I will never vote for John Darnielle.

I love Google email ads. Yes, I definitely am in the market for a discounted conex shipping container

My Severance-ass tech job has Extra Scary Numbers today

VOTE VOTE VOTE

Imagine Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas except everybody is a heavily armed special forces operator with PTSD and you've got Fort Bragg app.thestorygraph.com/reviews/ea0d...

The G in GNU stands for Gooning

The Works of Vermin by @hironennes.bsky.social is the best fantasy book I've read in 2025 and there is strong competition. "Infestation" is often the best phrase to describe a mode of life. app.thestorygraph.com/reviews/9e69...

The office got some very loud visitors

Ursula K. Le GOAT Mostly I'm shocked to see the public having good taste (Rest of the list also solid, but I don't have puns)

Turns out I've been at Nightmare Tech for a year... I'd like to reflect on this, but I can't, because everyone here is cursed with vampirism

I found my long absent 1/2 cup measuring cup in the depths of my dishwasher, so this is going to be the best weekend ever, pretty much

Okay, sometimes I manage to take a good concert photo. Public Service Broadcasting at The Fillmore

Taking a stupid walk for my stupid mental health

the goat-est edit ever made if we're being real. barry lyndon x 21 savage by @/flanthippe on twitter.

From last night's Eclipse Phase game, my soldier-assassin (combat armor, flamethrower, no social skills), got one step closer to the goal by convincing Titan weapons dealer Gray Xu that I was security hired by one of her off-planet forks, now dead.

my biggest weakness is catchy novelty songs www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QrC...

What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?

poster's bushido logically implies the existence of historical european posting arts

Vibes are bad around here. Let's all listen to a song with a lot of calming "Ooooo" and think about [REDACTING] and feasting on those that are hurting you. www.youtube.com/watch?v=LgwE...

I think what I want most in life is a group of people who will play complex Cole Wehrle boardgames with me

Pedophile of the United States? Chomo in Chief? Okay, that's enough #libposting, back to #shitposting

A compelling platforming from a candidate with vision

today's Eclipse Phase game involved Chekov's flamethrower. In that at the beginning of the session before heading into the Titan Quarantine Zone my character acquired a flamethrower. Which I used to set four hostiles on fire and send two running for safety

pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.

We’re further away from The Rolling Stones recording “Sympathy for the Devil” than they were from the murders of the Romanovs when they recorded it

This article seems weird, but the NYTimes talked to Christine, Alexandra, the 3 other Pelosi kids who don't have wikipedia articles, two Uber drivers, and regular San Franciscan Edward Bate

No mods no masters SHOW ME EVERYTHING

If Cuomo had hired @brendelbored.bsky.social he would have won I guarantee it

RIP Dick Cheney For @inthesetimes.com inthesetimes.com/article/mamd...

I have in fact been anxious about this. Thank you!

The A-12 Avenger II sends it's regards. Revenge of the Flying Dorito

That's my gorgeous baby Sofe-a-lofe Miss you always, girl

Musk and Trump endorsing Cuomo will definitely move the most garbage-brained voters in NYC

I would like for one thing, and that is anyone who ever implied "Donald the Dove" to be banished to an op-ed page upstate where no one ever has to hear their opinion again.

Wake up babe They metricified Bradbury

Probably my most radical political belief is that we should give the stock market with the exact level of seriousness we give horse racing. Any worth is buried under random numbers for degenerate gambling freaks.

The woman walking out of Costco with three handles of Jim Bean and nothing else is probably a good time

they've got all kinds of AI Nazi waifus on X (the everything app), so I guess this one is sorta true

The America extrajudicial murder machine is very very bad Using it to drone strike spam callers would be very very good.

i think if you ride public transit enough you learn that most weird behavior is not dangerous, and conversely i think driving a car teaches you that everyone is trying to kill you at all times

Incredible Cross Sections was a defining part of my childhood thedeadhorses.substack.com/p/vale-steph...

Please check your kids’ Halloween candy carefully this year. I bit into a chocolate bar and found Microsoft Teams.

Donatives for the troops Incompetent ruler with no clear heir Fading international prestige Powerless legislature Welcome back Crisis of the Third Century!

As someone working in the "fast-paced tactical mecha game" space, Devilition Crew is a really slick little game with a solid system and A+ aesthetics. Also it's priced in CAD, so even more reasonable than the sticker price for those of us in hell

as a divorced dad this is not my culture and I reject it entirely

Oath of Moment is goddamn brilliant app.thestorygraph.com/reviews/1ba7...

I'm sitting in a cafe that is playing Careless Whisper on loop and I may go Full Joker Mode soon

Becoming popular on a microblogging platform would fix me.