I'm sat. I'm already in the theater. Idc if this "isn't resident evil enough" for you. Go cry.

Not to be dramatic but this week is slowly killing me

I invented this really cool new thing, I call it: going for a walk outside

monday

I caved. I bought Tomodachi Life

shower before poop ur executed by troops 😔

hate hate hate miscommunication If I don't over explain myself, I'll die!

fuck this damn house

ITS 74 OUTSIDE??? WHY IS IT 79 INSIDE

AC in current house sucks so much it's barely keeping it at 79°F New house was maintaining 70° and it's not even set to cool yet T-T I want to be there already

i could never be straight. EVERYONE IS HOT

Thank you, lesbians <3

I'm veeery close to getting perfection in Stardew Valley

made my coffee too strong, I think my heart is vibrating 😵‍💫

it's 10pm and the weed is talking

really good episode of critical role this week, I was sweating

went to the doctor today, he was really handsome (60 btw) but then he told me I should eat bugs to cure my headache?

New coconut LaCroix flavor hits

and if I said to you "waga baga bobo" what then?

This would go crazy as a trio Halloween costume

Is it bad that I kinda love being a bitch?

ok me too

Our air fryer is cooked and by cooked I mean it's not cooking :(

Maybe it's the stress from moving but I keep having the craziest dreams and then waking up more tired than when I went to bed ;-;

Just to be clear. I'm not a real doctor but I am a real worm. I am an actual worm.

#LastFourWatched but mostly a PSA that everybody needs to watch Kung Fu Hustle right now

I was very brave at the dentist today and I deserve a treat

in one week I will own a house 🧍🏻‍♀️

imagine if I became active online again

His House (2020)

what's it like inside your head?

Oh my god, so many people are canceling Nitro that it's having issues processing it, cook 'em hard bois.

fairy kirby 🌷🦋 #cuteart

DIGITAL COMMISSIONS #art #artsky

QTP with a gif of your first gaming console a hand-me-down from my brother, the batteries were held in with duct tap and you needed a flashlight to see the screen in the dark 😌🫶🏻

serendipissy in my feed 🙂‍↕️

omg @emowraith.ruins.party @steelix14.bsky.social

I so badly want to throw my shoe at a man

I'm fucking heartbroken

pissghetti

“Hey, I think I finally want to read that book you recommended me—“

5 ⭐'s It's surprising to be fully invested throughout the entirety of an almost 500 page book but I was hooked. Loved the characters, politics, and clan dynamics and was genuinely surprised by the twists.

every time i eat a burger i think about him

bjork started playing as soon as we entered the restaurant. They knew we were coming.

sugar, spice & fuck ice

Treating my beautiful boy-wife to a succulent birthday dinner tonight 🔫 Everyone say hbd to @simonsaysty.bsky.social