It's been a long time since I've found a really beautiful rock on the ground and I think that weighs on a soul

love of my life cooked a diabolical amount of pasta tonight... enough to feed a nation... we are only two people...

Going from being a cop, to a crypto bro, to a landlord is like collecting infinity stones for bastards

man, fuck landlords

buffalo chicken mac & cheese so good it's making me forget about my cramps 🙏🏻

I hope it rains all day so no one can light fireworks

I'm sending the poop fairy your way 🧚🏻‍♀️

Every trans person and every ally to trans people needs to read Sheryl's thread and take the actions recommended. It is vitally important! If you do nothing else, contact your blue state AGs and demand they support WPATH in this suit! More support means a slower case means 2029 DoJ can drop it.

If I'm watching your pets and you don't leave written instructions, I'll explode and then there's just gonna be exploded person on your walls and ceiling and who's gonna be watching your pets then?

Good morning, happy Saturday 🌧️

not a smoker but i almost always have a situation where i’m like “damn.. i really need a cigarette rn”

Water tower Gays, IL — Hope, ND

please don't ask me what I like to eat I don't even know

I don't have any cool vintage lighters but I do like to craft :)

I know I just had a day off and a long weekend but I need another one right now

The only stable relationship on my island is between Freddy Fazbear and Leon Kennedy

So my husband rejected me because he was in a relationship with Jerma. But now that they're married, he's no longer interested while Jerma is madly in love... Bro's breaking hearts left and right 😭

whorse

the gifs aren't working and I'm mad! *angry gif* >:(

share two of your favorite pics of yourself :3

It's kinda fucked up how moving into a new house really got in the way of my Tomodachi time :(

I fw raisins heavy

if we take ibuprofen together that makes us ibuprofriends :)

I'm sat. I'm already in the theater. Idc if this "isn't resident evil enough" for you. Go cry.

Not to be dramatic but this week is slowly killing me

I invented this really cool new thing, I call it: going for a walk outside

monday

I caved. I bought Tomodachi Life

shower before poop ur executed by troops 😔

hate hate hate miscommunication If I don't over explain myself, I'll die!

fuck this damn house

ITS 74 OUTSIDE??? WHY IS IT 79 INSIDE

AC in current house sucks so much it's barely keeping it at 79°F New house was maintaining 70° and it's not even set to cool yet T-T I want to be there already

Thank you, lesbians <3

I'm veeery close to getting perfection in Stardew Valley

made my coffee too strong, I think my heart is vibrating 😵‍💫

it's 10pm and the weed is talking

really good episode of critical role this week, I was sweating

went to the doctor today, he was really handsome (60 btw) but then he told me I should eat bugs to cure my headache?

New coconut LaCroix flavor hits

and if I said to you "waga baga bobo" what then?

This would go crazy as a trio Halloween costume

Is it bad that I kinda love being a bitch?

ok me too

Our air fryer is cooked and by cooked I mean it's not cooking :(