Anyway doing unemployment stuff and reflecting that if we had UBI I would be taking care of my parents and writing a book

Don't do this to me homie

Ouch

I wonder if there's ever been a study about infants around pre transition and post transition trans women? I held the baby against my very flat chest and she was like HI DO YOU HAVE THE GOODS and I wanna know if anybody has noticed if babies react to pheromones or what

Okay actually I am a little mad that orange flush is gonna be the thing that people picture talking about dementia for forever my homies don't deserve that

We call this "getting the butt" and Buster does it at least twice as much as any dog I've known and nearly as much as a cat

Bro come on bro don't do this to me bro PLEASE BRO BRO

Alright, I’ve got THRALL ARCs burning a hole in my living room floor. Who’s ready for a giveaway? 🩸RT to enter 🩸USA only (I’m so sorry! Tariffs ruin everything) 🩸I’ll pull 3 winners next Monday: one from Twitter, one from Bluesky, and one from Threads

Not all Americans but like 93% of the Americans in @kristadb1.bsky.social 's mentions

Got unemployment settled (for reasons best known to itself ADP will not send out a password text that will got on WiFi so that was you know stupid) -- was going back to PDX today but I was halfway to Eugene when Logan was like "hey all five of us are coming tonight" so I canceled the ticket AGAIN

I'm completely normal about graha but I was ROBBED of him rolling his Rs in the English text

Also not me pointing out that we might have to do the tiniest possible smidge of exaggerating if we want to get the caregiver stipend

Jess gave me 60 days of game time so I don't have to worry about my house 🥺

:Dd who's depressed and got fired two days before thanksgiving!!!!

🤡 I bought the notebook from paper penguin and TODAY SI sends me a restock notice about the n2 booklet

They should make glasses that get clean when you clean them

I do like my Twsbi Vac700r fountain pen but I do NOT love burping it 😑

Meg: im not coming for any of the holidays i dont want to be a grouchy traumatized bitch and ruin everybodys holiday Niece: anyway I'm bringing the baby after all!! Meg: sigh

Today on Three Countries Divided By A Common Language: American Smarties are WHAT

PORTLAND PLANNER ALSO FOUNTAIN PEN PEOPLE! Who'd be down to meet up at Central library on the first weekend of January to chill and do planner stuff?

I tell a lie, if I could find someone with a 3d scanner and was willing to scan and print the platinum to standard cart converter I only have one of left, I would without hesitation hoist up the old Jolly Roger. A Preppy that takes a standard cart is god tier.

From the feed today I can only conclude people think they're too good to use a service their taxes paid for.

Washed out my fancy TWSBI fountain pen and now I'm wondering if I want another for cridmus

Everybody stop and read this zero stakes (except for the company I guess but if you're gonna Astroturf do a better job LMAO) Planner Drama www.reddit.com/r/planners/c...

At the risk of drawing all the food discoursers over from @kristadb1.bsky.social I think good quality dried potato flakes make as good or better mash potatoes than doing it the long way (I don't like lumps or skin in my mash potatoes). I kind of want to try baked style this year too.

HELP ME I had the link to the new SVSSS story and now I can't fucking find it

Only god knows what it's costing me to not tell a dude I'm sorry he never got the chance to pay for the privilege of sucking aliester crowleys dick

I'm trying to think what I've done this week and honestly it boils down to "guys I really wanna write Guideverse cause that gender shit is FASCINATING" and failing out of "the secret knowledge of the ages" because not even I can excuse that level of tin foil underpants hatsery.

Anybody who shows up to spread doomerism right now is a plant or a cop, pass it on

I think my friends would agree that the funnest part of knowing me is how I suddenly say things like "it's weird how all micro histories have the same tone" and then disappear for hours

I'm gonna be flamed but guys you don't really need to comment on every reread of one of my stories. I appreciate you deeply but getting over 70 emails saying "reread kudos!" in FOUR DAYS just makes me have a concern about how you're coping these days. Are you okay. Please go outside for a minute.

I'm not saying I've spent too much time in Pilgrims Traverse but I have 4 aetherpool weapons and I'm back up to 99/99

Left carby in the rain for too long #ffxiv

“Why are you banging your head against the wall?” asked Frog. “I hope that if I bang my head against the wall, it will help me to think of a story,” said Toad.

Hey you know what sounds like fun is a advent calendar exchange

Tam: www.bbc.com/news/article... meg: So that's where dropbears came from Tam: I love that we made dropbears up to freak people out and then actual nature turns out to have come up with something similar but worse. meg: You dared Australia and it was like "bet"

Tonight's dream: I was writing Star Trek fic and sniggering to myself inventing Vulcan names -- S'nare, S"nope, S'nice and I think S'matcha but even in the dream I was puzzling over how it has the wrong number of letters, forgot the female conventions for names tho so none of those.

I think I have almost successfully done fried rice and the answer was of course "make the pan super hot and use a lot of oil" anyway I scrambled some farm eggs into it with some chili crisp and it was great thanks

Okay now I'm reading Houdini and the Witch of Lime Street and. Arthur Conan Doyle was a deeply sad man and all that but I went on wiki to look up the actual medium and guys if I have to suffer this so do you.

"I guess this is happening" -- every stock dog I've ever met

Tried a slightly cheater method of making chicken rice in the instant pot which worked out pretty well -- cook the chicken first in water and whatever flavoring you want and then cook the rice in the fluid. Less chance of burn messages but you don't get the browned rice at the bottom :(

I've seen some god almighty cursed cookbooks on Project Gutenberg in my time but this guy takes not only the biscuit but the whole fucking bakery www.gutenberg.org/cache/epub/7...

Fellow Meg here to say that this Meg is extremely valid and also Whomst Amongst Us does not growl at new humans for two days straight.

Someone called me a Sora looking ass catgirl last night and like. I can't argue. #glam #ffxiv

Hey guys, it's me, the dumbass reading about HAUNTED HOUSES while waiting for the bus after dark

At this point I'm considering the value of getting a couple extra bottles of Diamine Lady Grey fountain pen ink and selling off some sample vials or whole 30ml bottles to recoup some shipping costs lmao SOB

"Oh I'm safe, I don't want the ink advent calendar. I can go look on cult pens for the ink I can't find here." FOOL. cultpens.com/products/iwa...

I did in fact read a perfectly cromulent book about the dudes who called themselves fakirs in the interwar years by the way share.libbyapp.com/title/10998343

Yeah okay I'm mad twin died so I can't scream with them about older sister getting engaged at Disneyworld AGAIN what the fuck

Anyway kids don't do this unless you're me and spent your childhood feral in the woods