// coinflip said grateful. so thanks for the dicks oomf-in-law!!!!

// i dont know whether i should be thankful or spiteful

// oh so its THEIR fault I now have a canvas of the specific anatomy of fishboy penis on my laptop

( —— . . . maybe the guild doesn't have to hear about this one. maybe they can do without a report! just this once !! )

[ anyways! he has hunted the nerscylla 🙂‍↕️ ]

// HELLOOOOOOOO??????????????????????????????!?!?!?/;L,RM.KFLMS

// ITS CALLED METHOD ACTING . THATS WHAT IT IS,

// rhat was nidhogg speaking through you birby im cackling

// what. what did i say wrong

// (scratching my ass) theyre kinda hraesvelgr/shiva coded if you think.about it

( . . . yes, ) ( how easily she forgets, indeed. and how very difficult it is to recall, when beastly talons seem to methodically pluck and puppeteer her heartstrings with precision and tenderness that defies their nature. when he manages to make her forget her own weight. )

idontrhinkiveveerheardhimlaughbefore

FUCK

( CLUTCHING HER THIGH SO HARD SHWS ALMOST NREAKING SKIN )

<—— guything who can’t wait to leave the nerscylla’s corpse outside their tent as an offering ✨

( she's at FULL full attention, now. eyes wide and owlish, heart beating at a mile a minute. ) ( . . . by the Five. now she knows without question that she's a sorry fit for this position —— she's supposed to be the impulse control. the leash. ) ( and she sucks. )

( nc ) DUDE CAN HE STOP DOIGN THAT M NNY LEGS ARE GONNA GIVE OUT OHHHH IM GOING TO HELL IM GOING TO HELL

( . . . oh. sinking deeper into his hold, despite herself . . . teeny creature. ) th — the guild hasn't . . . authorized . . . um . . .

god, if you’re there listening to my song, then please, I want to be reborn worthy. they say you don’t make mistakes, so do you just hate me?

( . . . slump. ) ᶤ ᶜᵃᶰ ᵇᵉ ᵗᵒᵗᵃˡˡʸ ᶠᵃᵘˡᵗᵉᵈ ᶠᵒʳ ᵇᵉᶤᶰᵍ ᵘˢᵉˡᵉˢˢ ᵃᵇᵒᵘᵗ ᶤᵗ, ᵗʰᵒᵘᵍʰ. ( she’s silent for a solid. like. fourteen seconds. then she suddenly stiffens and jerks upright. aware. ) w — what .ᐣ sebastian, it's fine. she was just defending her territory . . .

// just had a funny idea. im gonna hold onto this for a while and not elaborate

( just a light nick from the stinger, and it seems whatever of the toxins made it into her blood is just making her more woozy than anything else. ) mmmnnnnnnaaah. ‘m good. sorry f’r makin’ you . . . worry . . . again . . . I think I suck at m’job . . .

( TUMBLING INTO THEM. ) eeheh. hi :3

( poncho is doing naught to aid nor deter this endeavor. bubba’s just preening in the corner and warbling contentedly. not a care in the world. )

( <—— SHES LITERALLY JUST SAYING SHIT. HER BRAIN IS OFF TODAY BRO )

i’m the king of water cup city

the unknown speaks again, voice still incomprehensible to all but the construct that was allowed leave from its dwelling. “𝐇𝐔𝐍𝐓.”

FAR AND AWAY. Out into what few eyes have ever seen. There isn’t much, if anything at all. What is there is ENTROPY &&. OBLIVION. Quietly, cranking gears and pulling levers behind some cosmic curtain. 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙻𝙰𝚂𝚃 𝚃𝚁𝚄𝙴 𝚄𝙽𝙺𝙽𝙾𝚆𝙽, the stars call it.

hrngnhhhh

turns out felvine has some adverse effects on humans and wyverian-monster hybrids, too.ᐟ who woulda thought huh

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀temp pin ⠀⠀⠀⠀

dude thats fucking crazy thats so cool

// posting this with zero context

I do not believe in Me.

sebastian she’s got like three times my muscle mass on her biceps alone. she could snap me in half.

isn't that . . . illegal.ᐣ

whys he lookin at me like that

( ringing in her ears )

sometimes i think my wife might be sebastian

SE

see you in hell you stupid fruit

hey guys i just got back sorry i got Kidnapped by um the local kut - ku flock because they thhought i was a konchew i guess

𖤓 𝑆𝑝ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒𝑠 𝐶𝑜𝑚𝑏𝑖𝑛𝑒 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑆𝑦𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑚𝑠 𝑅𝑖𝑠𝑒 𝐷𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑛𝑡 𝑁𝑒𝑏𝑢𝑙𝑎 𝑖𝑛 𝑆𝑘𝑖𝑒𝑠 𝑈𝑛𝑖𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑠𝑒 𝑖𝑡 𝑝𝑒𝑒𝑟𝑠 𝑇ℎ𝑒𝑠𝑒 𝐼𝑛𝑓𝑖𝑛𝑖𝑡𝑒 𝐹𝑟𝑜𝑛𝑡𝑖𝑒𝑟𝑠 𖤓 | #SoDRP | #MVRP |

// ok well no hang on we still have two more silly funtime surprises to unwrap. ill reveal at the end

⠀⠀ ᴍʏ ɢʀɪᴇꜰ ʜᴀꜱ ᴡʜɪꜱᴘᴇʀᴇᴅ ꜰᴏʀ ᴇᴏɴꜱ ɴᴏᴡ ᴄᴏʟᴅ ꜱᴍᴏᴋᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ʙʀɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ᴛʜɪɴɢꜱ 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄 ɪᴛ ʙᴇɢꜱ ᴀꜱ ᴄɪᴛɪᴇꜱ ʙᴜʀɴ 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄 ɪᴛ ᴘʟᴇᴀᴅꜱ ᴀꜱ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ʙᴇɢᴇᴛꜱ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ᴄʏᴄʟᴇꜱ ᴘᴇʀᴘᴇᴛᴜᴀᴛᴇ. ⠀⠀