly:

The real news www.foxnews.com/entertainmen...

Gorsuch suggests the court would have acted differently if a Christian cathedral was in danger of being destroyed to make way for a similar mining project: "I have no doubt that we would find that case worth our time."

Tesla is allegedly refusing to accept its own Cybertrucks as trade-ins since it can't sell them, and is reportedly even forcing some owners to Lemon Law their cars instead. Read More: www.jalopnik.com/1829010/tesl... www.jalopnik.com/1829010/tesl...

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In case this afternoon wasn’t embarrassing enough, some choice tidbits from Patel’s first FBI staff-wide meeting: he doesn’t want to read briefs (!?!?); He wants to get UFC training??? he wants to be on FBI hockey team. He doesn’t like 2 wear a suit. He confused intelligence and counterintelligence.

Oh lol

Stephen Miller went on CNN and was so transparently full of shit that he ended up lashing out at the host

Good job, Trump voters! You really picked a stable genius to lead us to lower prices.

Super Bowl halftime show generating big “Trump won, why am I still seeing black people” energy from the indignant grifter class

No one knows what caused last night's tragic crash outside DCA. Investigations are ongoing, and no one - not Donald Trump or anyone else - should be drawing conclusions until all the facts have been released. But here is what we do know. (1/7)

A butt plug. But for your mouth. www.msn.com/en-us/lifest...

Um. What the fuck? “Elon was very effective. He knows those computers better than anybody. Those vote counting computers. And we ended up winning Pennsylvania like in a landslide. It was pretty good. Thank you to Elon.” Did Donald Trump just admit he cheated in Pennsylvania?

This is a "post turtle." You know he doesn't belong there, he didn't get there by himself, he doesn't know what he's doing, and it makes you wonder what sort of an idiot put him there. Donald Trump is a post turtle.

A real photo and perfect metaphor heading into 2025.

John Kennedy is such a harsh, snippy little man. Ever the partisan, pouncing to score petty, political points — even in the wake of an American tragedy.

Happy New Year. 🥳

He was literally given a job by a White man . And that white man didn't trust him so he put another white man in charge of him. And that white man spent the last 2 days high on PCP. #Douchebro 😳 And what is Vivek's big claim to fame ? He scams people out of money on a drug that doesn't work ?

Trump transition team planning interfaith prayer service day before his inauguration, where participants can worship alongside Trump & Melania. Tickets to the service will be awarded only to those who donate $100k to Trump’s inaugural ceremonies, or raise $200k religionnews.com/2024/12/23/a...

this law contains the maximum amount of America

I’ve found it heartening that coming over to BlueSky I haven’t had to miss abusive assholes, though this side on the left.

Tom Fitton blocked me on X. 😪 I guess he tired of my warnings about how steroids can cause cognitive decline and testicles to atrophy.

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What’s more surprising than Trump admitting he can’t lower grocery costs is that people believed him. The idea that “drill baby drill” while simultaneously jacking up tariffs would lower inflation—when the U.S. is already drilling at record highs—was always a head-scratcher. It never made sense!

And keep them off of social media as long as humanly possible.

UPDATE: The NYT has FINALLY mentioned that a Chinese national being prosecuted by the SEC for fraud, Justin Sun, has made a multi-million dollar payment to Donald Trump by purchasing tokens from a Trump-backed crypto company. www.nytimes.com/2024/12/05/u...

[Israel commits textbook ethnic cleansing for 14 months, blowing up farms, infrastructure, mosques, cultural institutions, all while Israeli leaders make dozens of explicitly genocidal statements, in English] NYT: guys I think Israel may not just be doing a Hunt For Hamas

People are leaving Twitter because it’s not fun anymore and no one is obligated to be on a platform they don’t enjoy. It’s not rocket science.

Dear everyone, This person is a conservative Troll. Please stop falling for it. She posts seemingly bold (but pathetic to cons) stuff and they make fun of all the liberals posting. Please stop

Just like with sex, I follow back whoever asks.

How much for a hand job? www.alternet.org/boebert-cameo/

@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social according to Joe and Mika, they saved journalism. www.rawstory.com/morning-joe-...

Something you have to realize about these people is: your life would be fine without them. Their lives are meaningless without you. And they know it. bsky.app/profile/waga...

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When I was in Congress the GOP went ape over Michelle Obama trying to have healthy school lunches. Now they’re RFKing America. The old GOP is dead fyi. Trump wants big govt

The funniest part to me is that even the pre-screened, pre-positioned Trump supporters didn’t get to order what they wanted. They just had to take whatever Trump gave them. Talk about beating people over the head with a metaphor.