Every Irish cop is a race traitor

if your uncle jack was having trouble getting off a horse would you help your uncle masturbate the horse to completion. wait, sorry. let me start over. so say your uncle is jacking off a horse

Chocolate hazelnut spread called CocoaNut

Well now that discord is getting ready to shoot themselves in the dick, does anyone have any alternatives to suggest?

Sports rules should explicitly forbid divine intervention. If the quartermaster says that God helped him throw the game winning pass, the administrators should sieze the trophy from him on the spot.

Of you're ever looking to make a quick buck at the dog track, I'll let you in on a little secret: The rabbit always wins.

Field Marshall Anesthesia

christopher columbus was canceled for "racism" by the woke crown of castille and the SJWs in the 15th century jesuits

Industry plants are a real thing in virtually every entertainment medium, but planted authors are the strangest to me. I'm thinking of one in particular, who I will not name because I cannot prove incontrovertibly that they are a plant, but they seem to have no real passion for their own books.

Glu-on: the Grudge subatomic J Horror

referring to jacking off as "punching my knot" from now on thank you for your time

I wish New Year's Day aligned with one of the solstices or equinoxes so that seasons would be neatly contained.

It always struck me as odd that one of the most influential and widespread pieces of Old English literature is set entirely in Scandinavia.

I guess I do think if you participated in the arrest of a five-year-old you are probably just fundamentally incompatible with society. That you are not a safe person for humanity to be around, generally

Some baffling options available at my local Italian restaurant.

Ashley from Mass Effect is a great reading comprehension test. If someone says she's racist, I know right away that they don't engage with the actual content of Mass Effect.

@denmark can I defect to you in advance?

Just learned that Peggle 2 has never been released on PC. What the fuck

The last VHS my family ever bought was Babe: Pig in the City

idea: same sex couples towels, so they just say "His" and "His" or "Hers" and "Hers"

67 is the exact kind of stupid shit I would have been on at that age, and I am all for it.

As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from unsettling dreams, he found himself transformed into an enormous Bug-type.

To those who know, it's just A Bronx.

Love to have an estimated 15 month wait to check a fucking ebook out of the library.

How has no vitamin company made an all-in-one pill of The Stack?

Fun fact, while in the Lord Of The Rings movies frodo looked like this, in the books he actually looks like this!

If the president of Ukraine were a wookie, he'd be Volodymyyyr Zelenskyyy.

Just watched Wake Up Dead Man. I found it much better than Glass Onion, but in my opinion fell just slightly short of Knives Out.

Watching Weapons. It's really dragging. The last twenty minutes better pay off big time or I'm gonna be irate.

Am I supposed to pronounce the X in Ball X Pit, or is this another Hunter×Hunter, Spy×Family situation?

Starting a thread of things my partner and I have said to each other that sound strange out of context. Context will not be provided.

These Hanukkah candles aren't nearly as dripless as the box claims.

Boss at my first job: Do you drink? Me (16): No. Boss: Do you smoke? Me: Nope. Boss: What do you do?

Stranger Things was pretty good. It's a shame they only made one season, but I guess it wrapped up pretty well.

I actually totally bypassed the entire toilet paper shortage in 2020 because I lived alone and already had an almost full Costco pack of TP at the start of the shortage.

Philip K Dick heard about that practical joke where you release numbered sheep with one number missing and wrote a sci-fi horror story about it.

But I haven't played Total War: Warhammer 4 through 39,999.

I wanna see trump draw a clock on live tv

@jeremykaplowitz.com Hey, thought you should know that Alex was making shit up. Poggers is short for Pogchamp and originates from an image of streamer Ryan "Gootecks" Gutierrez after he won a game of pogs in November 2010. It's way older than Overwatch.

imagining a hypothetical organism that is the only example of its taxonomic kingdom

Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (either War or Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.

@wtyppod.bsky.social Do you take suggestions for episode topics?

I'm at the combination

One of the odder human behaviors I've witnessed was two women walking a dog by the side of the road while a man trailed four paces behind, playing an acoustic guitar.

The beacons are lit! 🔥🔥🔥💯

When people jerk me off, I kill them!

Is this a satire account? I'm losing my mind.

When I first heard about solid fuel rockets as a kid, I imagined them as just incredibly badass upside down candles that burn themselves down to nothing, which would make them ideal for discardable first stage boosters.