Bank: uh hey where is your car payment Me: what Bank: auto loan? No money? Give money? Me: Me: oh right our bank account was hacked and therefore closed 🫠 Anyways I fixed that one. I need to root out any other stragglers 😭

What I find interesting about this is that it describes my brother far more than it describes me. Maybe that’s one reason he took it out on me 🫠 But it was and is hard for me to ask for help when it matters most, and when I learned to open up I was soundly rejected. Sooo I’m still working on that

Anyone who watched anime in the 1990s knows exactly how bad this will be. Translation—especially Japanese translation—is an art. You need to make cultural jokes make sense in English. You need to express nuances that don’t exist in English. Good fucking luck

Dan Simmons, noted racist, has died. He wrote Hyperion, which contained a good short story and then a lot of other words, which many of us read anyway because it was the Nineties and Waldenbooks had a limited science fiction section.

A compelling argument for the internet's entire existence is the fact that video is enshrined forever.

that they have kept their relationship intensely private to the point that this is how we find out is probably the best sign they might actually make it anyway, rules are rules, here is the exact moment she fell in love

OH HEY I MET WILLIAM SHATNER IN THE ELEVATOR. I forgot about that, lmao. He was in a scooter (been there). I just said hello and he said hello back. Then he told his handler “I need a protein” and that is possibly the only time I’ve identified with the man

I am feeling bothered and I dislike it. I would rather be unbothered. Then I remembered that a week ago I was in a private chat with some of the best prosthetics actors in the industry. It was exclusive and really fucking cool I can be bothered AND move onwards and upwards.

Sorry for the Trump jump scare but if I manufactured the highlighter makeup someone slapped all over his face, I would sue for defamation

I WANT MY COFFEE SERVED BY A TGIRL AND MY ICE CREAM SERVED BY A TBOY AND I WANTED THEM TO BE PAID $30 AN HOUR TO DO IT

Seeing people blame every single member of the armed forces for every single death Everyday people in the military do not want to murder civilians If you want to do that, you join ICE instead

I feel bad about feeling this, but I am so fucking glad our daily driver is a fully electric car. Then again, the other car is going to our kid to get to and from school, so we’re still fucked

#StarTrek #StarfleetAcademy spoiler-free review: episode 8, “The Life of the Stars” Kinda wish I’d read “Our Town” at any time before this. It’s famously a part of the U.S. English curriculum, and yet! Maybe read “Our Town” before watching this episode; the show uses it as a framing device.

#StarTrek #StarfleetAcademy episode 7 (Ko’Ziene) no-spoiler review: Unresolved Sexual Tension, the episode

#STARTREK: THE CRUISE I’m flying back to Chicago now and I have SO many stories and thoughts and things to share. I got to pet capybaras and sharks! #sttc

Standing (well, wobbling) in the Auntie Anne’s line at MCO and I see a woman maybe a couple years younger than me sitting on a something. I’m like “do you mind me asking what that is?” Turns out it’s an ultralight rollator that’s engineered like it’s going to space #dysautonomia #a11y #pots

Wait we threw bombs at WHO welcome back to the real world, self!

@hooverdam.bsky.social the cruise I was just on was Royal Caribbean. Naturally, the gift shop had Inter Miami gear. I wanted a home jersey but I resisted out of respect for Chicago 🫡 But COME ON they’re adorable. …probably not the vibe they’re going for

listen all i'm saying is my game puts CAH in a garbage can and you don't need to feel morally conflicted about buying it (unless you are mad at me) (if you're mad at me you have to tell me)

TIL not to combine an entire LUSH bubble bomb with a whirlpool tub it was really fun though

This is also going to fuck up the legal system 🙃 Not as much as it would have 20 years ago, but it will!

