The craziest Mandelson replacement…

Why the Tories are like a bad ex… 😂

The insane shortlist to be our ambassador to the USA

Wow Stonehenge looks amazing

If Trump was Elphaba…

Looking forward to this! Buy tickets now

🚨 The next few Political Party live show guests have been announced! 09/03: @zackpolanski.bsky.social 30/03: Lisa Nandy 20/04: @shabanamahmood.bsky.social 11/05: @lewisgoodall.com The biggest stars from the world of politics, live on stage like you’ve never seen them before. Link in bio.

What’s it like touring with a stoma..?

How would Nigel Farage have treated Jesus?

Ever wondered how Ozzy Osbourne would have handled therapy and saunas? Alice Levine and I have the answers. Sort of… (Full episode available wherever you get your podcasts) 🦇

Trump wins FIFA World Peace Prize

🎉 I’ve added another 12 nights to my Defying Calamity tour. I’m doing extra shows in Salford, Leeds, Norwich, Birmingham and Maidenhead as well as going to Bristol, Glasgow, Aberdeen, York, Portsmouth, Basingstoke and Bedford. Most are on sale now, others in the next few weeks. Link in bio!

🎫 To get FREE TICKETS to the new series of my Radio 4 series ‘The Matt Forde Focus Group’, make sure you are on my mailing list. It’s being recorded in London through March and April. Link in bio.

Only 1 nights in but I am loving this tour. Thank you to everyone who came to see me. This makes it look like I’m doing a magic show. I’m not. Unless you count my brave material about cancer and politics as a form of magic? Me neither. Some dates sold out but I’m going everywhere. Link in bio!

Is Keir Starmer a closet Forest fan and will he use all the powers available to him to keep us in the Premier League?

First night of the tour last night. Walked out on stage, beaming. The lights in my eyes, a big ol’ grin on my face. Forgot there was a step down. SHOWBIZ. Thanks to everyone who came to @gleeclubbham.bsky.social. Apart from herniating my spine, I loved it!

🇨🇳 🇬🇧 Keir Starmer is in China. But why is he going now and what does he want to achieve? This was his answer at The Political Party on Monday…

After Emmanuel Macron wore aviators to Davos, would Keir Starmer ever do the same..?

🇺🇸 Trump statement on Brooklyn Beckham

🇺🇸 Trump statement on Venezuela

I’m delighted to be hosting ‘How To Win The World Cup’ for @talksport.com It uncovers the secrets, strategies, and stories that go into winning it. Ep 1 features Emmanuel Petit and Henning Wehn. One has won the World Cup. Both are hilarious. Subscribe: podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/h...

My mum and dad taught me there’s no such word as can’t. It was brilliant to chat to Matt Forde on his podcast about how that drives me now as an MP. You can listen to the full episode here: podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/s...

Donald Trump congratulates Scotland on qualifying for the World Cup.

Sign up to my mailing list for exclusive access to free tickets for the Christmas Special recording of The Matt Forde Focus Group on Weds 17 December at 7:15pm. Tickets will be released on Friday 19 November.  Check out the twinkly lights when you click on the link! mattforde.com/focus-group

Can you tell Alice I were excited/terrified to meet Lee Wenham, one of the men behind the Millennium Dome diamond heist? He told us the inside story of one of the most audacious plots in UK history. You can hear the incredible interview right now: podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/b...

You have to listen to this. @bethanymrd.bsky.social is one of the stars behind the @politico.com London Playbook. She’s had to be relentless to get the medical treatment she deserves. This is an inspiring tale about forcing the system to take you seriously. podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/t...

‘Please arrive at hospital with a bag containing your medicine and any other essentials’

🚨 MASSIVE guests coming up at the Political Party! 6 October: Bridget Phillipson 8 December: Nick Clegg 16 February: David Miliband Tickets for all shows: nimaxtheatres.com/shows/the-po...

I’ll be collecting for @bcrt-uk.bsky.social after my 2026 tour shows to help fund a cure for bone cancer.

Great fun interviewing @london.gov.uk at the Edinburgh Festival this afternoon. He was on top form. Podcast out soon!

MY BRAND NEW TOUR IS ON SALE NOW! It’s my biggest ever tour, 51 dates across the UK. Featuring Donald Trump, Angela Rayner, Lee Anderson, Keir Starmer and Oasis What more do you want? Ok, there’s some (soft) dick jokes too. Tickets: www.mattforde.com

🚨 My biggest ever national tour goes on sale this Friday! But there’s a 24 hour mailing list pre-sale from Thursday at 10am. Sign up to the mailing list for exclusive pre-sale access: mattforde.com

🚨 I’ve added extra shows to my Edinburgh run of Defying Calamity. Friday 15 August 22.45 www.pleasance.co.uk/event/matt-f... Saturday 23 August 22.30 www.pleasance.co.uk/via/tickets/... Thank you to everyone who’s come so far!

​Remarks by Edinburgh​ city council officials suggesting that Oasis fans are old, raucous and overweight were “snobby”​ and “classist”, the Scottish secretary has said

If Donald Trump was Elphaba in Wicked… vm.tiktok.com/ZNHsdXrhGVRt...

If the Avengers had been fighting in Edinburgh whilst the Fringe was on.

Thank you to everyone who donated to @bcrt-uk.bsky.social after my recent tour shows. You gave over £15,000! It all helps find a cure for bone cancer so that in the future people don’t have to get carved in half like I did. Even better, more people will live. Thank you.

🚨 Exclusive: Donald Trump statement on Netanyahu and Iran

The latest Political Party is the fascinating inside story of the UK/EU trade deal with the man who negotiated it, Nick Thomas-Symonds. What’s in the deal and what impact will it have? Did he have to drink Slovakian red wine to get the deal done? podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/t...

My ‘End of an Era Tour’ finally ended last night. Thank you to everyone who came to the show, it’s been great fun performing to such great crowds in great venues. New tour on sale soon!

Keir Starmer v Nigel Farage on chemical castration

Would Kemi Badenoch do a deal with Nigel Farage? x.com/KemiBadenoch...

The Political Party was mentioned during #PMQs this week. It's the show where politicians come to be themselves and give their most revealing and funny answers. The catalogue includes Keir Starmer, Kemi Badenoch, Tony Blair and Angela Rayner. Subscribe here: podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/t...

This is a cracking hour with Kemi Badenoch. We tackle all the biggest questions: How do the Tories win a war on three fronts? What advice have her predecessors given her? What’s her ideal McDonalds order? podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/t...

Nottingham, that was very special. Thank you.

Yes Nottingham

My ‘End of an Era Tour’ ends a week on Saturday. Final dates are: 5/6: Nottingham 6/6: Cambridge 12/6: York 13/6: Chelmsford 14/6: Faversham My next Political Party guests are: 9/6: Kemi Badenoch 14/7: Michael Gove Tickets: www.mattforde.com

The latest Political Party is an absolute corker with former BBC, Number 10 and GB News man Guto Harri. This is class. podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/t...

I'm delighted to be bringing The Political Party to Sheffield as part of the Crossed Wires festival on Sunday 6 July. My guest will be King of the North, @andyburnham.bsky.social You can get tickets here: crossedwires.os.fan/the-politica...