TOSLINK is really funny. We're going to transmit sound... as light. Fuck you.

i think daily life would be much more interesting if every morning you got to choose from one of three randomly selected upgrades (e.g. sliced bananas on cereal, +0.1% to walk speed, homing missiles)

Things I want in Ace Combat 8 but am worried I probably won't get: - Explorable hub area between missions. Let me walk around the carrier instead of just having cutscenes there. - Improved gun handling to bring it in line with Project Wingman, or even better, At Skies Edge. - Co-op campaign mode

Hitclips could have been the 7" 45rpm singles of the noughties if Tiger had made the cartridges big enough to put complete songs on.

It's called mildew because it's not as gross as most mold, so you only go "ew" a little.

Ringo was undeniably the least talented Beatle, but he was also almost certainly the least problematic Beatle, and that's gotta count for something.

Vinyl has gotten too popular. I walk into a local record shop and I'm confronted with ten thousand records, which I could not possibly look through.

I think it says something troubling about society that I encounter more POC delivering doordash than I do anywhere else in my city.

Ey girl, what do you say I take you to the British dollar store?

If Vader wasn't such a dramatic bitch, he could have just used the force to crush all those rebels into a flesh blob and taken the plans back before Tantive IV could take off at the end of Rogue One.

I need more of those super pulpy space adventure novels. The kind that are just the right kind of shitty to plow through in an afternoon, learn nothing from the experience, and have a great time.

This is my new Kryptocurrency. It's just a bunch of coins featuring the superdog.

*tips hat in doorway* m'zuzah

hey john. its your cousin marvin. marvin cage! you know that new sound youve been looking for? well listen to this *hangs up phone*

There should be a WW2 Ace Combat like. I need to do some P51 Mustang shenanigans.

Fashion tip of the day: To deal with clothes moths, fill your wardrobe with thousands of tiny spiders, the moth's natural predator. To deal with the spiders, fill your wardrobe with scorpions. To deal with the scorpions, fill your closet with RFK Jr. This way, you avoid harmful chemicals.

Gen Alpha Colonel: "I need scissors! 6 7!"

Banquet TV dinners were never GOOD per se, but back when they cost 48 cents a pop, they were plenty good for what they were. I ate like six of those a week in college. Now they're like three dollars and you wouldn't catch me dead paying three dollars for those fuckin' things.

Is Nebula worth it?

By 2040, over half of all JPL employees will have gotten their start in rocketry by playing KSP

idea for a youtube channel: BassoonBoots. Every video is just a stolen repost of an OboeShoes vid, but all of the audio has been pitch shifted down one octave.

Fun with stereo equipment! 1. Right speaker is quiet and crackly. Left speaker is fine. Time to troubleshoot. 2. Unplug right speaker and plug left speaker into right speaker output on the amp. Sounds fine. Problem is not the amp.

Me: I wish I had some way to play records on the go The humble Audio Technica Soundburger:

My partner made me play Ace Combat and now I think about planes a lot, so get ready for that

I recently switched phone keyboards and the new one is very slightly different from my old one, which mostly results in me making more typos like "of" when I meant "if"

Me: I wish I had some way to play records on the go The humble Audio Technica Soundburger:

Overheard in the post office: "Good thing you have multiple personalities." "That's true. Most of them are bad."

I gotta start posting more of my random incoherent thoughts if I want to be a poster, which for some reason I do, even though I think I would hate it.

$6 an hour as a "mentor" to younger kids at an after-school care program my school system ran.

I love that kids take psychic damage if you misuse their pop culture, but they also take psychic damage if anyone over a certain age correctly invokes their pop culture. They've set themselves up to die.

Do British ZZ Top fans call them Zed Zed Top?

Whenever I see a pomeranian, I say "Missile." in the Bitchin' Betty voice.

The grey mesh thing in Pragmata looks very strange, but if it clearly signals to the "wants to upskirt a child" crowd that they're not welcome, then I am strongly in favor of it.

Icelandic cultural exports: Bjork Lazytown EVE Online Internet videos of people sitting in lawnchairs 1.5 meters away from active lava flows

Every time someone listens to Taylor Swift, the terrorists win.

Ran into an elevator in Arc Raiders and there was a guy rocking out on flute in there, so I said "Play that funky music, white boy" and then another guy I had not seen yelled "Funky music?" and ran into the elevator playing a guitar.

One day in 2008, zombies came up as a topic of conversation, as was the style at the time, and the whole "shoot them in the head" thing naturally followed.

new beast

My sister was an only child

When I was a kid, I assumed that the statue of Liberty was, like every statue I had ever seen, solid. Then the first X-Men movie came out and I found out Lady Liberty is actually a fucking building.

I like how The Adventures of Tom Sawyer ends with Mark Twain just going "Fuck dude, I don't know how to end this book!"

Play a different game vgbees.com/play-a-diffe...

Saw a big tree today

Sometimes I put peanuts out on the deckrail birdfeeder for the corvids. The magpies line up single file, very politely, and take one peanut each, getting back in line when they want more. The crows cut straight to the feeder and stuff their beaks with as many peanuts as they can carry.

I'm torn on Taylor Sheridan. On one hand, he wrote three good movies that I liked. On the other hand, he created the show Yellowstone, which did measurable damage to the standard of life and cost of living in my area. Overall I think I'd throw him into a volcano, but those movies were pretty good.

In England, the lead actor in The Mandalorian is called Peter Newtonpersquaremeter

Every Irish cop is a race traitor

if your uncle jack was having trouble getting off a horse would you help your uncle masturbate the horse to completion. wait, sorry. let me start over. so say your uncle is jacking off a horse

Chocolate hazelnut spread called CocoaNut

Well now that discord is getting ready to shoot themselves in the dick, does anyone have any alternatives to suggest?