I love how my genetics helped with being conventionally attractive and androgynous, but maybe cou;d I trade some pretty privilodge for little less family history of mental illness, heart disease, and cancer?

Sending feet pics for money: Lame. Overdone. Boring. Refusing to stop sending feet pics unless you get money: Fresh. Innovative. Unique.

People who try to excuse their toxic traits on their zodiac sign baffle me. I don't care that you're a Cancercorn could you try and stop being a bitch? Can you consult the stars on how not to be a prick?

Me: Posts about being a sex adverse asexual. Comments: You know, some ace people do like sex. Ok, I'm aware of that, but the post I made about me on my profile was in fact about my personal experience. Why do you feel the need to make the post about you?

More cis people need to be loud about trans rights and trans issues because sadly some bigots will never listen to a trans person just because they're trans, but will be more likely to listen to a cis person. Be an actual trans ally, not just a bystander who's ok with trans people.

I'm ace and sure do love sex. S: Sleeping E: Extortion X: Xylophone

I was born at a very young age so that might be where my wisdom comes from.

Conspiracy videos that start with "Scientists don't want you to know this" are so funny because have you ever met a scientist? All they want to do is tell you things. It's kind of their whole thing, sharing their findings.

If god didn't want gay sex then why did he put the male g spot in the booty hole? Checkmate religion.

"I need things neat I'm so OCD." Yeah, well if when I get off a call with someone in my family or I love and we both don't say "I love you" at then end I assume my loved one will die before I can talk to them again, but tell me again about how you /need/ organize your silverware drawer.

OCD is a clinical term with a specific definition. Intrusive thought is a clinical term with a specific definition. Overstimulated is a clinical term with a specific definition. Gaslighting is a clinical term with a specific definition. Stop watering down serious things to be relatable online.

OpenAI Announces Construction Of New Data Center On Top Of Sick Child

Nothing says spring in New England like the cum trees blooming and making the whole city smell like cum for a week.

When's straight pride? I dunno, my city has an Irish fest every September so probably then.

I want to bite into a twizzlers rope at the bottom of a full bathtub so I can too experience being a shark biting into an undersea fiber optics cable.

The fresh hell of the American Medical system is currently being in the hospital and at the same time getting a notification that I have a bill from my primary care provider. There is no winning just stick an IV directly into my bank account and siphon out the money.

I do have a fursuit!

It's funny when people outside to US try and use "yankee" as an insulting term because most of us in America think it's just a funny word that people in the south still angry about losing the civil war use to describe people who live in "The North".

Gas Station Price Sign Using Scientific Notation

So, I just realized my fursuit is 15 years old and things become "vintage" after 20 years. I'm 5 years away from having a vintage fursuit.

What if Garfield hates Mondays because he secretly loves his human, Jon, and Jon goes back to work on Mondays and that makes Garfield sad?

Why do dog people see "Hey, I just don't really like dogs. I'm not gonna be mean to a dog, but I'm not going to pet your dog." and interpret that as "I hate dogs and this makes me a terrible person".

You invite a vampire into your house and instead of biting you he moves into your spare room because he got kicked out of his parents castle.

Reminder: It's Mother's Day so text or call your mom because you love them or want to be kept in the will.

Doctors Say Digging Own Grave Keeps Bones Healthy After Menopause

If you don't socially engage at cons or go to panels/events or wander the con space and feel lonely getting a fursuit will not fix that. You'll just be lonely, but with a fursuit.

Tech savvy friends. I used to use smart sockets for my reptiles timers so I could manage them from my phone and see electricity output. I need new ones and want to know if I should go with smart plugs again or switch to something offline because of internet security concerns?

Weed strain names are wild. What do I mean GoGurtZ gave me dry mouth, but VelcroZ is a smooth vibe?

Remembering that time a therapist took my case when she wasn't qualified and asked me in session "What do they usually do to treat this?". I only saw her 3 times.

All of the US has Cosco and Sam's Club for bulk shopping, but here in New England we have BJ's. It's the founders initials, but there are signs on the street that say "BJ's" and then an arrow to it. So, come to New England for the lobstah roll and stay for BJ's.

So, do all the deer get to vote on where they put those "DEER CROSSING" roadsigns? Or is it like the deer president?

Reminder: If you are not Native American or part of an indigenous tribe you cannot have a spirit animal. You have a fursona.

Happy "Hitler Killed Himself in a Bunker Day" to those who celebrate.

In high school they Swimming team would have to forfeit every diving meet because they had no divers. They found out I knew how to dive and tried to recruit me. I refused to join the team because they all bullied me. It felt so good seeing them have to forfeit every dive section.

Yeah this. But also with alt text. But yes. That is not how consent works. That is trying to weaponize their disgust.

Gotta love a "pick-me" trans person who decides that they're gonna police and bully other trans folx who's goal isn't 100% passing as binary because they think cis people will deem them one of the "good trans" and be nice to them. When in reality they're all laughing behind your back.

The Margret Thatcher mask stays on and before you can cum I take away your milk.

Movie idea: A ghost new to haunting tries to haunt the girl who moves into where he lived, but she has multiple cats so everything he tries to do to haunt her she dismisses as the cats just being cats causing the ghost an existential afterlife crisis.

The main thing in art and entertainment to keep your finger on the pulse of the fans and what they want, their feedback is so important.

House Hunters International is extra infuriating because it's a bunch of Americans bitching about how the houses in a foreign country aren't like American houses.

Why is every couple on house hunters like "I'm Jenna and I work in non-profit relocation of toadstools for frogs to sit under and I'm Chad and I work at the button factory and our budget is 3 million." while also being the most entitled people on the planet?

The most annoying group of people who ask about my feeding tube are people who work in the "medical profession" because they think that makes it acceptable to ask a stranger about their medical device. I don't care that you're a nurse, stop asking strangers about their medical devices. It's creepy.

Remembering that time I had a political telemarketer called who asked if I was from New Hampshire. I said no, he sighed and said "oh, dang" then proceeded to complain about people from New Hampshire for like 2 minutes with me. As someone from Massachusetts, best telemarketer interaction ever.

@blarion.bsky.social Happy Birthday, pal!

Remember this every time a Reasonable Democrat says we should be onboard with legal/technical measures to stop minors from accessing adult content Once you create a category of Bannable Speech, you've created a tool for the powerful to ban any speech they want; just put it in the Bannable category.

I love observing online dating. I just saw the biggest red flag of profiles where the person acknowledges all their red flags are red flags and says they want a partner who will just deal with the red flags. Oddly self aware?

Back in my day, if you wanted to smoke weed you went to THE Weed Guy in your area. Accept whatever strain it was, maybe if you're lucky pick between 2 strains. Accepted the price. It was probably dry and mostly stems AND WE LIKED IT. Kids now with their Apple Store looking dispensaries and options.

Ohhhhhhh, THAT'S what a penetration test is. *puts away the strap-on and bad dragon* The Margret Thatcher mask stays on tho.

I tried the Marie Kondo decluttering method of "if it sparks joy" in you, you keep it. I have clinical depression so the "sparks joy" part didn't go great and now I'm sitting in an empty apartment.

My favorite part of being left handed is people seeing me write with my left hand and asking, "Are you left handed?".