👍

see, younger me would be down to plunge them into eternal debt BUT the statue they’ve erected in my supposed image is too offensive to me, personally, to let it slide

for women’s day i demand reparations from Ishgard itself

(( Ysayle HC that may or may not get canonized by birby [ and brought to you by my drive home from work and doing little things ] is her eyes being covered at all times.

just like the final days

worst part about taking one astrology class is that now I am burdened with the knowledge that mercury is in retrograde in Nymeia

huh?

“okay… but did someone actually dismantle the snowman at the akh afah amphitheatre or——“

ummm. YOU are the all-knowing wyrm here you enlighten the class 🫩

i regret taking this device with me

( lrt ) "who want me" bitch the void 😭 😭 😭

i am going to go throw up what do you have to say for yourself UNCLE @malice-striker.bsky.social

BY THE TWELVE GET THIS FUCKING ROACH OUT OF MY BLASTED TOMESTONE BEFORE I PREPARE MY OWN CRUCIFIXION

“it dawns on me that every passing day I feel more like an ascian than a warrior of light, and that tickles me a little”

(( oh dear i might have to make that pinned after all 😮‍💨

(( ysayle playing the role of fray in a different shard of reality is really funny. and, in other news, the wheel hath chosen its favored.

[ @glacialdiamond.bsky.social ]

(( the ysayle and Nidhogg healing experience is them leaving the home that has done irreversible damage to them as individuals and have lost their sense of belonging in to them search for a new place to inhabit only to eventually reach a place where

does it look like this tiny, puny corpse can block a gigaflare cast?

my apologies … I did not mean that. A moment of weakness on my part,

YES YOU FUCKING BROUGHT ME HERE I AM A HOSTAGE HERE

love living dead’ing

NODHOGGHELPWHEONDOWJKWMXKEN

:GIRLHELPITDIDNOTLIKEMYQUESTION:

“i dont even want to ask how we got to an underwater city, nor the reason why this thing is preparing to pulverize us.”

(( need to decide WHO to throw at oomfs [ looks at skypon and winster ]

(( the idea of primal ysayle decimating the vault is so funny to me and it’d be cathartic. “okay so if they refuse to change then I will force change” blows a crater into the orthodox church’s holy cathedral

⠀ ᅠ ☼ & the 𝐒𝐔𝐍 goes 𝒅𝒐𝒘𝒏 with all 𝑚𝑦 f͟a͟u͟l͟t͟s͟ . ᅠ

“oh… that’s a terrible vision. who would do such a thing? forget about it.”

“elaborate.”

this one gets it

call it cosmic yearning

the doubt lies in my homophobic great wyrm uncle who had a dirty Ishgardian man’s consciousness imbedded into his so now he’s making the most out of pocket comments of all time while he drags me across the sea of stars

it isn’t even Sunday yet—

you need to tag this with something

why did he even come back like?

… i cannot believe estinien’s rancid takes and homophobia affected you too

“there is something about being a magnet to red haired, and any such color adjacent, individuals who have some connection to the stars that needs to be studied”

(( you won’t believe what this ping was for

(( anyhow. Mili and I have determined that while ysayle is away from etheyris indefinitely it is likely to rejoin with her shards so

huh.

(( the birbydyne ysayle fun fact is that she was in love once and that led to perhaps the worst bethel in the history of the mother crystal’s sillies soldier’s history

exhausting.

ysayle ❄️

“ah, so he took flight after all...”

// brush test

(( feel like absolute dogshit so time to crank up something silly for Madame Iceheart i guess

good night.

liar.