Wishing you and yours a happy Winter Solstice, with many Yule blessings. Here's to the returning sun! #yule #solstice

The pine grosbeaks have found the feeder. It's always such a treat to have these beautiful birds in the yard. #birds 🌿

The wren is the emblem of the Holly King, who reigns over the period of shortening days and is ritually vanquished by the Robin (representing the Oak King or the new, growing sun) at the Winter Solstice to mark the turning of the year and the return of light. Art my own. #FolkyFriday #Folklore

procrastinate getting in the ➡️ procrastinate in shower the shower ↖️ ↙️ procrastinate getting out of the shower

the light stays

I took the 405 and drove a stake down into your center.

It’s safe to say I’m on a kick.

Day 7 of the #ArtAdventCalendar. An edible entry this time around. These are vanilla cupcakes with American buttercream that I made for my sister’s birthday in April. I don’t do decorative piping often, but when I do, it’s always nice to challenge myself and these were fun.

“Do no harm” Cassidy: “hold my beer”

I am here, yet again, to complain about eczema. I have three types. At once.

Pho is a gift to humanity.

I can’t watch anything with Sydney Sweeney in it, which is a shame because Amanda Seyfried is so talented. I just can’t handle her dead-behind-the-eyes blank stares or the way she speaks. She always sounds like she took a quaalude she found behind a truck stop dumpster.

JFC

Unfortunately my professional talent is finding where someone fucked up.

The No. 16 Longhorns hand the No. 3 Aggies their first loss of the season 😱

Many such cases

I want to be her.

Buc-ee’s CEO is a HUGE Greg Abbott and Dan Patrick donor. So disappointing.

You know, I'm not sure I ever really read the Pond Rules at our local nature preserve all that closely before

Eczema is a big ole fuckin’ bitch dawg.

“How to Monetize Your Own Failures Through the Magic of Bigotry”

🧵 1/2 Charlotte is saying NO!Not my city! Learning from L.A., Chicago & Siembra North Carolina, they’re ready to melt ICE!

Escape room where the thing you are trying to escape is reading about Olivia Nuzzi

The Aurora Boreanaz was amazing.

Aww... look, she brought you some flowers! Let's meet the American pika (Ochotona princeps). The scientific name is from Mongolian 'ogotno' meaning "pika" & Latin princeps for 'first' or 'chief'. They're lagomorphs, in the same taxonomic Order as rabbits & hares, but adapted to mountain environs.

Kinda hope Kim Davis moves to that shady American expat compound near Moscow now.

American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.

They also made a card for the hot beekeeper who came to the rescue

… Is this a fucking joke?

This needs more attention: Zohran SPLIT the straights with Cuomo. ALL of his margin was from LGBTQ+ voters. Every Dem who ever said “we should abandon the transes” needs this shoved down their fucking throat with a ramrod.

Tonight I have some hope that Democratic Socialism will have a moment and stop becoming a dirty word in American politics.

It’s been almost 8 years since I lost my brother, and sometimes he feels more like a dream than a memory. Does anyone else who’s lost someone ever feel that way?

JD Vance doing the “touch other women + shame your partner’s beliefs to impress strangers” thing? Oh yeah. I’ve lived that. No hate hits quite like Christian love.

It’s really hard for to explain to someone who’s never lived in Texas just how much, as a lifelong resident, how much I fuckin hate Texas

Thought I’d feel proud of myself for finally redoing the silicone sealant in the master bath. Instead, I’ve unlocked a new circle of DIY hell. Send help and ice cream.

I don’t miss the world of SQL Influencers. No shade to some of y’all, but the “you’re doing it wrong,” clickbait in a world where EVERYTHING “just depends,” is exhausting and confusing to people who just want to do good work.

💚💚💚

I half-ass apologized for my over-the-top-man-hating this week and my friend just said, “When Shania Twain says ‘Let’s go girls,’ that includes me.” He’s my favorite 🥹

She’s furious.

I hung up on a political survey today. Not because I didn’t care, but because I didn’t trust where my answers would go. I don’t like what that says about the timeline we’re living in.

I would really appreciate another season of Deli Boys right about now.

the actual story here, which the media never talks about, is that police in this country have become a discrete right-wing political operation. the story isn't about cops leaving (they're lying about that), it's about the police trying to exert influence over elections.

Guy guys guys, important question: Do you think I’ll get banned from the neighborhood’s invite-only Halloween party hosted by a Republican if I wear the Portland Frog costume?

The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.

Dolly Parton Shares Video Confirming Sister A Shit-Stirring Bitch https://theonion.com/dolly-parton-shares-video-confirming-sister-a-shit-stirring-bitch/

Roux knows when I’m drunk and takes advantage of me for treats.

I need to put my phone in the freezer and train Roux to bring me my iPad for allotted time. Ed Sheeran really cracked the code.