Y’all this trip has been a DISASTER on my part but I keep tripping into good luck to fix things. This time I reserved my hotel room for the WRONG NIGHT

post a pic you took, no context, to bring some zen to your feed

Question: how long would a Cybertruck body last in Florida weather? Because I’ve seen two and lol

@jessiegender.bsky.social hello it’s me, the purplehair who said hi yesterday 💖 I’m glad I got to tell you that I appreciate your SFA takes! Hope you are having the best time ever.

current mood: poolside, doing some drawing, half watching Star Trek VI on the movie screen #StarTrekTheCruise #sttc

Thank you to the person who liked this thread yesterday because I did a slightly tipsy live recital with my slightly tipsy roommate. We could see stars from our balcony and I’m pretty sure the lido deck could hear us belting out “THIS I SWEAR BY… THE STAAAAAARS” Core memory created 💖

Sitting here on a plane, finding out that other countries at least pretend to hold powerful people accountable for their actions what

#StarTrek #StarfleetAcademy mostly non-spoilery review (sorry, I will try but I must reference the Deep Lore) 1) this episode is a deconstruction of Vitus Reflux and Ake’s philosophy. I find that interesting and a little heartbreaking. 2) SCHISMS? Does this relate back to fucking SCHISMS???

I have finished poster four of five and I cannot fucking wait to show y’all

Aw I miss these stickers. (The Elon Musk one was from way before he broke Twitter lol. It’s a hipster hater sticker) There were some stickers on the top left that really needed to go, though. I may never use this laptop again but that doesn’t mean I’m gonna let it stay ugly

I’m letting myself get less stressed and more excited for the Star Trek cruise. I’m singing with the Subspace Rhapsody players. I bought TWO Gina Yashere autograph tickets (one for the photo and one for the Big Gay Sign). I might even break my own rule as a conrunner and give a guest a gift

The truth about Starfleet Academy right here

I decided now would be a good time to get a computer, because the current (bricked) laptop was a super-budget model I got for school and my previous laptop’s monitor is failing. I was reminded I can get an educator discount 👀

THEY’RE HEREEEEEE Also Pair sent me a $20 apology, which I think is fair and I appreciate it ❤️

I maintain that the worst mental health results not from one big problem, but five million little problems jockeying for your attention This post is brought to you by my laptop, my headache, the 2000 documents I need to pull, the wax burn I got yesterday, and the four pharmacies I need to go to

Dear Pair: I ordered my glasses a goddamn month ago. I’m going to have to buy new glasses elsewhere just so I can see on my trip next week. I ordered priority. Why is it parcel select Pair: oh no honey it’s DHL! Here’s the tracking number! ಠ_ಠ

I’m not sure which is more insulting: my laptop bricking itself, or being unable to replace it because someone hacked that bank account

annoyed about the shitty "patient education" I received when I was initially diagnosed with Fatty Liver Disease so rather than seething, I'm going to share some of the info I've gotten from reading scientific articles #NEISvoid #MAFLD

Y’alllllllll. I have a signed copy of my RENT Broadway Tour playbill. Anthony Rapp didn’t hit up the stage door that night and my completionist self was sad. This was FIFTEEN YEARS AGO. So I decided to be cheeky and pay $65 for him to sign it.

*screams in low vision* Why were my glasses in Chicagoland on Wednesday but are currently in NORTH FUCKING DAKOTA I ORDERED THESE A MONTH AGO

#StarTrek #StarfleetAcademy no-spoilers review: UGLY. CRYING. I mean grab-the-tissues, ruined-my-makeup sobbing. Sometimes I don’t realize how very special and important these characters are to me, until I do. (I am referring to [HUGE FUCKING SPOILER] here)

Y’all. I am working on graphics for the Star Trek Cruise door deco contest and you are NOT prepared I am very proud of myself 😂

I've occasionally been too generous or some people thought I was a pushover, but I've never regretted being kind, which is different from being nice.

I think this is my most-liked post and I find that very funny

Isaac Chotiner: the man, the myth, the legend has again appeared to methodically dissect an idiot that thought it would be a great idea to take an interview with Isaac Chotiner

Chotiner shot that man right in the face with his own gun and he never heard the *click*.

I keep saying I have a thread in me about Starfleet Academy and neurodiversity but I didn’t pick up on this most excellent point. Anyways I guess it’s time to write that thread!