I am slowly training Copilot to spit facts (I call it Coperie, a fake French word with a fake French accent. Why? Absolutely zero reason)

spouse’s aunt: come over for our housewarming/July 4 party! Us: ok cool aunt: also we’re getting married in the morning Us: wait what Just dropped that with less than a week’s notice and no engagement 😂 New favorite aunt. (They’ve been together for years, this is not some whirlwind thing)

We know that Amazon Prime Day is often a crock of shit, so I am here to help you out. The main problem: brands play pricing games by jacking up the price right before Prime Day, so the deal looks better than it is. A way to fight it: the tiny little “price history” button. >

Good morning

Apparently the deluxe 4K version of Hamilton has packaging so bad that it’s at 2.8 stars AND the early reviews are absolute walls of ranting How do you manage to fuck up Hamilton, the show that has been printing money for over a decade?? a.co/d/05k0t3Eb

Running a convention green room goes like this: Me: I need a power drop Hotel: no you don’t *we wheel in the full size fridge* Them: hmmmm you should still be fine I then unpack a mini fridge, a coffee maker, a tea kettle, two crock pots and a toaster Them: oh

I grabbed some fried cheese curds at the Kwik Trip, which is possibly the most aggressively Wisconsin thing ever 😂

We had Weather tonight but it seems to have avoided us and my friends/family. I saw where it did damage east of us and I hope that the area spinny-fuck-hater is okay, if they read this

If you had told me a year ago that my display name would be a data science pun, I would have slapped you Funny how the world works

Hat tip to Express Scripts which charged retail price on Vyvanse (~$140 EACH) because after I meet my deductible they require me to get a 90-day supply of any maintenance medication. I called them and the rep insisted they could ship it to me, it says so right here, they do it all the time!

Hot take: for a wedding shower for people you don’t know well, the best gift a gift card to a store where the couple is registered

Coming home from MIL’s wedding in Milwaukee, which was everything I’ve been excited for for months ❤️

Hanging out in a nude shapewear cami and dance tights, as one does Kind of like I’m wearing a skin suit

Guys is it bad when a named partner of the largest personal injury law firm in the US gets denied PHV?

Fresh new American dystopia headline just dropped www.thegamer.com/grammacracke...

CAKE is not fucking around. You could say (don’t say it, don’t say it, don’t—) they’re going the distance I will see myself and my lack of restraint out

You know… I’ve been through quite possibly the most deliberately cruel thing someone with my flavor of neurodivergence could experience and it still bothers me, a lot, even though it’s been a long time. But I never once looked back, which is true growth that I am so proud of.

For the first time in however many years it’s been since Apple has had this feature, I *finally* got a decent selfie in hi-key mono 😂 Julie but make it ✨editorial✨

Reindeer pizza with white sauce and horseradish at the Helsinki airport. I thought bringing the leftovers onto the plane would be rudely smelly, but I regret that decision. Nobody come at me unless you’ve tried it

HugeMcLargeCorp: hey we have a global meeting scheduled! It’s important! See you there! Meeting date: Memorial Day HMLC: uhhhh due to holidays in several companies we’re moving that to the next day! See you all there at 7 am the day after Memorial Day! …I don’t think that’s going to help much

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Saturday vs. Sunday

interesting! they found that people with bipolar tend to have insulin resistance (that increased with the amount of episodes one has had). this was not true of depression. they're suggesting that this might be why we tend to have cognitive issues (esp around memory) outside of episodes

Happy 78th birthday to Superdawg

it’s a good time to be running a green room, I’m just saying

This month includes Mental Health Awareness Week so my job is having some “mental health” events and I swear they are the most half-assed bullshit I’ve ever seen. Like, I’m actually fucking offended. Yoga session? Take a fucking WALK? The world and everyone in it is falling apart but hey! LET’S YOGA

Stumbled into my bathroom because I am a zombie with a new Kindle and zero ability to sense the passage of time while doing fun things Put toothpaste on toothbrush Why does this look wrong oh This is my tretinoin* face cream Just rinse it …on second thought, let’s not brb ordering new brush heads

Anyways I’m listening to versions of Lloyd Webber’s Pie Jesu and floating in a lil cloud of aural joy

If you thought elaborately faking being good at videogames to impress a bunch of manchildren was embarrassing, consider elaborately faking that your mother loves you.

tfw you’re digging so deep in YouTube you find videos with titles ending in “.wmv”

@masnick.com hey I don’t know if you want to cover this but I have a top tier lawsuit for you: Man convicted of CSA sues YouTuber for defamation because she said he’s a pedo I wish I was joking but we live in a society

Father & son

SO HEY, AUDHD. My spouse and kid think they’re there, and I can see it easily: anxiety about change, keeping a small friend/support group, stay quiet in social situations, etc. I am not like that. If I’m AuDHD, it’s the “party til you burn out for three days” type.

When I was ten I had read every Nancy Drew, every Oz book, all of Little House on the Prairie and Anne of Green Gables. I had graduated to the top floor of the library and learning “gay people exist” from Mercedes Lackey and crime stories from Mary Higgins Clark. This would have stunted my growth ⬇️

I’m out of evens with which to can’t.

Not to mention learning about being (maybe? probably?) AuDHD simultaneously 🫠 I’m dealing with almost every trait of both conditions and I just want to never ever leave the house. At least I have my life put together enough that I look fine on the outside?

I am told I am allowed to Internet today, which makes me happy because I can scream into the void about perimenopause and how it takes a wrecking ball to a neurodivergent person’s life and how I had no idea until ball was already swinging at me

May Day general strike! No work: no purchases; no internet if I try really hard. See you Saturday!

It’s after 1 am and I am still awake, reading up on revenge bedtime procrastination the irony is not lost on me

I will die on the hill of "The Warren Court was good, actually." Just about everything you think of when you say "America has freedom" comes from the Warren Court and not any other era.

Listening to my super mix algorithm today and High Infidelity came on Taylor Swift: do you really wanna know where I was April 29 Me: I don’t remember where I was. Me: Me: that’s today, today is April 29 TS again: do you really wanna know where I was April 29 Me: AT THE RHEUMATOLOGIST

World: AuDHD is a thing now My therapist: you are way too good at handling people to be autistic Studies: people with both often mask so hard and well that they fly under even a specialist’s radar Me: …fuck

Nothing like a pharmacy dicking around with your klonopin prescription 🫠 I’ve had to deal with klonopin withdrawal twice and it is fucking awful, so I am going to take my disassociating, insomniac, sweaty ass to Walgreens to kick them in the face. Metaphorically. (I do not want to be on this med.)

I need you all to know this exists and is at Costco

I NEED HELP! Please take this quick, meaningless 19 question survey so I can get data for my students to learn stats! I did a similar version a few months ago but missed an important question type. Even if you did the old one, please do it again! Please circulate widely!

Someone please stop me before I buy every dress in my Poshmark faves

💖you’re welcome💖

Hi I’m an American and can I just say HECK YEAH, CANADA

Yesterday I got to do a Networking Thing where I met someone who expressed interest in XYZ. I said “oh! I know exactly who you need to talk to!” and took her over to the person in charge of XYZ in Chicago I think I won networking? Is that a thing you can win?

hulk speak for many