If everyone (everyone) talked about pornography like it was part of culture things would be better I think

Every day this week I have kissed robyn good morning and tits the cat has seen this from atop the wardrobe and rushed into bed to cuddle with us

Trash is a beautiful name for a baby girl

earlier i discovered an ant on my person where ants generally should not be traveling

Would it be insane to try to get a spot tabling for a pride market at the end of June

Tiny little sketchbook made from a taco bell paper bag

All the foods I want to eat are only sold at grocery stores 45 minutes away from where I live

Microsoft solitaire app is pissing me off so much I might just start spreading real playing cards out across the mattress before bed

Dating me basically consists of hearing all the good posts I dont make and reading all the bad posts I made instead

Instagram reel captioned "me leaving the house knowing men are going to hate my outfit" and its a video of a grown adult wearing the most dogshit ugly mismatched toddler fit you've ever seen

obviously I won't even consider buying a bath tub faucet if the listing doesn't have an AI-generated image of a fully clothed woman sitting in the tub covered in suds

Toast toast toast toast toast toast juice juice cocoa

I just need to write the conclusion for my essay and then I never have to think about anthropology again

"birth rates are declining" don't care I already got born

Captain Ahab just had road rage but for the sea. And he took it out on that poor dolphin

Central Market is exclusively for when you need to buy yoghurt that comes in an oven-safe terracotta container

Banksy strikes again

there are some really funny posts from last year where robyn and i hadn't started dating yet but we clearly had some sort of love-based prion disease

Chronological privilege is when someone achieves something before you because they happened to exist first

In 2017, Criselda Vasquez painted this portrait of her parents and titled it "The New American Gothic." Last month, her father, the man in this portrait, was abducted by ICE after being in the US for 30+ years. The family is now struggling with bills. A GoFundMe has been started: gofund.me/456d8a193

obsessed with this US department of agriculture zine about snail farming from 1986 openknowledge.fao.org/server/api/c...

The moral of this semester is that if you are cute and affable your professor won't fail you

Businesses in town are starting to try to market the location as a sort of weekend wellness retreat destination. I'm about to become The Riddler

Did a presentation yesterday. Today? You guessed it. Another presentation

Put my whole cunt into a presentation on bog bodies and sanctioned homicide just to be met with ZERO questions about my topic during Q&A

"Cairn" archimedesgallery.com/collections/...

Falling in love with a computer AI but it's Gorgo from Civ 6

Similar to demanding to know what your "real" name is, there is a type of "ally" who will demand to know what your "preferred" name is so they can feel like theyre doing you a favor

None of the cats even got me a mother's day present

Gambling ad. Weight loss ad. Gambling ad. Gambling ad. Weight loss ad. Gambling ad. Weight loss ad. Weight loss ad. Online therapist ad.

Forever haunted by the woman on Four Weddings who said their wedding theme was an ode to their viking heritage or whatever and then the song for their first dance was from the fucking How To Train Your Dragon sequel

The point of Civilization 6 multiplayer is to work with your friends to keep the computer players from achieving anything

Love how my two dermatologist options are cosmetic dermatologists who will be rude as fuck to me and. Catholic hospital

This one goes out to everyone experiencing seasons in texas 《 VERNAL TERROR 》

Yes I had a hot fudge sundae yesterday, but consider: it was really small

My 30s are gonna be the decade of tattoos. Once I get my hands on some tattoo money

up late on may 1st? Have some reverse mermaids

Robyn made me watch Bride of Frankenstein and Bride of Chucky back to back and now this has become my entire personality

"He took the unique biometric facial features of a 14-year-old Indigenous girl, ran them through an industrial production process and generated billions of dollars in profit without ever once asking her permission. That is not film-making. That is theft.”

Trying to explain to people who live in other states that Texas has awful welfare systems is... so frustrating

Sore Fuckmann New York, Passenger Arrival Lists (Ellis Island), 1892-1925

The Cuck of Frankenstein

Man, this is so incredibly cool. www.popsci.com/environment/...

Sorry I hate trying to advertise shit on here but also: I need dollars

The beginning of the month is a great time to join my mail club btw patreon.com/moribundstudio (This month has playboy pages!)

Including an obituary for this ant in May's mail club newsletter

sorry for not posting. i got suspended for speaking the truth

If i ever got back into doing radio, the first song I'd play would be a censored version of I Wanna Be A Homosexual that becomes more and more dead air as it goes on

This one goes out to everyone experiencing seasons in texas 《 VERNAL TERROR 》

Collage pulls: May edition