// LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY KRIS IS DEAD FOR TWENTY-FOUR HOURS OVER A JOKE TWEET BETWEEN THE KRISLINGS @souloflight.bsky.social look at what my reply to you has done to me 💀 I'll be back at midnight on Friday lmfaooooo 😭 //

Ranaria The chamberlain who follows Zelda, she was first mentioned as the author of the Ancient Tablets in Tears of the Kingdom. She has a laid-back nature but has earned Rauru's trust because she does quick work. She's fascinated by spiritual things and is always seen carrying her notebook around.

Her English name is Lenalia!

// HER ENGLISH NAME IS ARDI (www.instagram.com/p/DPewX5OE6Iy) //

Āgasuta The calm and intellectual Goron chief. He is a long-time friend of Rauru, the King of Hyrule. He joins forces with Rauru as the Sage of Fire to defeat the Demon King in Hyrule Warriors: Age of Imprisonment.

Nintendo of America has confirmed his English name is Agraston!

// THEY JUST NAMEDROPPED THE SAGES (twitter.com/zelda_musou/...) I CAN CALL HER SOMETHING OTHER THAN MS. SAGE OF LIGHTNING NOW HELLO ARUDI YOU'RE SO BEAUTIFUL //

// Link is the Hanged Man Arcana btw //

⠀ ⠀I MISSED YOU ⠀

⠀ ⠀ZELDA ⠀

⠀ ⠀It should've been, but they just had to make it into some shitty fanfiction. ⠀ALSO WHERE. ⠀⠀[ LOOKING AROUND RAPIDLY. ] ⠀

⠀ ⠀Yeah, but they put Calamity Ganon in Age of Calamity as a playable character without explanation, even though only showed up in the end and died! Least they could do is throw me in Age of Imprisonment without any bearing on the story, too... ⠀

// god looking at Age of Imprisonment and its canonical story bums me the fuck out actually because when I look over to Age of Calamity and its shitty AO3-ass time-travel fix-it fic story I frown so hard you'd swear I've never smiled a day in my life //

⠀ ⠀...'f'it makes you feel better, I didn't get nothin', either. They sidelined me for a construct. ⠀

// this, too, is going on the fridge //

// everyone look away

// can we have a billion more shots of her in the next trailer please and thank you Nintendo. god she's so fine //

// she's so fucking beautiful fuuuuuuuuuuck I LOVE YOU MS. SAGE OF LIGHTNING //

Experience The Imprisoning War that ultimately led to the events of The Legend of #Zelda: #TearsoftheKingdom in Hyrule Warriors: Age of Imprisonment, the latest canonical tale from Hyrule’s distant past. Coming to #NintendoSwitch2 this winter!

⠀ ⠀Uh... ⠀⠀[ He's not too keen on fame, on being treated like a celebrity, but... yeah, he can oblige. ] ⠀...sure. I'm not... normally an autograph kinda guy, but sure. ⠀

⠀ ⠀Yup. Hi. ⠀⠀[ Doing a little wave with that weird right hand of his. ] ⠀

⠀ ⠀your friend's talkin' about my series ⠀

⠀ ⠀mmm, rocks ⠀

⠀ ⠀mmm, moss ⠀

⠀ ⠀at the very least, we are united in our consumption of inedible things ⠀

⠀ ⠀I could say the same ⠀

⠀ ⠀not what I'm called ⠀

⠀ ⠀holy shit it's John Tears of the Kingdom ⠀

⠀ ⠀oh, hey, John Deltarune is talking about my series ⠀

Music from the Nintendo Switch game The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom is now available on the #NintendoMusic app! ninten.do/6014ScbQy

⠀ ⠀except July. July, specifically, is wrath month ⠀

// buddy that isn't Token that's someone parodying him 😭 clear as day //

// y'know. this is just a fucking Pokémon version difference lmao Shuji is Twitter-exclusive Kris is Bluesky-exclusive you get a different blue-haired red-eyed polyamorous teenager depending on the site //

// I think he would fit in with any Xenoblade X folks here [ cough cough ] Sky's Cross, Mirabilis [ cough cough ] but unfortunately I only write him on Twitter because the Gundam verse simply does not exist here //

// I made him on Twitter. if any of you are also there, check out @0NLY0NEWISH. //

⠀ ⠀Zelda... what the hell is a skibidi sigma? ⠀

⠀ ⠀. . . 💧 ⠀

// two years since Peak Fiction 2 dropped. the wait for you was excruciatingly-long, but it gave me the patience of a god and was absolutely worth it in the end. one of the all-time greats. wonderful continuation and conclusion to the story of the Hero of the Wild. //

#𝐇𝐎𝐑𝐃𝐀𝐊UNLEASHED will officially be coming to BlueSky.

⠀ ᅠ ☀️ & the 𝐒𝐔𝐍 goes 𝒅𝒐𝒘𝒏 with all 𝑚𝑦 f͟a͟u͟l͟t͟s͟ . ᅠ

// lmfao as if I have the skill to do that //

// no particular purpose. I just made it for Skypon once and I remembered it exists and now I want to go digging in the recesses in my downloads folder //

// I remember I made an Aerith version of this let me try to find it //

// gomen oomf chan

ㅤ ㅤ𝐆𝐔𝐈𝐋𝐃 𝐀𝐂𝐄 ㅤㅤㅤ- 𝐋𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐔𝐌 𝐔𝐍𝐈𝐓‍‍ ✧ ㅤ

// I might be in a slump but I need to get to replies... uooooogh //

⠀ nessie. I'm nessie. look at mah trucker hat.

// went for an eye exam 'cause I figured something was up with my vision. turns out I have slowly become nearsighted over the years and need glasses. then I had lunch with a friend. all this off, like, four hours of sleep. with this and whatever that was in the wee hours... eventful day! //