It's NEDA National Eating Disorders Awareness week and if you're "raising awareness" by posting pictures of you while you were at your sickest you're not as recovered as you think and clearly aren't thinking of your fellow peers in recovery who don't need or want to see that shit.

I wish every landlord a wonderful get a real job you classless scum.

How did I know I was queer? You could say the that goth mommy spider from James and The Giant Peach could have something to do with it.

His GoFundMe is here: www.gofundme.com/f/support-le... - I donated a few days ago.

People who think shared showers are sexy must have some fancy ass showers. The only partner shower experience I've had is one person is in the water stream and the other is shivering in the cold on the other side of the tub. Do I need to enter a new tax bracket for showers to be sexy?

Don't be lonely this Valentines day. It's not illegal to take your furry or anime body pillow out to Olive Garden.

My bearded dragon tries to nonchalantly slide off my lap and ended up on his back and I had to flip him over. It was a reptile dysfunction. ps: He's ok. He gave me an angry look for letting him carry out his free will.

You can test new tech ideas using the Seinfeld Test Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs) Good tech. Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales) Bad tech.

Friends with benefits are a scam. All they offered was sex. I was expecting vision or dental, this is bullshit.

It's crazy how many boomers can't tell the difference between work ethic and getting exploited by their employer for 40 years.

This is the coolest fucking form of solidarity I have ever seen. Bravo.

I enjoy this place, but the people in charge of it are obviously so embarrassed that their userbase ended up as left-leaning as it is.

It's amusing how so many dudes can't figure out consent when endlessly harassing women and trans folx by saying the most sexually vile things posed as flirting, but as soon as a gay guy compliments his shirt he suddenly understands consent.

If your response to being told you have privilege is to get mad at the person telling you, you have it instead of the system, you're the problem.

Be enraged by this most recent state sanctioned murder by ICE, but be gentile and know you don't have to watch a video of someone being murdered to be informed or enraged.

The people who'll tell you today's murder victim in Minnesota shouldn't have turned up to a protest carrying a gun are the same people who said Kyle Rittenhouse was perfectly entitled to do the same thing.

I hope all the "UwU nO paWlIcIcS iN fUrRy. GoOd ViBeS oNlY" crowd is having a bad time. Furry will always be political and there's a difference between needing a day or two away from the news and ignoring politics because it's easier. We're in a crisis, things aren't going to feel warm and fuzzy.

The call is coming from inside the house y'all. We don't need to look to the Gestapo or Nazi's the USA has a robust history of atrocities. Slave Patrols/Police, indigenous child boarding school kidnappers, Japanese internment camps, Jim Crow police...

I'm looking to start brewing espresso at home for some yummy lattes. Anyone have any tips for someone starting out who doesn't want to buy some big expensive machine?

"I need AI for reference photos for drawing". No, you need to get more creative with what you type into Google images. They have at least 5 or 6 pictures of people on there. Blender is also free. You could also get one of those wooden pose drawing figurines. You could also try your imagination.

Growing up is realizing "Be quiet, you'll scare the fish" is just your Dad trying to get you to shut the fuck up for 5 minutes because fishing is for silence and repressing emotions.

Women are mad at gay men critiquing "Heated Rivalry" because it was "written by women for women" so gay men shouldn't be commenting on it and refuse to listen to how the show damages the gay community. Too many straight women love gay culture until it means becoming a true ally and not an 💅ally💅.

Call me a book series by Lemony Snicket because my life has been a series of unfortunate events.

Decorating my apartment? No. I'm providing enrichment in my enclosure.

Fuck you, this is a great joke.

My asexual ass thought ERP stood for "ethical role play" for a solid few months.

"You don't look asexual" is a wild way to say "You're too attractive to not want to have sex with me", but that never stopped men.

Queer people who push down other queer people to get cis/het people to like them give off the same energy as thinking the stripper is actually into you.

Lots of people think they want a Dominant, but they actually want someone to regulate their mood for them and, do all the work regarding starting and maintaining a relationship. They just don't want to put in the effort. Which that's what a relationship is, effort.

How many gallons of hummus is too much in a day? Asking for a friend.

Gaining weight feels terrible and like the end of the world, even though it's good because I have an eating disorder and was underweight. The plus side, my tiddies are getting bigger again. So.... Yay tiddies?

Real friends want to pay full price for their friends art and wares so they can support them, but I think a lot of the fandom isn't ready to have that conversation.

Yeah, I love Dr. Pepper. I'm a DP girlie. Give me all the DP. I just love a good DP session. Nothing refreshes me like DP.

A fellow Trans person on TokTik tried to tell me "I'm Trans and you don't pass as female". OK, I'm nonbinary so unintentionally correct, but the fact your Trans and trying to bully other Trans people I wish you a very TERFS doxx you.

Free stuff facebook groups are wild. Like, what do you mean someone is giving away a massive freezers worth of "probably 10 year old" assorted meats for people to use for dog food. Just throw it away, Hazel.

I like Brandon Rodgers as Blitzo in Helluva Boss, but outside of that I think he's incredibly obnoxious and not funny.

Your lack of talent isn't a valid excuse to use generative AI.

Them: Let's take this to the bedroom. You have protection? Me, an asexual:*grabs knife* D: What the fuck is in your room?

I don't go for gender euphoria. I go for gender terror. It's the looks in the eyes a parent gets when their kid asks them if I'm a boy or a girl and they don't know either.

Ariana Grandes recent near skeletal sickly skinny look in Wicked is going to Jumpstart so many eating disorders orders in young kids. She and her team are glamorizing being severely undernourished. Cynthia too, the images from Wicked and all the wierd ass interviews tarnished an esteemed musical.

"ewwwwwwww some cultures eat bugs?!?!!? They must be so uncivilized!!" What the fuck do you think lobsters, crabs, shrimp, and crawfish are, Becky?

Yeah, I have AAA. Asexual, autistic, and agender.

Remember, if you're making it out of 2025 you didn't struggle with depression. Depression struggled with you.

Creepy men: You've just not slept with the right man yet, that's why you're asexual and sapphic. Me: So have you not had sex with the right man and that's why you're straight? Creepy men: testosterone fueled tantrum That's not how it works!

If every asexual person you've met is an asshole to you maybe you need to look at the least common denominator and wonder if asexual people are just done with your bullshit.

Being asexual can suck sometimes, but at least it helps weed out creepy people who only see you as a sex object.

A reminder as the "wellness" industry is stepping up for new years guilt: "cleanse" and "detox" products are just snake oil and glorified laxatives. You have a perfectly good detox system called your liver and kidneys and they're free.

Get in loser, we're going to get lobotomies at Claire's and maybe get a pretzel after.

Be crime. Do gay.

I got an Indeed job notification for a mascot company. I could get paid to be a professional fursuiter basically which in theory seems cool, but in practice, kids parties and corporate events seems like a fresh hell I don't want to be a part of.