Hell yeah

Magic da gathering

Me when I'm done fingering Chester the cheetas pussy

Noone had any doubt about what movie I was going to see

90% of gamblers give up right before they hit it big

Finally found choppers correct hat

Yes babe I know I just nut in you but I gotta organize the collection

Howdy

I wish glep was my father

Resorting everything First by colour, then creature type. First by legendaries followed by CMC then sorted alphabetically

Holy crap Lois you're stimulating my prostate!

Yeah bitch I know it's moving through network. That's why I paid extra to track it

Adopting a retired police dog so I can sniff out cool people

Coming out of my cage and I've been doing just fine

Why does the ghast make the noises of a horny 45yr old woman. Like, I'm not complaining I just want to understand the thought process

Let Peppa pig say shit

Idk why women are so obsessed with labubus. If they want a weird little freak hugging their hip all the time I'm right here

Amazing art from @iamtysonreed.bsky.social of me in my butch form

I want a big red cloak like hornet so I can SHAW! and GUAYA!

POV: it’s still locktober

Just ran out of people on tinder. The ads lied the only desperate sexy single in my area was me

who hasn’t been there

Done pissin

I am the final boss of bisexuality You're a girl into me-Gay Guy? Also gay Enby, you're not believe this one people, also gay

Alexander warrior jar with da timbs

I may dress like this but never never never expect me to make the first move if you're a pretty lady. Pretty girl make me nervous

How TF did Masuka earn a spot on the shirt

Sorry I kept flicking Pennys at your chastity cage while we were at your parents house

Eating taco ., bean yum

Early game satisfactory struggles

Things that I learned about life after being hit by a car - a thread

(1/4) I'm soft launching nooki.me to get some early traction and feedback on what to improve. Excited to see how this platform grows!

Takes something stronger than an SUV to kill me

Apparently "it's October" isn't a sufficient thing to say to the cop pulling you over asking why you're riding a motorcycle so weird

Definitely regular suspenders

I'm closing at work

Watch out

Dagon is such an interesting short story. When read on its own as opposed to being part of the Cthulhu mythos it could be read literally in abstract, or as an allegory for drug use and withdrawal, or simply the ramblings of a madman lost in the sea of his own mind

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all of its contents. ' HP lovecraft

Sexiest possible lingerie

perfect reply, 10/10, no notes.

Yeehar

Where did the "I'm kidnapped by a demon and forced to play this bad game or my family get killed (might as well review it)" genre of YouTube go

The child who is not embraced by the village will let themselves be pissed on just to feel it's warmth

Dress for the job you want and I want to kill goku

I bet his pussy wild fr