my most masculine trait is i can just fall asleep in any position on anything and just sleep in whatever im wearing. Blue jeans? On. neck? propped against a concrete wall. laying on a boxspring. this is my plan tonight and it does not phase me lol

i hate being so useless i wish i had the motivation or energy to do fucking anything

the silly

"it's pedophilic to like short women" is the same logic as "it's gay to like muscular women." I don't believe in horseshoe theory, but you keep proving it right.

Juvia & Erza 🍑🍑

Nippon Ichi!~ Chibi Mai Shiranui!

Gal Bulbasaur

How do you fix American politics? Encourage union members to run for office! New research shows that union members connect more with voters and follow through with worker-first priorities when they're in office. #txlege

I'm going to be getting kicked out of my place on the first and need to raise some extra money due to my DDA housing stipend not kicking in for another 6 months. I need to raise this or I'm at risk of being put into an improper facility or homelessness. givebutter.com/iG0zWz

I can never hold standing office because people will check my page to see how im responding in a crisis situation or my opinion on a national bill or whatnot and i will be liking furry girls with impossibly thick asses and reposting sister smutfics at 3am not realizing im on main

Consider pyrewyn laying on top of you and completely smothering you with tits, girlcock, balls, and belly

I feel like so many people who don't understand why people can be anti-car just conveniently forget or don't realize some of the hidden, socialized costs of cars. It's not just about emissions, it's way your car's tires get shredded up into microplastics that pollute the environment as they're...

Oh my god i give up with this resist fingerprinting i physically cannot remember to toggle it every time i have the inkling of an idea to post a photo god forbid never fucking mind

you can not blame leftists and anti-genocide protesters for kamala's loss without first explaining why asking them to stop arming and protecting a genocide was not a reasonable request.

rip hianime you will be missed luckily there are a few dozen websites just like you, but u will be missed regardless

really need to smother someone between my cheeks, like not just face sitting i want your whole body trapped in my ass and the only thing you can do is make out with it

Seeing Vinny play more Choicer Voicer made me wanna repost this oldie-but-goodie

Getting drawing ideas weird amount lately but my sharpener for my color pencils is bustedddddddddd is killing me wehhh. might look up how much one costs and see if i can figure something out but broke

Realrealrealreal Yall never heard of domme drop?! Dont use your dommes as kink and meanness dispensaries! They are real people with real feelings who need real affection and its up to you to show it to em! If you cant do that you dont deserve them!

...k i never origionally kept up with this contreversy or whatever and only looked at this cause a discord convo but you mean to tell me the reason people were mad at leonardo dicaprio wasnt even him dating anyone underage but because he was a consenting adult dating other conseting adults

No context just Millie <3

hate getting sudden bursts of artistic practice inspiration when im too tired to do anything oughghghhhhhh why cant my brain do this when im just bored

Puppy but the exact opposite of color blind(doing it twice wielded the same exact score kid u not so)

I love how Viv and the spindlehorse crew went "what if we wrote the best woman ever" for Hellaverse Then did it like 20 more times Women rule #hazbinhotel #helluvaboss

minecraft listed as a retro game

Big sister coming home from a trip, getting dive bombed into snuggles by her little sis x little sister laying against her big sis' chest, finally able to get a restful night's sleep to the sound of her big sis' heartbeat, mumbling about how much she needs her while drifting off

huge fan of women, personally

Ngl theres not enough voice training materials for girls who just want a deep feminine voice like years of chorus bas section trained these bitches deep just me sound like a bassy lesbian i dont want "how to sound like a squaky 16 year old anime girl" guide number 273893😭

2 consenting adults forming a relationship is abusive because i, a 3rd party bystander, did not consent because "ewwww icky"

"Incest victim"

"And there's something 'bout the Southland in the springtime" -indigo girls #coloraday #redwed #photography #eck #tulips #cherrytree #gardening #gardens

Be pet gay dogs

turns out that joint was laced with (checks) the one thousand years aphrodisiac 😮

hot take "you started it" is lowkey a valid defense like if someone gets mad at you for a convo over politics or some other serious shit they began i should be able to say that. or they start some kinda drama that shoots them back in the foot or a fight. doesnt excuse *behavor* but yknow?

You ever so depressed when you do something positive you can like feel the sensation of dopamine but not actually feel happy. like watching a cute show and your chest gets all warm and fuzzy as if im supposed to go "awee cutee:3" but just cannot do anything but deadpan

Here's the thing, I'm not just asking people to support porn they don't like because they'll come for the stuff they do, but because it is literally the foundation for coming for all the sfw art they like, too.

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Sorry, I'm having very normal thoughts about drunk sister groping me whether I want it or not. If you need me, I'll be locked in my bedroom for the next two hours, just don't open the door or ask what I'm doing, it's uhhhh... gonna get messy... 😵‍💫

Marceline the vampire queen was very formative in me realizing my trans identity and feeling solace in probably the hardest point in my hell life and making me feel alotta new funny feelings but also reassured in them by her. plus powerful messaging from the stakes series of time. so Marcy:3

So much of the hate these characters get boils down to, “This character had an emotional response to an extremely distressing situation and I didn’t like that.”

not pulling that out my ass btw like, the among of teens smoking ciggs in 1991 floated around 25%-30% and now its super low but vaping rates among teens is just,,,,*25-30%*>_> like ya see where were just rotating nic right?

Mabye my most conservative take is i feel like regulating ciggs within an inch of their life and raising the age to smoke doesnt actually do anything to get kids to stop smoking and is probably why vapes becoming so popular just directly coorelates to smoking going down. 1/4

being a puppygirl means NO MORE CHOCOLATE!! you wanna be a cute boofer? u must COMMIT!! by getting VIOLENTLY ILL!!! from cocoa. sorry i dont make the rules

Ngl even if u dont just putting a sign outside yo fence you gotta gun anyways will keep away anyone who wants to test stealing ur shit lmao

settling down with the unsettleable (aka: we can't have normal sex)