already imagining the scene of me buying condoms at the self checkout before my date tomorrow and wanting to combust

if allowed the opportunity, I would hibernate like a bear for 5-7 months

"You have rewired my brain to want you more than anything" is a crazy thing to say to me and NOT marry me after

man i just went on a date with is going to be my boyfriend im manifesting RN

so whose gonna be my fnaf freak and go with me to the movies

im too hot to be working for 13 hrs

my kryptonite = calling my baby

I aspire to this level of petty

woah man im texting knows how to sext correctly without being gross JACKPOT

got a new bookshelf eek!! I LOVE HAVING ADULT MONEY

what i’m wearing to the bluesky christmas party:

ho ho ho im bro ho hoke

great news! All my exes are still doing terrible!

my friends and I went around the table saying what we were thankful for while "jellyfish jam" played in the background #truefriends

today is filled with friends, friends and more friends yay!!

I have unlocked so much swag

also CALCIFERRR THEME ❤️‍🔥

giving thanks and serving face (it took me 20 minutes to think of this so please clap)

my ideal thanksgiving day ALWAYS includes a nap

today is lowkey giving thanks 💅🏼😩

chat, it was worth it

my dumbass is STILL cooking bc I procrastinated cooking my Thanksgiving dish which is very on brand for me

obligatory hair thirst trap (video version)

time to watch STRANGER TINGS final season!!

time to say hi to my gremlins (log into hinge for the first time in a week)

getting my roots touched up today bc a baddie has been down recently

hoping my racist family members turkey is extra dry this year

being healthy is great and I will always support decisions that help you be mentally and physically healthy, but please also give yourself the correct amount of sustenance 🫶 holidays and being around family can have some unhealthy conversations around weight. your body is the only one you have! 🫶

YALL ARE SO UNSERIOUS

If Cynthia does not get a goddamn Oscar for no good deed im personally burning down the academy

t-minus 1 hr until Wicked pt 2 becomes my new personality

my clingy boy <3

creating a new music playlist so tell me what your recent favs are plzz

this describes the common interaction I have at work

the brain fog is SOOO real today

Woke up hating men

I still think about how much my ex would literally crash out over the fact I could sing and he couldn't

perpetually honk shoe me me meeing

I want your things in my ROOOOM I miss you allll of the time

had to educate my mom that the cutsey book covers actually have the craziest smut imaginable inside

giant bicep with tattoo on it >>> anything else

AND GOODNESS KNOOOOWS

sorry, i cant talk tn im crying to Cynthia erivo singing

me and the voices be giggling nonstop

just walked to the gym doors in my skimpy gym shirt in -30 degree temps and they were closed

😔

okay I might be 90 yrs old but I LOVE me some antique roadshow

in my assertive era ✨️

a man just asked me if I wanted to drink the wicked chilis drinks together like...ofc but also...somethings fishy

I think ive thought every thought I can think