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Welcome to sad bitch season where I am an extremely sad bitch

@trimet.org drivers are gods strongest soldiers. I could never gently announce that unfortunately there is a great deal of urine on this bus and we have to pack it in for the night

Plain toasted with either cream cheese or smashed avocado with salt and pepper I am not ashamed of being a basic white bitch

Anyway tired of making nice looking notes rn so I'm working on this design again

Oh my god are you trying to tell me it was not only a suspiciously well known cipher but THE CHARACTERS MAPPED ONE TO ONE WITH ENGLISH????

You guys wanna see a murder? Judge spent 38 pages calling drake an idiot without ever saying it storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

Evening bump please pay attention to me

SUPER EXCITED to report back that I finally did the math and I have multiple flourishing friendships with you bastards and hoes (non gendered) that have lasted longer than the Golden Dawn.

Am I having a stroke

IT IS HERE! 1500 words of the Best of Meg Being Mean About #Cartomancy On The Socials (okay mostly being mean about Aleister Crowley). write.ellipsus.com/edit/cf64e85...

I woke up at like four thirty and mentally hashed out my method of Lenormand dice

Chicago, physical defense LA, physical defense PDX, psychological defense

I've been debating splitting off the cartomancy stuff into a separate account but i just realized i really WOULD call it Clown Chakra

"What doesn't kill you, only makes you stronger." IM STRONG ENOUGH ID RATHER EXPERIENCE THE THINGS THAT MAKE ME WHIMSICAL THANK YOU.

I decided to compile Meg Says Mean Things About Fortune Telling quotes and guys I have said SO MANY mean things about fortune telling.

Me: anyway let's see how long I can go without alcohol it will be good for me Also Me: what if I crowdfund like four fifths of vodka

Me: anyway let's see how long I can go without alcohol it will be good for me Also Me: what if I crowdfund like four fifths of vodka

Very excited to report I've hit "these people have GOT to be trolling" in the lenormand book

1. I'm so broke but I want moon cake so much sob 2. Friend is on day three of showing at a festival and is having a Feels Bad day so I drew up a menu for a booth that would make SO MUCH money @hellonerds.bsky.social

Meg, attempting to defend their choices: look everybody who studies cartomancy -- including me -- is wearing underpants on their head but I'm also rubbernecking and saying "god damn, that bitch has My Little Pony underoos"

Coughing up blood at used book prices again ٩( ᐛ )و

Quick question am I high

God help me I started reading the Lenormand book again because apparently someone is waiting for it and the authors made the reasonable decision to pick two words to describe the mindset of reading tarot vs lenormand. They chose. L-space and T-space. OOOK??????

In other I am a sane person who does sane things I picked up a book about occultism in 19th century Paris again that I apparently borrowed and gave up on it once before, and now I'm remembering it's because wow it must be nice to have a publisher pay you money to suck Debussy's dick

Me: I gotta cut down on my load for real this is ridiculous I have like twenty pens and four notebooks in my bag TWENTY MINUTES LATER Me: 🥰 got it down to five pens and three noteboo -- I am objectively an insane person

Damn someone really DID just lie down in front of the streetcar lmao

Two #inktober doodles because you know what doing something is better than being good at it half the time

Can you kids stop for like five seconds it's ALREADY Intrusive Thought About Jumping Off A Bridge Month and I don't need this

This bus driver sure did ask me if we crossed tillamook st or not

@bluemeridian.bsky.social this one was pretty good

Blease .... bubble tea.......

Hehe @multcolib.bsky.social foolishly has allowed me to borrow A E Waites treatise on the authorship of the Rosicrucian manuscripts and I'm gonna make it everybody's problem

Absolutely depressing as hell to be reading cartomancy sources and be neck deep in "they knew it instinctively but WE understand it" like okay I'm extremely aware that white people are Like This and it is a daily struggle to not be Like This but oh my god you guys the casual racism

IMAGINE IF THIS WAS THE FIRST TIME YOU'D EVER HEARD eSCAPE

Every so often Sami shares a story about her child and I go "are you Sure he didnt get that from their aunt Amy" and Sami is like "spiritually maybe"

I just realized it was like a month until Quitaversary 20 and the fifth one without my dumb twin getting super mad and defensive about it and like ... what if I lie down under a bus

I live for all hobonichi vs sterling ink beef

The Duality of Little Guys -- the tamagotchi cover is Patti's and I just gave up and bought the art cover because I was losing my mind fussing about finding a cover for next year

Folks, we're two backers away from blowing this man's mind, so we should probably do that 😅 He did this KS for his kids, and maybe buy a nice supper for them. He had two small KS fail in the past, put the goal on this super low, and ... well. Bluesky did its thing :D TWO BACKERS.

wilds x ffxiv trailer comment section goes crazy

I would in general say I don't have any ghost stories but there's one weird thing that happened to me

Mom: there's (earlier than Darcy) sources for pre trib rapture Also mom: (cites church fathers) Meg: mother i actually feel a tiny bit bad about bullying you now but lmao that's still not biblical

Authors: we realize this sounds wild but cards don't have essential power as like. Cards. Meg: yeah that does sound wild coming from founders of a "tarot professional association"

I had a dream I could dimension hop and nobody could figure it out. then someone was like "yeah usually your twin in another dimension anchors you" and i was like, "? my twin is dead?" And it turns out only identical twins who had lost theirs could dimension hop because they were like, unanchored

ITS HAPPENINGGG

Meg, very tired: Jesus not checking his fucking calendar and coming down was how we got Mormons AND the seventh day adventists

Wait there's another rapture going on? Where? I need to make fun of my family about it.