taking my sweet honey angel pie to the local StinkCenter and winning her an onion

Sliding a slip of paper to all of my professors that says "my girlfriend is moving in with me" like a doctor's note to excuse my current behavior

Sometimes you fuck up so badly in class that the only thing you can do is remind yourself that the professor thinks youre, like, 19 right now

My hypothesis is that the online trend in self-censorship comes, at least in part, from people not understanding that a user was punished for being a minority rather than the language used in any given post

Its that time of day where every cat you see is licking something

Does anyone have any grocery requests while i'm putting together tomorrow's list

Corset accuracy in shows is out. This is what Murder, She Wrote wants us to believe an Amish woman looks like

Emerald Fennell think she Sofia Coppola, Sofia Coppola think she Francis Ford Coppola, Francis Ford Coppola think he the Hamburglar

Continuing collage progress

Disney is to folk tales what VeggieTales is to the Bible

There exists a certain type of thin woman who is obsessed with putting a shitty tulle petticoat on over a pair of pants and calling it fashion

i have a costco membership now and I'm just immediately looking at the website like. i could make a big soup for everyone

Every time we watch the Olympics there are a bunch of ads about how we're all rooting for team USA when it's actually on bc my mom wants to watch Americans lose

Folks in Minneapolis still need help, our government isn't doing a damn thing to help anybody, please keep giving especially if you aren't from here, many of us are tapped out and folks still need a *lot* of help. None of this is over

Sasquatch Diaries Feb 12th sasquatchdiaries.neocities.org

(alicia keys voice) this horse is on fire

Remembered to take pictures of collage stuff before it went in the mail this time

Using a paper guillotine is so much work when you arent used to manning a guillotine

I hate that the patreon welcome poll words it "supporting the creator financially" Feels.... patronizing

We're gatekeeping words now???

The fact that my research paper can ONLY be 11 pages is actually animal cruelty

Life hack: if you walk up to the counter of a restaurant and claim you ordered something for pick up you can just leave with whatever they finished recently if you confuse everyone enough

you know I love love

I said look at her >:C

in TWO WEEKS robyn and I are gonna be living together and then none of you will know peace

Look at this little cutie patoot. And she's all MINE 😏

Howls Moving Castle has a cloaca

I have finally whittled my "following" number down to 69

It's wild that all these rich people think "I wasn't friends with him, I just attended a party of his after he was convicted of soliciting a minor" is a good excuse

Decided it would be funny to do a Friday the 13th promotion. Get 26% off your first month of mail club with LUCKY26 from today through March 13th

Had a dream last night that I missed a movie bc I showed up to the theater on time but stood in the lobby for two hours waiting for a sunset that never came

Ice skating? You mean the halftime performance of the zamboni show?

Yesterday at the place I got all my collage supplies they had a leather bin in the fabric section that was just. Full of plastic

Btw I'm dying to get my hands on more human forms for collage stuff so if you have any fashion mags or nudie stuff you wanna get rid of hmu

I'm pretty proud of this poem I made out of the euphemisms that companies used to describe the ICE occupation in corporate communications. Also read the whole story: racketmn.com/corporate-co...

Sciatic nerve flare up today bc I went to too many trendy places in Austin with weird seats yesterday

Trying not to constantly shill my wares but also I can't offer annual signups until I reach $200/month so

Look at everything I got for collage packs. You should join my mail club patreon.com/moribundstudio

According to bluesky this is sexually suggestive (wrong) and doesnt contain nudity (yes it does)

Currently working on

Old biker outside the pizza place is either flagging green or in a snake-themed gang

Whale evolution makes me uncomfortable

Playing another round of hair color roulette with only enough time to blow dry my hair before class starts

Using two fighting rabbits to symbolize opposing animal testing is so funny to me. It just looks like you support rabbit cage matches

The whole time youre reading the Odyssey you hear about how the suitors suck so bad and are eating poor Telemachus and his mother out of house and home. And then Odysseus returns and you find out the problem is he only has THREE HUNDRED AND SIXTY boars left

I tried to take a photo of a grasshopper on my windshield, but now it looks like a gigantic bug destroying the town.

There are, unfortunately, piercings i should not do myself. These are the ones I want the most

I pierced my ear again :)

Oh, this old thing? 😏 my girlfriend bought it for me