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Achievement unlocked: started a grease fire while cooking

ANTIPOPE! ANTIPOPE! ANTIPOPE!

Also posting floops

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BREAKING: Costco bagels now come in sleeves of 8 for cowards who can't house a dozen bagels before they go stale Honestly the first decent shrinkflation

Some dog went to the groomers and came back a fancy Hollywood schnauzer

Our nation's pigs have answered the call to protect the president's slime

A Brightness Long Ago is a gorgeous book, with beautiful descriptions and fascinating psychological realism. Unfortunately the setting is *literally* Renaissance Italy. Not inspired by or based on, just a palette swap. I wish there was at least one point of divergence.

I AM LIVE RIGHT NOW* PLAYING APOCALYPSE WORLD FOR CHARITY www.twitch.tv/dgomiller (11:00 AM PST, June 20, for a few hours)

I finished reading The New Yorker the same day it arrived, which basically makes me the strongest person on Earth

What if the New World "discovered" the Old World, and not vice versa?

The first of this weekend's books is Baa Baa Black Sheep, about drinking and flying across the Pacific in WW2, and then surviving 20 months in a Japanese POW camp. Worst of all, there was a TV show loosely based on Boyington's exploits. www.burrowedbooks.com/book/baa-baa...

Reminder that June is Men's Mental Health Awareness Month

This is the kind of foul obscenity you see in the city

Help my dog is malfunctioning #schnauzer

Well, if I'm going to spill beet juice on any shirt it might as well be the pink one

I don't know how much reckoning anyone is doing, but the state of Israel is going down a dark path and I don't want it to suck my faith under as it goes. www.burrowedbooks.com/book/being-j...

Children of Strife is really really good! A return to form for one of the best modern scifi series www.burrowedbooks.com/book/childre...

I hear a plane overhead and it does not sound like any of the usual suspects. Check SkyCards and it's a C-17 I'm not quite to the point where I can know what it is by ear, but I can know it's worth looking up.

We should form an army of perfectly loyal eunuchs who will never betray us from the thrilling GRRM novel "My Army of Perfectly Loyal Eunuchs has Betrayed Me"

4.5 stars for The British Are Coming: The War for America, Lexington to Princeton, 1775-1777 because what better time to read some American history www.burrowedbooks.com/audiobook/th...

Love is love Whether you're a man, woman, trans, synth, or xenomorph, we all have a part in building better worlds. And you're all equally expendable in the eyes of the company.

And one more book from this weekend. This is an unneccessary book from Ann Leckie, but even a subpar book from Leckie is pretty good. www.burrowedbooks.com/book/radiant...

Today's review is a memoir from Professor Bob Brigham, which is a truly improbable of an adopted child finding his parents. Lots of spoilers This Is a True War Story: My Improbable History with Vietnam www.burrowedbooks.com/book/this-is...

I can't stand my awful coworker who microwaves fish for lunch! (I work from home)

Traditional jobs like knife fighting your cousin, wearing winged underwear, and serving as your uncle's twink assassin

Not bad, San Jose. Not bad

I live under the landing path for Moffett Field and I always get a little weirded out when I see a C-37 not on ADS-B fly over. Like, who rates a military Gulfstream and doesn't want anyone to know they're in the Bay Area?

Using David Graeber’s theory of bureaucracy as a vessel of structural violence to answer the central question of C. Thi Nguyen’s _The Score_.

i showed u my belly ples pet

#43 is The Middle Passage: From Misery to Meaning in Midlife, a beautifully written Jungian perspective on the midlife crisis www.burrowedbooks.com/book/the-mid...

Every man has a choice to make WW2 US Civil War Napoleon Ancient Rome I of course hit "all of the above"

I joined Bluesky exactly two years ago and I wrote a piece about my thoughts on the platform - how it's been coming along so far and where it seems fated to go. Thanks for reading.

Ah Sunday, time to log in and see who made themselves the Main Character

My much belated best books of 2025 post is finally up, and more importantly, so is MY BRAND NEW SHINY PERSONAL WEBSITE! I read 144 books in 2025. How about you? www.burrowedbooks.com/books-of-yea...

One of my favorite Dad Memories™ is when I was changing my very young son's diaper and he peed (like babies do) and it landed right in his mouth. He was so upset at the whole thing. Buddy, you did it to yourself

To be a puppy in the sun

Happy Demon Core Day to all!

Yeah gonna post some weird hairy foot content on main, wreck my brand, get in trouble, etc Or it could be puppy toe beans...

There are two kinds of good Star Trek: TNG episodes 1. Picard gives a grand speech about morality and the values that guide humanity among the stars 2. Brent Spiner gets to play an absolute little freak

Billionaires: there is an untapped demand for "common sense centrist" media that validates all of *my* beliefs for the unwashed masses *Common sense centrist media in the wild:

My dog is ridiculously good looking

its a shame the veggietales refuse to depict jesus because then you could have a crowd of produce demanding "jucify him!"

I QUIT MY JOB AT META TODAY!!! zucc ya later

This is the kind of posting that can only exist here

Riker is ready to tap that they/them space ass Worf is space bigoted

in honor of The Onion officially taking over InfoWars, what’s a conspiracy theory you 100% believe? Modern lit is a CIA psyop via the Iowa Writer's Workshop to defang the revolutionary potential of fiction

I don't know if it's the worst, but the biggest gap between potential and actual is the traditional Passover brisket. A BBQ smoked brisket takes that soggy orange mess out behind the shed and finishes it off. Gefilte fish is an acquired taste, but it's not the bar is high for mystery fish