It was LOADS of fun appearing on @matt-forde.bsky.social Political Party podcast. And weird being on something I subscribe to. He’s a legend - listen here 👇 open.spotify.com/episode/4Xoe...

Tony Blair plays ‘Who Am I?’ with the World Cup Panini album

I absolutely love Roly’s Fudge. Yesterday I played The Exeter Northcott on tour but didn’t get the chance to go. Gutted. But then someone left me the greatest gift of all: a box of Roly’s Fudge! Katherine, whoever you are, wherever you are: THANK YOU 🙏

Keir Starmer when the post comes…

I am delighted that The King came to visit Golders Green today and show his support for the Jewish community. Golders Green is my local area. What’s happening around here shocks me. The intimidation and violence they are facing is real. It is serious and it impacts us all.

My guide to dealing with a cancer diagnosis

🇬🇧 Alice Levine: Mob Leader. We had such a good laugh recording this. From our Crippen series of British Scandal. Available etc etc

#AskTrumpAnything Leave your questions below and he’ll be here every Monday 👇

#AskTrumpAnything Every Monday, here. Leave your questions for him below 👇

🚨 BIG NEWS! 🇬🇧 British Scandal is coming to the stage for a very special one-off show at the Crossed Wires festival. Details below…

Fucking state of me

Trump on war…

Look mum, I’m a doctor!

Trump declares war on the munchkins

The craziest Mandelson replacement…

Why the Tories are like a bad ex… 😂

The insane shortlist to be our ambassador to the USA

Wow Stonehenge looks amazing

If Trump was Elphaba…

Looking forward to this! Buy tickets now

🚨 The next few Political Party live show guests have been announced! 09/03: @zackpolanski.bsky.social 30/03: Lisa Nandy 20/04: @shabanamahmood.bsky.social 11/05: @lewisgoodall.com The biggest stars from the world of politics, live on stage like you’ve never seen them before. Link in bio.

What’s it like touring with a stoma..?

How would Nigel Farage have treated Jesus?

Ever wondered how Ozzy Osbourne would have handled therapy and saunas? Alice Levine and I have the answers. Sort of… (Full episode available wherever you get your podcasts) 🦇

Trump wins FIFA World Peace Prize

🎉 I’ve added another 12 nights to my Defying Calamity tour. I’m doing extra shows in Salford, Leeds, Norwich, Birmingham and Maidenhead as well as going to Bristol, Glasgow, Aberdeen, York, Portsmouth, Basingstoke and Bedford. Most are on sale now, others in the next few weeks. Link in bio!

🎫 To get FREE TICKETS to the new series of my Radio 4 series ‘The Matt Forde Focus Group’, make sure you are on my mailing list. It’s being recorded in London through March and April. Link in bio.

Only 1 nights in but I am loving this tour. Thank you to everyone who came to see me. This makes it look like I’m doing a magic show. I’m not. Unless you count my brave material about cancer and politics as a form of magic? Me neither. Some dates sold out but I’m going everywhere. Link in bio!

Is Keir Starmer a closet Forest fan and will he use all the powers available to him to keep us in the Premier League?

First night of the tour last night. Walked out on stage, beaming. The lights in my eyes, a big ol’ grin on my face. Forgot there was a step down. SHOWBIZ. Thanks to everyone who came to @gleeclubbham.bsky.social. Apart from herniating my spine, I loved it!

🇨🇳 🇬🇧 Keir Starmer is in China. But why is he going now and what does he want to achieve? This was his answer at The Political Party on Monday…

After Emmanuel Macron wore aviators to Davos, would Keir Starmer ever do the same..?

🇺🇸 Trump statement on Brooklyn Beckham

🇺🇸 Trump statement on Venezuela

I’m delighted to be hosting ‘How To Win The World Cup’ for @talksport.com It uncovers the secrets, strategies, and stories that go into winning it. Ep 1 features Emmanuel Petit and Henning Wehn. One has won the World Cup. Both are hilarious. Subscribe: podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/h...

My mum and dad taught me there’s no such word as can’t. It was brilliant to chat to Matt Forde on his podcast about how that drives me now as an MP. You can listen to the full episode here: podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/s...

Donald Trump congratulates Scotland on qualifying for the World Cup.

Sign up to my mailing list for exclusive access to free tickets for the Christmas Special recording of The Matt Forde Focus Group on Weds 17 December at 7:15pm. Tickets will be released on Friday 19 November.  Check out the twinkly lights when you click on the link! mattforde.com/focus-group

Can you tell Alice I were excited/terrified to meet Lee Wenham, one of the men behind the Millennium Dome diamond heist? He told us the inside story of one of the most audacious plots in UK history. You can hear the incredible interview right now: podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/b...

You have to listen to this. @bethanymrd.bsky.social is one of the stars behind the @politico.com London Playbook. She’s had to be relentless to get the medical treatment she deserves. This is an inspiring tale about forcing the system to take you seriously. podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/t...

‘Please arrive at hospital with a bag containing your medicine and any other essentials’

🚨 MASSIVE guests coming up at the Political Party! 6 October: Bridget Phillipson 8 December: Nick Clegg 16 February: David Miliband Tickets for all shows: nimaxtheatres.com/shows/the-po...

I’ll be collecting for @bcrt-uk.bsky.social after my 2026 tour shows to help fund a cure for bone cancer.

Great fun interviewing @london.gov.uk at the Edinburgh Festival this afternoon. He was on top form. Podcast out soon!

MY BRAND NEW TOUR IS ON SALE NOW! It’s my biggest ever tour, 51 dates across the UK. Featuring Donald Trump, Angela Rayner, Lee Anderson, Keir Starmer and Oasis What more do you want? Ok, there’s some (soft) dick jokes too. Tickets: www.mattforde.com

🚨 My biggest ever national tour goes on sale this Friday! But there’s a 24 hour mailing list pre-sale from Thursday at 10am. Sign up to the mailing list for exclusive pre-sale access: mattforde.com

🚨 I’ve added extra shows to my Edinburgh run of Defying Calamity. Friday 15 August 22.45 www.pleasance.co.uk/event/matt-f... Saturday 23 August 22.30 www.pleasance.co.uk/via/tickets/... Thank you to everyone who’s come so far!

​Remarks by Edinburgh​ city council officials suggesting that Oasis fans are old, raucous and overweight were “snobby”​ and “classist”, the Scottish secretary has said