Me: I hope this software update doesn’t mess up my phone Phone: Welcome to AquaVision. Apps are wet now

Time for some hardcore gaming.

Welcome to Forefront Early Access! | AVAILABLE NOW! 🔥 Gather your squad, pick your class, and make your weapons your own to carry the O.R.E. Mercenaries or the Coalition Forces to sweet VICTORY. 💥

Do I consider myself to be a generally level-headed and humble person, who strives to avoid hyperbole and hubris? Yes. Do I think we're releasing the most fun online VR shooter ever made in early access tomorrow? Also, yes. www.youtube.com/watch?v=766c...

The cat's out the bag: we're releasing Forefront in early access on November 6th on Meta, Steam and Pico! And this is only the beginning, we have a hell of a roadmap planned!

Speaking purely as a player, I honestly don’t think I’ve enjoyed any multiplayer VR game more than the one we’re making right now. 🥹 @forefrontvr.com is shaping up to be something amazing, be sure to join our free Beta on October 9th! youtu.be/GIP5HwHNc8E?...

New map, new mode, new vehicles, new weapons & gadgets, and more! 👀 Forefront’s Open Beta is coming to Quest 3/3S/2 and Steam VR from October 9th to October 20th! 🔥 More details in Discord ➡️ forefrontvr.com/discord

I love my son, my wife, my dog and this 1982 Bell Labs film about UNIX. youtu.be/tc4ROCJYbm0?...

Relistening to a @stoppodcasting.bsky.social episode from 2012 (as you do) only to discover @grahamclark.bsky.social totally came up with the premise for Severance. Time to lawyer up, Ben Stiller.

Pretty lady drawing practice with @terrydodsonart.bsky.social ✏️

So here’s our next game! Bigger, bolder and more ambitious than Hyper Dash and Breachers, and we can’t wait to let everyone play it later this year. #forefrontvr https://youtu.be/65kzxTRrYcc?si=hBxZYkn1PvRGof5g

Forefront delivers an all-out war experience like never before in VR. 🟥🪨 Massive 32-player battles in vast, semi-destructible environments, where land, sea, and air vehicles are as crucial as your firepower. 📌 Wishlist NOW! ➡️ Join our community: forefrontvr.com/discord

All the LK-99 superconductor stuff in 2023 was exciting because it was potentially a big technological breakthrough *not* rooted in computing. If “tech” just means increasingly clever tricks with data & GPU’s, aggressively marketed as “The Future” without really improving the human condition… meh.

This has been nagging at me for months but I finally figured out who the Hawk Tuah girl reminds me of: James Hetfield circa 1983. I will need some time to process this.

Unatco HQ must be around here somewhere.

Every dad gift ideas list is like: Scotch rocks, socks that are also a knife, bacon wallet, hammer subscription

Preparing to leave Twitter for good, just need to put a little more time into my massively over-engineered custom archival tool for Classic Banger Tweets that must be liberated from the X servers and preserved for humanity before the Great Collapse. Your children's children will thank me.