kinda funny how angry vermeersch and remco hated each other when remco joined the pro peloton and now they're team besties for the f'n ronde van vlaanderen. what an odd sequence of events

even on bsky the americans cant help themselves. the US propaganda about our continent is so heavy they really believe the most bizarre stuff and no, this isn't sarcastic. they mean it. kust mijn kloten de gemiddelde amerikaan is echt dommer dan iemand die juist t middelbaar start

really have ate some humble pie recently gaming wise. first hating on marathon, turns out to be one of the best extraction shooters i have ever played. now ive been cynical about crimson desert in the past, legit turned out to be one of the best sandbox open world games ever as well lmao so fun

oh my fucking god shut the fuck up

this screenshot always makes me laugh out loud every single time i see it so now i'm putting it on my timeline for you as well context: about half of adult americans have the reading proficiency of an 8th grader OR LOWER. for europeans, that is someone who is 13 years old

the same journalists being the biggest crybabies bc a rider kept a secret yesterday are now confirming why the secret was kept in the first place. endless articles about how remco went to the bakery and what he got post recon of RVV i hate our mainstream non-broadcast cycling media w/ a passion

the US went from "doing this for iranian people" to "bombing them back to the stone age" once again showing everyone that they are no different from russia. i pray everyday we are no longer allied to the barbaric warmongering subhumans known as "americans"

visma should say fuck it and start jonas as well on sunday. he don't even gotta ride to win or even finish wake up seixas as well, hotdrop em on antwerp like it's warzone

bora was always hated for being away for social media. now they did the opposite, kept a secret and then did a big push on all media's with even a YT video on remco's channel, a news article on their site, twitter/insta posts etc and now the press is crying sour puss. there is no winning, ever

they're already full building the ronde start, just went for a short walk. hype commencing

the funniest thing about this situation is that if g2 had worked together like they are doing now (too late) when these two had 8 secs, this would already be fixed

genuinely painful to watch

these tactics in group 2😭what am i watching

listen you can be annoyed that somebody lied to you to keep a secret (which was necessary with a rider like remco) but if you get to the point you are so butthurt and entitled you can't even keep it in for 24h and start writing op-ed's, you might have a "me me me" problem

LMAOOOOOOO THE BELGIAN PRESS (HLN&SPORZA AHEAD) IS HURT IN THEIR FEEFEE'S BC BORA AND REMCO FOR ONCE TRIED TO KEEP SOMETHING A SECRET INSTEAD OF ANNOUNCING MONTHS AHEAD they're already writing op-ed's about it on the literal same-day it has been announced like bro 😭😭

just realized/read no italy and no ireland at world cup in the US. we about to have a whole lot of american larpers going "yeah im 1/18th irish but i'm also 1/240th scottish so lets go scotland woo goo my ancestors i love alcohol"

came back from the shop and the first thing i read is another wout second place. in some way, he truly is back

belgian pookies

wout getting energy from his olympics buddy starting on sunday, i'm sure

CICLISMO

WOEEEEEEEEEET

✅woet is back ✅remco starting RVV ✅mathieu, while still incredibly strong, looks beatable now we need a "agr 2025" day from pog this sunday and ciclismo stocks 📈

while i appreciate the sentiment and i do think this has been cool/nice it's something different, this fucking chat gpt ass paragraph bro. that whole article on the bora website is full of clanker writing all it misses is some m dashes

remco released a new YT video, a secret video he made during end of december purely about RVV. been training for it www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MSw... so unless they all planned to do this purely for 1 april (at that point i'd commend the commitment to the bit), it is now 100% sure he's starting

woet might actually be 100% back, ciclismo is going at full again

kinda bittersweet in retrospect sure remco is starting RVV but i'd rather have had him debut his ronde at quickstep. quickstep are historically THE classic team: literally formed to win spring races, belgian license, belgian sponsors

kinda hype that one of the announcements, the one from average rob, was done with neuville. truly a forgotten belgian world star, absolute top in rally but general public barely watch it here so almost nobody knows him

was already hyped but now, damn, its actually happening AND they're starting literal 120m from my home. gonna get up real early to be in front at start for my king of the manlets

theres no way hes actually riding oh god, well, at least itll be entertaining

italy not making the world cup after FIFA invited like half the world is legit funny how did they manage that man

the biggest reason why literally everyone wants remco to race RVV is the fact that could be a race where all the oneday greats realistically meet at 100% wout will never full focus LBL like RVV/PR, remco will never do PR, lombardia is not for mat/wout anymore but san remo/RVV is x-point of every1

admittedly tho, RVV is one of those races even remco's haters wishes he would start in. he's just too entertaining (positive or negative) in that type of race & he would spice it up one way or the other people said amstel was "too technical" for him on dutch roads but he instantly made it a classic

(this is an early april fools, he is not actually starting this year. fun to imagine tho)

last post ab/ it but israel is way past any point of being able to be reformed and it has ZERO "right to exist". idgaf ab your f'n crazy religious scripture reasoning in big ol 2026, you have shown since the 1940's founding you do nothing but rape, kill, plunder & genocide it must cease

can't believe these are the psychopaths europe bowed down to bc they shouted 'anti-semitism' at every small bit of criticism. as a result of zero pushback, we're now at a point in time where the jewish state is wearing golden nooses to celebrate their Palestinian endlosung phase 2

i am getting radicalized at a pace i never thought was possible, i hate these genocidal vermin and i'm starting to understand history

what gets me the most is that last week we had to act like a couple of fuckass ambulances getting destroyed in some regional UK suburb was an attack on jews all over the world but the next stage of the Palestinian cleansing by jews gets, at most, a fingerwagging like a misbehaved spoiled child

this is the second part of the ethnic cleansing btw and just like hitler, its all done legally. gaza has been destroyed and they will keep bombing tents but the genocidal rats needed a way to dispose of the Palestinians they arrested and raped but didnt kill, this is the start of that framework

the jewish state has legalized the death penalty but only for Palestinians. lmao, even the US executes white rednecks once in a while and even literal hitler did not limit capital punishment to jews (pre ww2/death camps) how has the jewish state out nazid the nazis

i see the democratic base/zionists saw the no kings protests as a huge success which means that in practical terms, it was a complete failure. going to peaceful protest for a few hours on a fucking saturday will not do anything except cheaply absolve you personally for doing anything in the future

florian vermeersch was not there anymore to ride for mathieu so now ganna rode for jasper truly, the alpecin team has some sort of giga dumbness aura that makes everyone around them go "all hail to the roodhoofts" or something bc we really have too many examples of it now

fact they both got brought back, pogacar is going to do unholy unfun things to the sport at rvv and pr i'm afraid

im crying bro lidl trek ds yelling at the camera man like a lunatic for zero reason (the camera man is not doing this on purpose bc you're not allowed to give bottles under 20km he does NOT expect a car still doing this at this point in the race)

wout vs mathieu in a spring classic

Was the bidon filled with Nitroglycerine?

bro what the fuck happened to ben turner it looked like he was shot out of a cannon mid peloton

van der poel ducking tempo

WOET

some numbers from remco @ catalunya: gc: 5th points: 5th mountain: 5th on the 5th stage he was 6th on the 6th stage he was 5th 2 podiums (s1, s7), one crash seeing the amount of vert meters that were in this race, he was 10x better than at UAE. also helped lipo's podium

got the very sad news but also just read our national squad gave an absolute belt to team USA in america. don't really follow football/nothandegg anymore but saw some highlights with american commentators, the fucking silence 1-5 got me laughing out loud. very loud got the US sucks at this sport