Happy 002026.M3 🎉💀

talking of Necromunda, I do love it when they're like 'BEHOLD, the latest recruits for your gang, who will you choose? Alexastabus Constantinpolis the Tenchnarchimatrix of Kaladorianis, an immortal eldritch prince beyond all knowing or this filthy pig man with his bucket of space slop?'

World domination beckons! TWO HUNDRED BAZILLION SUBSCROBBLERS! 🎉

Main takeaway from the #HorusHeresy event: since HH now has a Reaction Allotment, using one is referred to as 'burning a cabbage'. "I grow 3 reaction cabbages in my allotment this turn" "I'm gonna cabbage that shooting attack" "I burn a cabbage to move away from you" Other veg acceptable.

Hello! I'm Victoria & I write Warhammer stories 💀 If you'd like to hear about: 💀Writing for Black Library 💀Writing the first 100% consumption phase novel 💀Which is the most stylish Tyranid 💀Catachan poetry Here's where you can hear more ⤵️ @arbitorian.bsky.social & @miramanga.bsky.social book club

HERESY FANS! Our London gaming venue is open again and there's still some space at this month's event - come down and play a weekend of Horus Heresy gaming in South London on the 29th and 30th November with RUINSTORM! www.tickettailor.com/events/arbit...

The video that keeps giving. Turns out someone called 'Vandal SS' with a totally innocent tag thinks I'm a 'race traitor'! Getting a lot of these since the angry nerds got angry again last week, but YT dumps them into the 'held' pile. Remember: judge YouTubers by the company they keep!

Oops, looks like the usual suspects have got mad about women again! Sudden rise in auto-held comments from suspicious robot accounts. Feels very 2020! 😂

I'm an expert again! But this time with complex, unanswerable questions 😬 Thanks @ign.com youtu.be/lYCDDEn2AY4?...

The penultimate episode of Tale of Four 40k Gamers is up - the Badab War continues as Lufgt Huron faces the Wrath of the Imperium! Next, the Siege of Badab itself! youtu.be/1lJm3IpmX4o

New Book Club out on the Precinct House channel! @miramanga.bsky.social and I talk about Know No Fear and the ULTRAMARINES in the Horus Heresy! youtu.be/wG-Ns4-gfbQ

With 2nd edition Horus Heresy coming to an end I took some photos of my Death Guard. Started with the Age of Darkness box for Tale of 4 Gamers by @arbitorian.bsky.social and I’m now at over 8000pts thanks to @goonhammer.com events inspiring me Met a bunch of great people thanks to this silly hobby

There are #NoGoodGuys in 40K, but in 2K there's Arbitor Ian. IGN couldn't have chosen a better person to do this than @arbitorian.bsky.social. That guy not only knows his shit (there are many of those around), but also *gets* the setting. That's sadly a rare feat indeed nowadays.

2 weeks to go until the @arbitorian.bsky.social Badab finale. Got these Howling Griffon Assault Terminators to a Battle Ready++ stage #warhammercommunity

The final bit of analysis on this episode from @arbitorian.bsky.social is some of my favourite warhammer analysis to date. Check it out. youtu.be/QmKXFbvi24c?...

Era of Ruin is finally out and the race is on! Who will be the first loretuber to quickly read it and get a video out claiming that EVERY SINGLE THING IN WARHAMMER IS DIFFERENT NOW? 😂

I'm rewatching Book of Boba Fett again (because it's awesome!) and Banthas are SUCH A MUPPET. Seriously, these guys could be in sesame street

LAST CHANCE to win a chieftain. In this month's TRIAL OF SHAME my loft will be lessened by one Tolgar Split Eye, the event-exclusive AOS model! It's open to everyone, even FREE members, and we'll decide the winner when we record TOMORROW! www.patreon.com/posts/mays-t...

FROG SQUAD! The Badab War event on sunday saw THREE instances of the Magic Space Frogs tee! Link in bio if you wanna grab one!

THE BLOODY STARS happened this weekend - our first event at our new event space! 16 gamers in total brought their #tofgbadab chapters to play 5 games of Narrative 40k and Boarding Actions in #thebadabwar. Five weeks til the next instalment - thanks everyone for making it a lovely weekend!

The first BADAB WAR event has happened but the war continues with two more London events! Bring your Badab War army down and play through the campaign with us - one day and weekend tickets available! www.tickettailor.com/events/arbit... #thebadabwar #tofgbadab #warhammer40k

The only thing Sweden is missing is Andy Samberg. It's an SNL skit. 4pwa.

RIGHT #eurovision coverage has switched to Bluesky this year. Staring with Norway who have Black Metalled that boring pop song about as far as is possible. Monolith, Fire, Armour, but the breakdancer isn't gonna save it. 3pts.

Wanna win a chieftain? In this month's TRIAL OF SHAME my loft will be lessened by one Tolgar Split Eye, the event-exclusive AOS model! It's open to everyone, even FREE members, and winners will be announced on the next Tale of Four Gamers episode! www.patreon.com/posts/mays-t...

