pavlov training my man to only eat taco bell when he's with me

finding a new youtuber to fixate on is the best and worst thing that could happen to me

why was today the shortest day in human history?

happy snow Sunday 🤍 I hope your kitties did some exploring like mine did this morning

Abolish ICE and prosecute everyone who stays in it from this day forward as members of a criminal conspiracy to commit murder.

AND SAY THIS LOUDER FOR EVERYONE TO HEAR!! Anyone can be next. this is a very scary reality but everyone needs to be aware of the severity of the situation.

What we are watching is a paramilitary force learning that they can kill with impunity, that the regime will smear the victim and defend them. Unless politicians and the legal system exerts accountability, it will not stop. donmoynihan.substack.com/p/past-the-b...

As tens of thousands across America protest the violence that ICE sows with impunity, federal agents shot and killed another person in Minneapolis today.

ICE terrorizes our cities. ICE puts us all in danger. Abolish ICE.

god, drag queens are fucking amazing

okay why is today's work day going so well??

me every other year: screw valentines day, its all about consumerism anyways me this year now I have a valentine:

Happy 80th birthday to the iconic Dolly Parton.

to be loved is to ask me "can you recommend me some good books?"

im going to be saying "CHAT" when im by myself in my house

normalize not including people in your tiktoks nonconsenually...

spilled piping hot tea with hot women tonight so ive basically been reborn

tonight feels like me drinking 2 espresso martinis and drunk texting my man

hard at work shopping on the clock

why are legos the price of an entire mortgage rn?

get you a man who is gonna steal earplugs from his work so that when your cats are doing backflips at 3am, you can still be asleep <3

this has been the longest week of my life and its only wednesday...

had chipotle today so life's worth living again

uh oh chat im writing love songs ykyk

having a realllly good hair day so its a happy sunday indeed 🦋

my freak:

clean house & good smelling candle thats it.

my dreams this week include: • having a diving competition with Taylor swift •being in a concert in an Ulta and singing "bring me to life" • my ex saying he still loves me but I makeout with his hot cousin in front of him

my day off tomorrow is going to be filled with so much whimsy

life has been busy but never busy enough to say FUCK trump and FUCCCCK ICE

the inventor of the heating pad can GET IT

happy first workday back 🐎

if I kms on the clock tomorrow, do I get workers comp?

you may love me but im tryna fuse your cells with mine, we are not the same

im somewhere between psychotic and iconic

ramen so good that I [redacted] on my [redacted]

it breaks my heart when people are forced to believe through abuse that its normal for their partner to say and do vindictive shit during arguments. They should ALWAYS be on your side. The objective is never to be right but to express how you both feel and come to a solution.

happy new yearn

she is beauty, she is grace <3

happy new years eve from my bedroom 🎆

making a manifestation board for 2026 sounds soooo much better than paying a bar cover charge tonight

found a man who can quote bar for bar the entire spongebob movie with me then proceed to give me the best makeout session of my life after

I will travel to Madrid in 2026 I will travel to Madrid in 2026 I will travel to Madrid in 2026 I will travel to Madrid in 2026 I will travel to Madrid in 2026 I will travel to Madrid in 2026

I crave a new york bagel at least 90% of the year

in 2026 im going to be beautiful and have fun

my vocal stems have been saying "timmy tim bout 30" and "its marty supreme" to everything

lover girl era is FAST approaching

my baby niece got her first car and first purse/wallet today so shes basically a bad bitch now