Hi, I'm a sofa that fell on the head of the person moving me on a two wheel trolley fell asleep while walking.. >.>

Happy New Year!

Happy New Year!

I need to start posting on here more. Though one thing that I need to figure out is how to make my days not go by in the blink of an eye.. Days used to last a day for me, but lately I feel like I have no time in the day to do anything!

a heart made fullmetal 🦾💕💥 #fanart #fmab #fullmetalalchemist

My whole life my mom has been so angry at people who use slang terms for genitalia around their children. When you grow up only saying words like weewee & hoohaw instead of penis & vagina, you're putting so much unnecessary stigma on it. Sure, those words are funny on the playground, but not at home

Ok so my one aunt is kinda fucking great. "You're starting a business recycling things into jewlery? I have a ton of old worthless jewlery I never wear, I'll mail it to you." Fast forward a few months to this week. She visits. Hands me a FUCKTON from her AND from her friends & family! Pics soon!

This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)

ツーリングピーチ姫

Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up. I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.

Optimus!? Get Prime's name out of your goddamn mouth you filthy little clanker loving bitch!

I don't want gen AI in my software I don't want gen AI in my phone I don't want gen AI in my email I don't want gen AI in my recipes I don't want gen AI in my safety documentation I don't want gen AI in my schools I don't want gen AI in my healthcare I don't want gen AI in my life

joining the "cybertruck owners only" group on fb is one of the best decisions i've ever made. every so often when i'm scrolling through fb getting pissed off, i get to see a little treat like this

My beautiful dog Olive opening one of her Christmas gifts. She is so gentle and playful with it. I love her so much! Sorry for the Instagram link, but the full video of her opening it and playing with it is here! Upload limits and all, I hope you understand 💖 www.instagram.com/reel/DSuGC-r...

Secret sale (boxing day sale) at EB Games in Canada. @stpdmnky.bsky.social @pkfc.ca @generaltekno.bttoons.com

I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential

Bridget!!

I finished wrapping my gifts, including toys for my dog. I went to put them by the tree & as I placed them she watched. When I got to her first gift, I set it down. She sat up and came over, tried to take it! A few gifts later I get to her next gift. She comes over, paws it & looks at me. WHAT!?!?

🎄🎅🏻🌟𝑀𝑒𝑟𝑟𝑦 𝐶ℎ𝑟𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑚𝑎𝑠!!!🎁 ☃️🍎 #Pokemon #ポケモン

Look at this giftwrap synergy I achieved!! Fuck, I love wrapping gifts!

Been working hard at making fidget jewlery and charms, but not posting them because my brain doesn't set aside time to take photos.. I'll have to soon though since my online store will be opening soon! Where you'll be able to buy Lego fidget dicks! Oh, you read that right. Lego. Fidget. Dicks.

*presses button so fast I shatter every bone in my arm*

it's crazy to use AI in CONCEPT ART bcuz it will never be able to CREATE its own CONCEPTS. so not only are you saying you're too lazy to pay someone or to do the work yourself, you're also saying your okay with building all of your shit on unoriginal ideas and almagamation of existing work.

Been working hard at making fidget jewlery and charms, but not posting them because my brain doesn't set aside time to take photos.. I'll have to soon though since my online store will be opening soon! Where you'll be able to buy Lego fidget dicks! Oh, you read that right. Lego. Fidget. Dicks.

グノーシア：ユーリ

グノーシア：セツ

“There’s never been a moment when someone’s like ‘oh, I didn’t want to let you know I really want universal child care.’ … When you say ‘I’m a moderate,’ or ‘I’m a centrist’ I immediately know you’re right-wing, and I also think you’re a coward.”

Signed! Other Canadians should too.

i feel things so deeply which is great and also sucky :P #art

Picked up 4 games and grabbed 2 demos thanks steam sale 💪

Things are going great over at X, The Everything App

Wait, so these walking hemorrhoids are taking ideas that they "don't know how to convey to the artist" and entering it into an AI to vomit out a thing they can then give to an artist. They know that they could just give that promt to the artist, right? Even if AI wasn't bullshit, it's extra steps!

Thank you @teigan-tulsie.bsky.social for hosting Crafternoon for all of us! It has had such an incredible outlet for my own mental health and creativity. Wishing you the best in the recovery of your upcoming top surgery. You got this! A knight's strength isn't just body, it's also heart & mind! ✨💖✨

Here’s the few pics I took at our last Crafternoon session of the year! Thank you to everyone who came, it was a fun final meet up full of gay dicks! Haha (feat: @sylvea.bsky.social ‘s fidgetable gay Lego dicks, and my gay chainmail dicks). #lgbtq #chainmail #lego

Hello! I have about $3,000+ of hospital bills to pay. While I am on leave from work, I am opening some sketch-to-colored commissions. Any help is truly appreciated 🙇🏽‍♀️💕 1 slot = 1 character Flat colors add-on available ☺️ ➡️ ko-fi.com/c/d4c6bfeb18 #art #sketch

"Oh it's just inflation" No jackass, they used to fucking mark down these consoles. The PS3 launched at $599 US Dollars and five years later I got mine for about $300. Five years ago the PS5 launched around $500 and without the current holiday sales it's $550 with the disc drive. This is stupid.

Its so funny seeing companies go "oh we use GenAI for ideas when we're stumped!" You know what I do for inspiration? Read a manga, play a game, watch a movie, go outside and peoplewatch, etc There's so many things I CAN do for inspiration instead of asking ChudGPT to generate ideas for me

Aside from the data gathering, this feature never made sense to me. I talk to my friends. If I want to interact with you on -SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORM- then I will ask. I don't need some data scraper digging up people who may or may not want to interact on these platforms. It's invasive and impersonal.

Also lmao... the vendor Bluesky "partnered" with for age verification has that classic TOS where they can change their privacy policy, at any time, for any reason, without having to notify you, and do whatever they want with your data. Sure, why not, kids? www.kidswebservices.com/en-US/privac...

It's like the only way to keep shows or movies nowadays is to pirate them if the studios aren't willing to make physical media for them anymore

Do you need a super cool new PFP or headshot?? I’m your gal! Looking to take two slots to help me with an urgent bill. You can order directly here or DM me~ ko-fi.com/c/5163334264

landlords are jobless assholes ugh

Graded products are the stupidest thing. It would take all of my willpower to hold back from smashing this on the floor if I saw it IRL.

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I’m thrilled that Dick Van Dyke made it to 100 years old, and I also find it hilarious that he’s apparently too old to play with LEGO. Him specifically.😆