If you're bored or whatever, you may as well listen to a perfect rock and roll song. www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aQT...

A lot of older gamers, movie buffs, music buffs, etc. get offended at people not experiencing seminal classics of a given medium. But we should all consider, each and every one of us is being marketed to at all times. There are BILLIONS of hours' worth of stuff to consume. Ignorance is not a crime.

If you really like that late-British-Invasion-merging-with-Southern-Rock period, and UK Glam, and NYC / UK punk... 1968-1978 is gonna be hard to beat.

Hey, is there any precedent for what the US is allowed to do with a Venezuelan president accused of crimes?

So is Jack White really tall or is Jack Black and every other single person on SNL really sh... i mean we all know this already i guess

You wouldn't be ”asking ChatGPT” anything if Max Zorin had managed to flood Silicon Valley in 1985

Struggled with a file exporting problem for maybe 3 solid hours last night. Tried a dozen solutions, all to no avail. Went to sleep frustrated. Woke up this morning and decided to restart my computer - which had not occurred to me to do in those afore-mentioned 3 solid hours. Yup.

It appears as though British Food Discourse is upon us once again (it's been a few weeks so we're due, I suppose). I have very little to add to that (I am pro), but for the following tale... In maybe 2006 or so I was there in London, went to a pub for a burger (they do these exceedingly well)...

Since apparently white dudes born in 1971 are bragging about their kids' behavior, my middle schooler has announced that he intends on finishing every Social Studies assignment with "and that's why I'm a Communist."

The American company "Mesa Boogie" amplifiers is always a treat to hear said aloud.

satanic panic pixie dream girl is this anything

1990 called and wants its "YEAR IN THE PAST HERE called and wants its joke back" joke back.

I'm happy for any movie with a monster to win its category. White guilt Vampire. Daddy Issues Frankenstein's Monster. Terrible babysitter ginger witch. A conservative.

I have a headache and my wife just said "I know you'd rather suffer, but take an Advil" and it hit me that she's right. I'd rather suffer. WTF is that about? JK I know what it's about.

Just saw that Bar Rescue guy say that bars shouldn't hold karaoke nights cuz 45 yer old women don't drink. If you ARE gonna have karaoke, have a themed night to specifically draw a younger crowd. His example was Metallica. Dude.

Mace is two hits of acid away from just singing this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=kakf...

Outlander's been on the air so long that chick's gonna catch up to her own time.

I watch a lot of guitar Youtube, and a lot of that comes from the UK. I think I probably hear the UK pronunciations of "tuner" and "solder" a lot more than most Americans. So I think about them way more than anyone needs to.

From a 5th grader named John in 1982, thanks for that.

Let's ignore the other guy involved for a bit. But if Danny McBride plays a role in a G.I. Joe movie, who should it be? Honestly there's no wrong answer.

If the price of Jamaican rum goes up in the near future, 40% of that will be because of the recent hurricane in Jamaica. The other 60% will be because of me.

Science.

I just told him Ohioan at a bar in Jamaica that there’s no difference between him and an Iowan. And he got really mad at me. Whatever dude. He’s free to start a fight, if he thinks he’ll win it.

Do Australians say "Tuna" like Americans or do they say it like English/Irish/I assume Scottish?

So in that footage at the party where Epstein is the second creepiest guy, what was going on with Trump's eyebrows?

Drop an album that was important to you when you were 19.

Roses are red Vermicelli is thin

REMEMBER:

REMEMBER:

Somewhere there's a video of a GenXer, probably in a car, talking about how he didn't like Bad Bunny's Super Bowl performance cuz he didn't understand the lyrics, and he's wearing a Nirvana shirt.

Today I went to Starbucks instead of Dunkin', which is my cleverly hidden clue as to whom I'd like to win the Superbowl.

I have by definition been all these things.

Just remember everyone. He has to have it not happen every day, we only have to have it happen once.

I've left social media platforms for this.

A reminder that just about one month into his first term as NYC mayor, Bill de Blasio killed a groundhog.

When did Epstein have the time do make a billion dollars? All this motherfucker ever seemed to do is arrange underage sex for rich peop... oh.

I'm honestly not even trying to be clever. I don't know that anyone's ever been better than Catherine O'Hara at yes-and-ing.

Make country music anti-cop again.

1. Mads Mikkelsen and Mikey Madison should be in a movie together. 2. I am the first person to make this non-obvious joke that was not plainly ripe for the taking for at least a year now. Don't bother showing any fake AI evidence proving that I am not. I won't bother to look.

I think we'd all agree that if there's a "movie of the 70s" as far as GenX is concerned, it's STAR WARS. I have an opinion on what that would be for the 90s and maybe I'll share it and maybe I won't. But if there's /one/ "THE movie of the 80s" for GenX, what is it?

This dude is 3D printing anti-ICE whistles to give for free to protesters in Minneapolis. He needs filament to make them, so if you'd like to help him out, here's a link where you can toss him a few bucks. heroprops.art/checkout/don...

Here's what we need to know about The NY Times style opinion writer, based on how they see characters in songs by... Tom Petty: Ugh, gross! The Doors: Fuck them! Billy Joel: Meh, Boring. Bruce Springsteen: Hm. Enticing... John Cougar Mellencamp: ohmygodthejizzisrunningdownmyleg

I have a funny story about egg whites and almond milk...

Star Wars Fans frantically researching the second-most powerful woman at Lucasfilm to blame for them getting older. www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...

Seeing that Scott Adams is dead, I'm reminded: was there ever an explanation for why Dilbert's tie was like that?

Writing a song about a group of people of whom I have never been fond, and it's pissing me off that nothing really rhymes with "badge."

I’m watching Stranger Things, from the beginning, with my 12-year-old. Which is really cool because he and I are both the same age as the kids just, you know, not at the same time.