“Stay down” really is such a power move. Need to get that man a beer and share the story!

I’ve had to tell someone to stay down only once in my life and let me tell you its a lot of fun to help people when they really need it (ya know, to prevent them from being pummeled)

Wine 11 bout to give me ski-free or nah

Hope I can sleep my way into a better headspace bc this current one sucks ass

My recycling blew over within 3 min of being outside and I’m sure what fell out probably cleared Broad St by the end of this post

ICU Sixers tonight I see

off

brb, shopping for new eyewear for the summer... www.crapeyewear.com

Oh, so this is the list of songs my friends were all listening to while me and Adam were listening to Tribe/Biggie/LL/Busta my senior year of HS...

Knew Iowa would beat them lol

A very happy birthday to Bridgitte

My mission is to be able to do Baile Inolvidable now

I got phony rappers in me then I may go home

No one is here so im practicing bad bunny lol

MIDNIGHT ✅

No one at adobe……bout to do some tribe (Midnight)

Hello Adobe

Chuck Norris died doing what he loved, being a racist.

I didn’t even realize the numbers one some fan I am Gonna hug my Howard jersey extra tight tonight

I feel bad for anyone who doesn’t watch Women’s March Madness too. There is nothing on the Men’s side that compares to rooting for Kim Mulkey’s downfall.

V happy for high point farms milk beating wisconsin cheese

2.1 is not plenty of time when you can’t advance the ball get all the way the fuck outta here

JUST THROW IT UP IN THE AIR MAN

A tradition like no other…WISCONSIN BEING FRAUDS

Duke 🤝 Louisville TF YOU DOIN

I been drinkin bb

Never seen a team down 14 cheer so much lol

No more Harry The K’s is unreal…

IKTR

LOLmets

Really want to listen to the Piso 21 album so I'm doing that now... buttttttttt also want to listen to some E-40 so that's on deck...

Ken Rosenthal in the 42nd year of his Make-A-Wish Kid experience

venezuela: america’s team

meh. I’m not subjecting myself to this. Time to raid some Arc

Lollllll hell yeah

Oh god fuck you Fox

Its embarrassing this team represents where I was born and raised.

Venezuela walking out hyping up the crowd USA walking out like they’re headed to a funeral

Sheep took flight on her LMFAO

hell yeah

9 days from opening day, these pitching performances kinda matter. go phils! (can't wait for opening day!)

When I did not live here, it was so easy to stay tied into home bc of 2010s twitter. I imagine so many others do it now when living far away to stay sane

ahem GO BIRDS

Happy “Harrison Ford Totally Juked Tommy Lee Jones With Just a Hat And It Was Totally Sick” Day to all who celebrate 🍀

respectfully, twice.

This is were it went from a read that is S-Tier to whatever is past S-Tier

Sam screaming counter tonight: 2🙃

Need David Ortiz to go full in on this POS ump

All umps are cops. Of course they’d favor a team of narcs.

USA only needing 25 outs to win a game amazing