Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (either War or Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.

@wtyppod.bsky.social Do you take suggestions for episode topics?

I'm at the combination

One of the odder human behaviors I've witnessed was two women walking a dog by the side of the road while a man trailed four paces behind, playing an acoustic guitar.

The beacons are lit! 🔥🔥🔥💯

When people jerk me off, I kill them!

Is this a satire account? I'm losing my mind.

When I first heard about solid fuel rockets as a kid, I imagined them as just incredibly badass upside down candles that burn themselves down to nothing, which would make them ideal for discardable first stage boosters.

Okay now that it is seemingly confirmed via datamine stuff and not just folks posting on Twitter: If/when Harry Potter stuff comes to Fortnite if you are still playing that game I Will Be Judging You. Fortnite is fun. I've enjoyed playing it over the years. An HP collab is a Hard Out. Don't do it

I have never once seen a pair of dress shoes that didn't make the wearer look like an asshole.

>fire up my PS3 to play some older games >system update >wat

When talking about the Twelve Days of Christmas, everyone focuses on the excessive number of birds and fails to address the fact that your true love is trafficking lords and ladies.

Rocket lawnchair

Rocky Mountain Oysters

I feel like a lot of online video game consumers (not all of whom are "gamers") have a different definition of "RPG" than I do.

Every few months, Best Buy notices that I haven't bought anything in a while, so they send me a $5 credit. Usually I look for a cheap record that looks good and get a good deal on it, but this time I decided to buy Star Trek: Lower Decks on bluray.

liberals conservatives 🤝 pretending MLK wasn't a socialist

What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?

Watching a streamer playthrough of CoD:MW2 (2022) and I cannot stop laughing at how fucking stupid Ghost looks.

Go through the checkout line with ten cans of chicken soup, two bags of cough drops, and a bottle of throat numbing spray at 3am and everybody knows what's up.

Spike: hey what's the symbol for copper Jet: "Cu", space cowboy

I really liked Shin Godzilla so I thought maybe I should check out Shin Ultraman, but I don't really know much about regular Ultraman, so maybe true Ultraman would be lost on me.

writing it "f*ck" sickens me. a coward's curse. say fuck or find a different word. get that nasty starfish asshole out of my sight

LUCASARTS PRESENTS Columbo in: SCUMM of the Earth #pixelart

Growing up, I was praised a lot by parents, teachers, etc for my language skills, but the truth is that even to this day, I regularly struggle to find the words and phrases to convey my thoughts and feelings. I often fail, and even more often, I don't even bother to try.

I have a sex kink. Having sex gets me sexually aroused.

Dysentery causes oregon failure

Just finished reading Becky Chambers' Monk & Robot duology, and they're very good. The ending really hit me where I live. Highly recommend.

We've reached the time of year when I get blasted by the setting sun through my car window while picking my partner up from work.

The US code specifies two militias. The organized militia, which is the National Guard, and the unorganized militia, which is everyone who isn't in the military or National Guard.

are we allowed to talk about how communism is good again yet or is that still, like, off limits

I was expecting Cronos: The New Dawn to be more like Dead Space, but it shares more DNA with Resident Evil. You still get to stomp, though.

I wrote about this whole decade-old drama cycle not that long ago. I think that the people championing games as art didn't really think games were art, just the trappings of high art that they see games ape. Art isn't defined by merit. Literally all games are art. critpoints.net/2024/03/20/r...

deal

If we were a real country, he would be dragged out of his home and beaten by his constituents for this.

A guy who looks and dresses like that on a channel called "Report of the Week" doesn't seem like he should be reviewing fast food, and yet

Panera is Latin for The Age of Bread

the very pathetic truth is that all the fuckers writing 'harris lost by running on the left' op-eds would, if she had ran the exact same campaign but won, be writing 'harris won by rejecting the left' op-eds instead. they're not honest people

mood

Things on the grocery list: The Golem (juice monster) Stylish caucasians (ritz crackers) Creamer

Eraserhead (1977)

A sausage and cheese breakfast sandwich with egg added is cheaper than an egg and cheese sandwich with sausage added, despite being the exact same thing.

"you should work nine hours a day six days a week making money for somebody else when you are young so you can (maybe) not have to work at all when you are 65" - statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged

Don't forget to lichen subscribe

I think Fred Saberhagen would have loved Mass Effect

My new name for the first arc of Mass Effect 2: "Crew Expandable"

Daily reminder that “America First” was the slogan of the American Nazi Party, and MAGA chuds know this and knowingly chose it.

They should invent a brain that lets you sleep

Me: Hm. The air is getting drier, so I should drink more fluids to stay hydrated. Me: *drinks half a gallon of tang in one hour* Me: why am I peeing so much

On second thought, Fallout 4 was even worse. Better shooting, but the whole plot was incoherently bad.