So in that footage at the party where Epstein is the second creepiest guy, what was going on with Trump's eyebrows?

Drop an album that was important to you when you were 19.

Roses are red Vermicelli is thin

REMEMBER:

REMEMBER:

Somewhere there's a video of a GenXer, probably in a car, talking about how he didn't like Bad Bunny's Super Bowl performance cuz he didn't understand the lyrics, and he's wearing a Nirvana shirt.

Today I went to Starbucks instead of Dunkin', which is my cleverly hidden clue as to whom I'd like to win the Superbowl.

I have by definition been all these things.

Just remember everyone. He has to have it not happen every day, we only have to have it happen once.

I've left social media platforms for this.

A reminder that just about one month into his first term as NYC mayor, Bill de Blasio killed a groundhog.

When did Epstein have the time do make a billion dollars? All this motherfucker ever seemed to do is arrange underage sex for rich peop... oh.

I'm honestly not even trying to be clever. I don't know that anyone's ever been better than Catherine O'Hara at yes-and-ing.

Make country music anti-cop again.

1. Mads Mikkelsen and Mikey Madison should be in a movie together. 2. I am the first person to make this non-obvious joke that was not plainly ripe for the taking for at least a year now. Don't bother showing any fake AI evidence proving that I am not. I won't bother to look.

I think we'd all agree that if there's a "movie of the 70s" as far as GenX is concerned, it's STAR WARS. I have an opinion on what that would be for the 90s and maybe I'll share it and maybe I won't. But if there's /one/ "THE movie of the 80s" for GenX, what is it?

This dude is 3D printing anti-ICE whistles to give for free to protesters in Minneapolis. He needs filament to make them, so if you'd like to help him out, here's a link where you can toss him a few bucks. heroprops.art/checkout/don...

Here's what we need to know about The NY Times style opinion writer, based on how they see characters in songs by... Tom Petty: Ugh, gross! The Doors: Fuck them! Billy Joel: Meh, Boring. Bruce Springsteen: Hm. Enticing... John Cougar Mellencamp: ohmygodthejizzisrunningdownmyleg

I have a funny story about egg whites and almond milk...

Star Wars Fans frantically researching the second-most powerful woman at Lucasfilm to blame for them getting older. www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...

Seeing that Scott Adams is dead, I'm reminded: was there ever an explanation for why Dilbert's tie was like that?

Writing a song about a group of people of whom I have never been fond, and it's pissing me off that nothing really rhymes with "badge."

I’m watching Stranger Things, from the beginning, with my 12-year-old. Which is really cool because he and I are both the same age as the kids just, you know, not at the same time.

Some times I think the UK is fucking with us by telling us they have names like "Cressida Dick" and "Tugenhat" and "Badenoch." But then I remember we have a kid named Finn Wolfhard.

its crazy thinking about how every decade there's a made up sex panic where adults make up something like a rainbow party or sex bracelets to scare and titillate themselves and everyone puts it on the local news but the actual child sexual abuse material machine is fine

As of today, I've lived in NYC for half my life.

Fun fact: the only people alive to ever refer to /themselves/ as "neoliberals" are any remaining members of the Thatcher and Reagan administrations. And I'm not 100% sure about the Reaganites.

Stranger Things Spoilers: So Kali plans on suicide pact-ing with 11 so there will be no more powered kids for the military to use. But there was a building with like 25 pregnant women, each carrying a kid with 3rd generation Vecna blood. Did... did Kali kill all those imprisoned pregnant women?

The Millennials and GenZers are all asking about why none of the dads are present in Stranger Things and all the GenXers are confused by how present the dads are in Stranger Things.

Fuck it I don’t care anymore

I liked the Stranger Things ending.

i mean let's cut the shit we all want the same thing to happen in 2026

PARENTS: My 12 year old is telling me he's never heard of the 3 Billy Goats Gruff. Is this normal in this day and age?

If something newsworthy happens between 10PM and midnight EST, would CNN cut away to report on it, or just stay on Andy Cohen doing cocaine?

Eric Adams still has 6 and a half hours to do something crazy.

I don't think I even have 5 favorite movies of 2025. But I really liked the white liberal stomp-clap-hey singer vampires who want to be invited in, the nice robot chick who gains freedom through learning STEM, and the witch arms manufacturer who makes everyone attack each other instead of her.

My New Years resolution is to read more so I put the subtitles on my tv.

oh is another thing where everyone except me is getting a bunch of new followers

the shit I care least in the whole world about is whether the story about the Earl of Sandwich is true. yes it fucking was. my man was playing cards and eating meat with his hands and then he said hold up check this out. you won't believe this shit. bring me some fucking bread & hold onto your hats

The 12 year-old received a 3-D printer for Xmas. This morning he has given me a gift, a guitar pic which features the face of Dwayne Johnson. This is, of course, for playing Rock music.

I knew I disliked "Jingle Bell Rock" at maybe 11 years old. So I made a game out of avoiding it. Yes, like the Wham or Drummer Boy thing. I was never able to win until 1994. Then in 2016, and now in 2025. It's become far easier to avoid. Maybe even too easy. It might be time to retire the game.

@alexdecampi.bsky.social, the last month has been a whirlwind so I forgot to follow up. Were you able to see the Thanksgiving Parade from the Central Park side? -J

Merry Christmas, everybody.

This dude fucks.

I am not sure of much, but I am 100% sure I would defeat a ghost horse in a rap battle.

Happy Solstice. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7_H...

My Christmas take is that Christmas takes.

My first Solstice/ Xmas viewing of THE GREEN KNIGHT in a my mother-less world.