well, don’t you remember your manners. here, I’ll give you something to ponder on the trip —— the answer to that is simultaneously “under 100” and “way older than you”.

. . . you’d be surprised, boy.

your point of reference was “for adults”, not for ——— . . .

okay. are you two done now? can we have a conversation like adults without you two spontaneously crying, fucking, running off into the forest, disappearing into an unreachable metaphysical realm hidden in the recesses of your minds, or getting killed?

thats just not what i meant at all

yeah, no, I’m not allowed to go anywhere near them, sorry.

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀. . . ah. ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀. . . i see. ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀need I? ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀oh, those are terms you’re familiar with now? also, I thought you weren’t speaking to me. ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀she’s been clutching that wyvango and nibbling on it like a gawkie for four hours. I have no idea what’s going on. ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀. . . ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀that's a loaded statement. ⠀⠀ ⠀

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀doesn't matter right now. ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀do you ever stop whining? ⠀⠀ ⠀

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ( scruffing alice ) ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀. . . shit, that’s ——— ⠀⠀

// after consulting with a lot of people, i've decided this needs to be nipped in the bud. this is not a callout post nor do i wish for any harm to be sent towards her, but please do not interact with me if you are mutuals or acquaintances with the writer who goes by liz/noia @/gamblerslop etc.

for women’s day i demand reparations from Ishgard itself

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀“ —— nasty looking infection, there. don’t suppose you have any interest in letting odd - looking strangers take a quick look, do you? ” ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀oh. ⠀⠀

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⸻ 𝓣𝗛𝗘 𝑺𝑷𝑬𝑪𝑻𝑬𝑹 𝗢𝗙 𝑾𝑨𝑹 。。。 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

// oh thats hilarious

ɴᴏᴛʜɪɴɢ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ 𝗕𝗨𝗥𝗡𝗦 𝗕𝗥𝗜𝗚𝗛𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝗻 𝙈𝙔 𝙎𝙋𝙄𝙍𝙄𝙏 .ᐟ

// dude what the fuck did they feed her

i think you just hate lesbians at this point

refer to that one thing i said that one time

I Will Handle It, Nidhogg.

i made an oath to not use this weapon to harm human beings. however, i am willing to break it,

why. is he. here.

that there may be, but a sailor of the stars I am at the core of my/our being. wherein fate is the wind in the sail; I do not break from those currents, planeskeeper. I walk only where my footsteps have already been planted by the azure light.

I could not have, actually. but I appreciate the sentiment(?)

i hate being a scion of life’s essense because apparently protecting the sanctity of life also includes the dragon racists who live in Judecca

who the fuck is this

if i had a nickel for every time an ancient civilization massacred a peaceful dragon deity of untold power and subjugated it and its kin in a horrific display of hubris to power their own means of further advancement, I would have two nickels.

( lrt ) "who want me" bitch the void 😭 😭 😭

BY THE TWELVE GET THIS FUCKING ROACH OUT OF MY BLASTED TOMESTONE BEFORE I PREPARE MY OWN CRUCIFIXION

// unrelated but i think about this video often

// “but isnt rosie’s elemental symbolism more aligned with wind” on account of the Voyager yes but on account of Rosie von Sapphire Star she is the streak of fire gleaming across the horizon your honor

// ive never pkayed ffxvi but ifyou think abojt it rosie/ysayle is just lesbian clive/jill or something i dunno

// i like how she just documents her thoughts

and once again. hm.

hm

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀WHO IN THE ABSOLUTE SHIT GAVE AEVDDRYS ADDERALL AGAIN ⠀⠀