I didn't realize it would come off so sexual (but I hoped)

Date night fit complete

Guys, please send help. I've been living alone for three days now and I'm already all out of pizza pockets. I don't know what happens from here

Rumble ball! Faggot point!

New character: Fujoshi Jigsaw

She keeps trying to gag me from talking about sonic during sex so I simply eat the gag

My local grocery store keeps the back pain relief meds and creams on the bottom shelf. What kind of sick fuck devised this

The Grinch takes it in the ass

Feeling beefy today

Marriage advice Whenever she's mad at you go buy a pack of magic cards She'll still be mad but you'll have magic cards

Damn babe that's rough *PlayStation beep noise*

Hell yeah

Magic da gathering

Me when I'm done fingering Chester the cheetas pussy

Noone had any doubt about what movie I was going to see

90% of gamblers give up right before they hit it big

Finally found choppers correct hat

Yes babe I know I just nut in you but I gotta organize the collection

Howdy

I wish glep was my father

Resorting everything First by colour, then creature type. First by legendaries followed by CMC then sorted alphabetically

Holy crap Lois you're stimulating my prostate!

Yeah bitch I know it's moving through network. That's why I paid extra to track it

Adopting a retired police dog so I can sniff out cool people

Coming out of my cage and I've been doing just fine

Why does the ghast make the noises of a horny 45yr old woman. Like, I'm not complaining I just want to understand the thought process

Let Peppa pig say shit

Idk why women are so obsessed with labubus. If they want a weird little freak hugging their hip all the time I'm right here

Amazing art from @iamtysonreed.bsky.social of me in my butch form

I want a big red cloak like hornet so I can SHAW! and GUAYA!

POV: it’s still locktober

Just ran out of people on tinder. The ads lied the only desperate sexy single in my area was me

who hasn’t been there

Done pissin

I am the final boss of bisexuality You're a girl into me-Gay Guy? Also gay Enby, you're not believe this one people, also gay

Alexander warrior jar with da timbs

I may dress like this but never never never expect me to make the first move if you're a pretty lady. Pretty girl make me nervous

How TF did Masuka earn a spot on the shirt

Sorry I kept flicking Pennys at your chastity cage while we were at your parents house

Eating taco ., bean yum

Early game satisfactory struggles

Things that I learned about life after being hit by a car - a thread

(1/4) I'm soft launching nooki.me to get some early traction and feedback on what to improve. Excited to see how this platform grows!

Takes something stronger than an SUV to kill me

Apparently "it's October" isn't a sufficient thing to say to the cop pulling you over asking why you're riding a motorcycle so weird

Definitely regular suspenders