Fuck who cursed Spain this is going to ruin my Scorito

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The idiots in question (I almost forgot my Garmin on the way back out too)

Went to the track with @gvrossum.bsky.social and between our two chaotic brains we forgot one towel, one watch, one bike computer, one set of pedals, and I *almost* forgot my HRM too 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️ adhd in real time

zverev road to success go to trial for assaulting your partner and settle out of court sue journalist who profiled woman you assaulted say in a conference that shes after your money lose three gs finals to two better player those two players out of tournament need five sets against world number 14😍

You could win 10 grand slams but youre always the tennis player who has had two women say you assaulted them, youre always a horrible pathetic person

Godverkutzooi

Hats off to Demi FOR SURE, but I find it a bit ridiculous to claim that she’s the first woman to complete the Grand Tour triple only because the Vuelta Femenina has only been a women’s Grand Tour since 2023. Annemiek won that Vuelta too, and the year before she won all three races in one season

Demi Vollering more like Triple Vollering 🥹🥹🥹

I just tuned in how the fuck did AvdB get a minute and a half put into her #GirodItaliaWomen

When you can’t decide what to wear… so you just take one of everything!💛💚🤍💙🩷 📸: @gettyimages.com

Parisian pigeons if you can hear me Parisian pigeons 🙏🙏 #RolandGarros

Don’t sleep on tomorrow’s stage of the Giro d’Italia Women. I don’t think it’s over and Vollering could still win GC if FDJ manages to send satellite riders in the break

Bit sad that it got shortened but way better than our top women getting buried under some “loose ice sheet”. Well done Demi 👏

I was a bit behind but goddamn AvdB really went beast mode, hats off to her especially after that gnarly crash. When she came back to pro cycling I doubted if she could get up there with the best again but she proved me wrong sufficiently 😅 #GirodItaliaWomen

Happy Pride lovelies 💜🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ As the rights of queer people worldwide and our Trans siblings specifically are under attack, we must stand together stronger than ever 💪

I have not been following the tennis so far what do you mean Zverat is now the favourite for winning Rolland Garos

Just caught up with the day Olav Kooij Nation we are so back!!!!! 😍😍

Before

HOP JOHAN BREAKAWAY KING

JOHAN JACOBS MUTANT PERFORMANCE LFG

It is 14:40 and they’re tasting red wine on German eurosport #ladolcevita

This is such a Johan Jacobs breakaway day #Giroditalia

Ok Google wo finde ich Maastricht die sieben Kräuter für Grüne Soße

My Dutch boyfriend just solved the age old gif versus jif debate by pronouncing it “hif” and now I don’t really know what to do

I relate to the peloton riding slow before Blockhaus on a spiritual level. Procrastinators

Grande casino!!

Cycling eh? 🥹❤️

This is one of those sports interviews isn’t it 🥹🥹 immediately fell in love with Stiasny here ❤️

no idea why UCI was so anti making grand tours difficult/avoiding difficult mountains for female category up until the last few years, this is straight up fire criminal what we might have missed in older seasons

PAULA BLASI IS WINNING THE VUELTAAAAA

I'm so stoked they are doing Angliru. Equity means Rampas Inhumanas for men and women!

The old lady’s still got it! Impressive performance by AvdB. That makes me so much more excited for Angliru tomorrow 😍😍

Oh I’m SO MAD!! Perfectly played by SD worx. Kopecky was done after that big effort she put in, but Mischa did this brilliantly. That much more important that they have her that sprint yesterday, that’s how you get the most loyal guardian. Love Mischa, but I want my Franzi In Green 😩💚

🫶 Lippert, una más en Xixón. ¡Vamos, Señora! 😍 Special support for Liane today! Forza campeona! 👋 @movistarteam.com | #LaVueltaFemenina

On Fridays we wear pink (for the Giro) 🥰

Rampas inhumanaaaas

Has the IOC considered I want Cyclocross at The Winter Olympics?

Was wondering what all the sponsors of team Mayenne Monbana My Pie at #LaVueltaFemenina do, so I looked them up: the Mayenne is a French departement and wine region (decent wines too, I’m told!), Monbana is a chocolatier, and My Pie produces warm lunch meals. I hereby dub them team party supplies!

Right that explains then why we haven’t seen Mischa in front of the peloton all day! They must’ve planned this all along. Kind of love it, always love a Mischa win 🥰🥰 #LaVueltaFemenina

Another day, another shot of Gaia Realini dangling off the back of the bunch 😞😞

FRANZI IN GREEN #Imstartingacampaign

Gooood the stories cycling writes 😭😭❤️

🥳 Todo preparado para un día ESPECTACULAR de ciclismo ☀️ 🥰 Everything prepared, and the sun is out. All we need for a good day! ☀️ 👋 @teamvismaleaseabike.com | #LaVueltaFemenina

¡Hola chicas! 😜 Hey girls! 📸 @cxcling.bsky.social | 👋 Laboral Kutxa | #LaVueltaFemenina

Lmao not the shade

Is it maybe time for a new profile picture? Seeing as the old one is from 2023? Or will Nairo in Green finally block me if I post track cycling on main…

My town 🥰

FRANZI IN RED

If I was Lidl-Trek I’d assign a designated Gaia Realini babysitter / safekeeper every day to keep my protected rider out of trouble and with company of a teammate at all times, but that’s just me…