BREAKING: Live footage of Trump calling Infantino this morning…

If Trump was an England fan 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Net migration in 2026 will be the lowest since 1998 (< 100k) and it will be lower (maybe negative) in 2027. Only a sixth of people yet realise numbers began falling Goodwin says this about a refugee sponsorship plan + about not making care workers & other 2021-25 arrivals leave.

Edinburgh! My Political Party line-up is now confirmed… 9 Aug: @anassarwar.bsky.social 15 Aug: Stephen Flynn 18 Aug: Rachel Reeves 20 Aug: Malcolm Offord 🎫 Tickets available online now

My brand new Edinburgh show ‘Project Holy Moly’ is on sale now! Join me as I make sense of this bold new political galaxy. Featuring: 🌹 Andy Burnham 🇺🇸 Donald Trump 🟩 Zack Polanski 🍹 Angela Rayner 👑 Prince William And many more… 🔗 Link, as it must always be when we do these things, in bio

🚨 BRITAIN! Here’s my quick guide to doing an Andy Burnham impression…

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Politicians compete to bring football home 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Really enjoyed speaking to @matt-forde.bsky.social for his Political Party podcast live at the Duchess Theatre on Monday. Listen here 👇🏻

MASSIVE MASSIVE thanks to everyone who came to see me at Nottingham @RoyalNottingham. I didn’t want the gig to end. I wanted to savour every moment on that stage. Nottingham has always shown me so much love, especially when I was ill. Thank you. I love you all. YOOOOOOU REEEEEEEDS! 🌳

🚨 BREAKING… politicians react to the heatwave

We just gave you 16 more reasons to come and see us (if you haven't melted yet) ☀️ ★ Cody Dahler ★ Paul Foot (On sale Friday) ★ Scout Boxall ★ Rohan Sharma ★ Kate Dehnert ★ @matt-forde.bsky.social ★ Jonny Woo ★ One Man Musical by Flo & Joan ★ Karen Houge: Dreamgirl sohotheatre.com/whats-on-sal...

There’s a change to the Political Party line-up on Monday. As you may be aware, Andy Burnham is now fighting a by-election, so replacing him is Labour’s Deputy Leader Lucy Powell! Lucy is central to whatever Labour does next… so what does she think will happen?

It was LOADS of fun appearing on @matt-forde.bsky.social Political Party podcast. And weird being on something I subscribe to. He’s a legend - listen here 👇 open.spotify.com/episode/4Xoe...

Tony Blair plays ‘Who Am I?’ with the World Cup Panini album

I absolutely love Roly’s Fudge. Yesterday I played The Exeter Northcott on tour but didn’t get the chance to go. Gutted. But then someone left me the greatest gift of all: a box of Roly’s Fudge! Katherine, whoever you are, wherever you are: THANK YOU 🙏

Keir Starmer when the post comes…

I am delighted that The King came to visit Golders Green today and show his support for the Jewish community. Golders Green is my local area. What’s happening around here shocks me. The intimidation and violence they are facing is real. It is serious and it impacts us all.

My guide to dealing with a cancer diagnosis

🇬🇧 Alice Levine: Mob Leader. We had such a good laugh recording this. From our Crippen series of British Scandal. Available etc etc

#AskTrumpAnything Leave your questions below and he’ll be here every Monday 👇

#AskTrumpAnything Every Monday, here. Leave your questions for him below 👇

🚨 BIG NEWS! 🇬🇧 British Scandal is coming to the stage for a very special one-off show at the Crossed Wires festival. Details below…

Fucking state of me

Trump on war…

Look mum, I’m a doctor!

Trump declares war on the munchkins

The craziest Mandelson replacement…

Why the Tories are like a bad ex… 😂

The insane shortlist to be our ambassador to the USA

Wow Stonehenge looks amazing

If Trump was Elphaba…

Looking forward to this! Buy tickets now

🚨 The next few Political Party live show guests have been announced! 09/03: @zackpolanski.bsky.social 30/03: Lisa Nandy 20/04: @shabanamahmood.bsky.social 11/05: @lewisgoodall.com The biggest stars from the world of politics, live on stage like you’ve never seen them before. Link in bio.

What’s it like touring with a stoma..?

How would Nigel Farage have treated Jesus?

Ever wondered how Ozzy Osbourne would have handled therapy and saunas? Alice Levine and I have the answers. Sort of… (Full episode available wherever you get your podcasts) 🦇

Trump wins FIFA World Peace Prize

🎉 I’ve added another 12 nights to my Defying Calamity tour. I’m doing extra shows in Salford, Leeds, Norwich, Birmingham and Maidenhead as well as going to Bristol, Glasgow, Aberdeen, York, Portsmouth, Basingstoke and Bedford. Most are on sale now, others in the next few weeks. Link in bio!

🎫 To get FREE TICKETS to the new series of my Radio 4 series ‘The Matt Forde Focus Group’, make sure you are on my mailing list. It’s being recorded in London through March and April. Link in bio.

Only 1 nights in but I am loving this tour. Thank you to everyone who came to see me. This makes it look like I’m doing a magic show. I’m not. Unless you count my brave material about cancer and politics as a form of magic? Me neither. Some dates sold out but I’m going everywhere. Link in bio!

Is Keir Starmer a closet Forest fan and will he use all the powers available to him to keep us in the Premier League?

First night of the tour last night. Walked out on stage, beaming. The lights in my eyes, a big ol’ grin on my face. Forgot there was a step down. SHOWBIZ. Thanks to everyone who came to @gleeclubbham.bsky.social. Apart from herniating my spine, I loved it!

🇨🇳 🇬🇧 Keir Starmer is in China. But why is he going now and what does he want to achieve? This was his answer at The Political Party on Monday…

After Emmanuel Macron wore aviators to Davos, would Keir Starmer ever do the same..?

🇺🇸 Trump statement on Brooklyn Beckham

🇺🇸 Trump statement on Venezuela

I’m delighted to be hosting ‘How To Win The World Cup’ for @talksport.com It uncovers the secrets, strategies, and stories that go into winning it. Ep 1 features Emmanuel Petit and Henning Wehn. One has won the World Cup. Both are hilarious. Subscribe: podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/h...

My mum and dad taught me there’s no such word as can’t. It was brilliant to chat to Matt Forde on his podcast about how that drives me now as an MP. You can listen to the full episode here: podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/s...

Donald Trump congratulates Scotland on qualifying for the World Cup.