We're hosting the inaugral LONDON DUNGEONBOWL SEVENS at our summer gaming space in London! Come down on the 14th June for a one-day fast-paced Dungeonbowl event and chase some portals around the sewers of the Old World! www.tickettailor.com/events/arbit...? #bloodbowl #dungeonbowl

Wanna win a chieftain? In this month's TRIAL OF SHAME my loft will be lessened by one Tolgar Split Eye, the event-exclusive AOS model! It's open to everyone, even FREE members, and winners will be announced on the next Tale of Four Gamers episode! www.patreon.com/posts/mays-t...

The BADAB WAR continues with some summer events I'm running at our new gaming space in London! Bring your Badab War army down and play through the campaign with us - one day and weekend tickets available! www.tickettailor.com/events/arbit... #thebadabwar #tofgbadab #warhammer40k

We're hosting the inaugral LONDON DUNGEONBOWL SEVENS at our summer gaming space in London! Come down on the 14th June for a one-day fast-paced Dungeonbowl event and chase some portals around the sewers of the Old World! www.tickettailor.com/events/arbit...? #bloodbowl #dungeonbowl

We're hosting the inaugral LONDON DUNGEONBOWL SEVENS at our summer gaming space in London! Come down on the 14th June for a one-day fast-paced Dungeonbowl event and chase some portals around the sewers of the Old World! www.tickettailor.com/events/arbit...? #bloodbowl #dungeonbowl

Wanna win a chieftain? In this month's TRIAL OF SHAME my loft will be lessened by one Tolgar Split Eye, the event-exclusive AOS model! It's open to everyone, even FREE members, and winners will be announced on the next Tale of Four Gamers episode! www.patreon.com/posts/mays-t...

The BADAB WAR continues with some summer events I'm running at our new gaming space in London! Bring your Badab War army down and play through the campaign with us - one day and weekend tickets available! www.tickettailor.com/events/arbit... #thebadabwar #tofgbadab #warhammer40k

Wanna win a chieftain? In this month's TRIAL OF SHAME my loft will be lessened by one Tolgar Split Eye, the event-exclusive AOS model! It's open to everyone, even FREE members, and winners will be announced on the next Tale of Four Gamers episode! www.patreon.com/posts/mays-t...

We're hosting the inaugral LONDON DUNGEONBOWL SEVENS at our summer gaming space in London! Come down on the 14th June for a one-day fast-paced Dungeonbowl event and chase some portals around the sewers of the Old World! www.tickettailor.com/events/arbit...? #bloodbowl #dungeonbowl #tournament

The BADAB WAR continues with some summer events I'm running at our new gaming space in London! Bring your Badab War army down and play through the campaign with us - one day and weekend tickets available! www.tickettailor.com/events/arbit... #thebadabwar #tofgbadab #warhammer40k

Is that dude wearing a Batman T-Shirt in 40K? Plus note on the great research into Warhammer that is out there! Thx to @jordansorcery.bsky.social @wib.bsky.social @snipethesorrow.bsky.social @arbitorian.bsky.social & @oldhammerpodcast.bsky.social exploringwarhammer.substack.com/p/is-that-du...

The famed radical Inquisitor Leonardo Donatello Cowabunga 🍕

PEAK WARHAMS. Exactly the correct blend of cool and stupid. www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articl...

I’m on the latest Scribes and Scriveners talking about the joys of writing for Black Library! Had so much fun doing this, thanks to @alexdoddy.bsky.social and the whole WHTV team who made it such a pleasant experience. warhammertv.com/details/2587...

If you missed it, or are a new follower, here’s me with @arbitorian.bsky.social and @miramanga.bsky.social discussing ASSASSINORUM: KINGMAKER!

"a portal to the warp opens and all these models from 1997 come boiling out..."

GOING LIVE NOW... Let's break some demons youtu.be/TBufPt32BBs?...

Jagdea secured the AFC9 biff module to the APQ7 reverse vector coping goblin. Without the hydraulic input of the 17 voltaic inpound cores of the BPB these birds had a tendency to wiggle the boomdazzle and THEN she'd be squiffing downwind like a green rookie driver in a hot kill box. (100% accurate)

New @arbitorian.bsky.social Warhammer Book Club! We talk all about Prospero Burns :) youtu.be/3VzINBw8AZQ?...

I went to Leeds the other week, saw this in a little design shop, and my brain immediately went 'I wonder if @annethegnome.bsky.social knows about this?' All I know about mushrooms I learned from megathreads.

My Howling Griffons Combat Patrol assembled for the To4G on the @arbitorian.bsky.social channel youtu.be/kWqLfYaEK6U?... #warhammer #warhammercommunity #40k #badab #heresy

NEW CHANNEL! I've gone and started a second channel, and the first video is live on it! This will be the home for all the 'community' videos like Book Club and Tale of Four Gamers, so subscribe and follow along and we can hoodwink the algorithm together! youtu.be/kWqLfYaEK6U?...

Been getting a lot of these lately. Maybe one of the entitled angry nerd types shared this video on their stream or something? Anyway. Gift that keeps giving!

Wanna brighten up Feb by winning an Artis Opus Brush Set? Well, follow the link over to Patreon and enter the TRIAL OF SHAME! Free members can enter too! www.patreon.com/posts/februa...

I wrote SO MANY VIDEOS in Lustria. Been talking into a camera for two hours and I reckon I have two more to go tonight!