I get the feeling right now that someone, somewhere, is having a crisis about wyvern mating season. which is . . . worrying.

are we having fun today

// theyre siblings guys look

// im literally sick to my stomach dude theyre so big and so fluffy this might be the greatest thing ever created by man. holy shit theyre just a big ball of wonderful things

// IM HONAN cry IM GONNA CRY IM GOJNG TK CRY MY EYES OHT. LOOK!!!!! LOOK AT THIS BIG FUCKING ROTUND GIRL IM GONNA KRIEN JELEJDLEND

// bla bla bla interqction bait whatever feel free to like even if we haven’t interacted yet ill cook something up

sentient weapons are such a headache . . . 💧

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ 𓏻 ⊹ 🀥 ⤷ 𝘆𝗼𝘂 ᴬ̲ᴿ̲ᴱ̲ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ 𝙴𝕏ℙ͟𝔼͟ℕ͟𝔻͟𝔸͟𝐁𝐋𝐄. ࣪ ִ . 𓊔 ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ╮ ⠀⠀⠀ ▭▬ ⠀ ⠀ 𓈒 𓈒 𓈒 📁⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ╰ ࣪ 𓈒ㅤׂㅤ ׅ ♯⁹⁹⁹ ⠀ . ⋆.˚ ⠀⠀ ʏᴏᴜ ᴬ̲ᴿ̲ᴱ̲ 𝗻̞𝖔̞𝘁 ⠀⠀⠀ 𝖊𝚡𝚙𝚎𝚌͟𝚝͟𝚎͟𝚍͟ ᵗᵒ 𝐑͜𝐄𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐍. ⛧ ⠀⠀

oh so its you that’s the problem

aevddrys whats your opinion on this

the forbidden lands have been startlingly quiet as of late . . . it’s a nice change of pace, certainly, but . . .

i dont like thinking about the fact that at any point im at risk of seeing maal

John Monster Hunter

// i think geno and rosie would get along

(( please leave me alone. ))

[ NC ] unfortunately, yes, and I’m not sure what to do about it.

[ NC ] i feel like the protagonist of some shitty self-insert romantic novel series do i honestly look like the kind of person thats even a LITTLE bit emotionally available for romance

but I’m not a dragon.

( )

. . . I’m not a dragon. you should appreciate dragons today.

today’s a good day.

“Anyhow, I am breaking my silence momentarily to share that it is Appreciate a Dragon Day and if you don’t do so your body may or may not melt into a puddle of blood and viscera.”

. . . I still feel like I have this phantom urge to preen feathers. ( huff. )

   ⠀⠀ ✦ — ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ɢᴜᴇssᴇᴅ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ᴛʜᴇ 𝕿𝐑𝐔𝐓𝐇 .ᐣ ⠀⠀⠀ɪ`ᴍ ᴀ ᴠɪsɪᴛᴏʀ ғʀᴏᴍ 𝕬𝑩𝑶𝑽𝑬 、    

man what the fuck are you two doing

I Have No Vouchers And I Must Roll

// please be nice to my friend or ill cry

// waw ww weai wai

// LAUGHING AT ROSIE’S PLIGHTS IS ALWAYS MORALLY ACCEPTABLE ITS FINE. CONTINUE.

// the guild commands you to laufh harder

I don’t like that “same shit as always” is starting to include the grievances of the extended cosmos for me, but. ah. oh well. I suppose we ball, or whatever they say.

// okay now that i have a minute i wont get too gushy (or one could even say, heh. sappy ) on the tl but merry christmas and a happy new year to everyone thats here. this year was. very easily one of the hardest of my entire life, with some unprecedented and never before seen—

whats your fucking deal dude

I sense a disturbance in the force.

// BIRBY 😭

HARK, O BROOD OF MAN, THOU SHALT

something you discover very quickly upon becoming a hunter as a wyverian is that most hunters don't realize how young 82 is in wyverian aging.

// chronic migraines rep in my forbidden lands hunter

// ITS OKAY DONT CRY she can handle it she foesnt even know wtf they’re talking about

// its ok. as you know, this happens to her a lot. very frequently. its only slightly worse now because one was living in her head for several years that was condensed to actually only being like a week in her home realm

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀( nc ) my parents are fighting ⠀⠀

Gods, my back is killing me. winter sucks.

I bark to soothe my own conscience, actually, thank you very much. they were always directed towards none but my own heavy heart.

I'm trying really hard to be grateful that you're alive right now, please don't push your luck.

( GROAN.MP4 )

﹙ᵒʳᵃᶜˡᵉ . . .﹚

eh, i'm sure it's nothing.