How very not surprising 👇

Oh dear? Did i hit a nerve perhaps?

If this is Neser's last Test, what a great finish - a 5-for #Ashes 🏏

"What sort of bloke is he Broady?" I would love him to say "he's an absolute cunt actually." 🤣🤣😊

What time can I make plans for this afternoon in Brisbane after 2nd #Ashes Test is done 🏏

The difference between the two sides was pretty much laid bare when both were 6 down. When Australia was six down, you were wondering if they'd get another 50, 100 or 150 runs. When England were 6 down you were wondering if the game was going to be finished next over #ashes

Ice bath, then a bloody good night's sleep for Starc #Ashes 🏏

How the fuck did the umpire call that out? Wasn't even close #Ashes 🏏

Oh JB, no need to concern yourself with the Day 5 weather #Ashes 🏏

Still a real chance it's over tonight #Ashes 🏏

Lol Haydos - Captain Ponting was there to win matches, he doesn't care about bowlers' feelings #Ashes 🏏

Be good to get Crawley before the break #Ashes🏏

What would Trump do if he was to be given the Nobel Peace Prize but only on the condition that he confesses and pleads guilty in court to all of his crimes

OK then. Goodnight, see y'all tomorrow #Ashes

Unlikely to happen but would love us to knock off this run deficit quickly, then declare and let Starc have a go at their top order under lights #Ashes 🏏

Wicket-keepers Assemble #Ashes

TW4eell that was a fucking screamer to dismiss Smith #Ashes🏏 England getting back on top? This is Test Match Cricket

Oh no Greeny #Ashes

Smith's reaction to that ball change is justified IMO #Ashes🏏

Smith hit on the elbow again. Maybe it wasn't the pitch in Perth hey Uzzie #Ashes

Who TF is taking plain/regular salt when Chicken Salt is on offer?

Oh Marny - concentration slip there #Ashes🏏

Marnus Labuschagne becomes the first player to score 1000 runs in day-night Test cricket 👏 𝟭𝟬𝟬𝟯* - 𝗠𝗮𝗿𝗻𝘂𝘀 𝗟𝗮𝗯𝘂𝘀𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗴𝗻𝗲 827* - Steve Smith 753 - David Warner 752 - Travis Head 639 - Joe Root #AUSvENG #Ashes

OK. Time to leave work to be home in time for the second session #Ashes🏏

👏 Jake Weatherald 50 #Ashes🏏

What a catch!!!!! Marnus!!!! #Ashes 🏏

Is Stokes playing 4D chess again? No intention to declare, just got everyone into their whites to put our bowlers off thinking about when declaration woukd come & get extra runs. A grudging 'well played sir' from me for such a tactic #Ashes

Be funny if Archer blows out his shoulder with this tail end tonking #Ashes

Oh we're going to get another 'not in the spirit of cricket' lecture from the Poms aren't we #Ashes 🏏

Kinda hope we don't get this last one tonight. Don't fancy a fresh Archer with a brand new ball under lights #Ashes

Mitchell Starc another Michelle. You love to see it #Ashes 🏏

What the fuck was Marnus doing?!!!! Always let the keeper take it if he's there #Ashes

Well done Joe Root 👏 Achieved probably the last personal milestone left. Now get out and play poorly for the rest of the series #Ashes 🏏

Poor form from 7 for putting either Mel or Lyon through that interview #Ashes

Super unAustralian of me I know, but I would like Root to finally get a century in Australia at some point this series #Ashes

Run out! Fuck Yeah Ingils! #Ashes 🏏

Trent Copeland: "is this the evolution of Bazball?" So playing Test Match cricket how most teams have played it for nearly 150 years is an evolution now? FFS #Ashes 🏏

Ricky Ponting talking cricket 🏏 - everyone else just STFU #Ashes

Terrible use of DRS today. Didn't use for definite wicket, burned one for one that wasn't even close. Smith is usually better at it #Ashes 🏏

Well looky here, it seems we might have ourselves a good old-fashioned Test Match #Ashes🏏

Will Root finally get is batting 100 in Australia? #Ashes 🏏

Starcy Yes!!!!!! First over wicket. Lock it in #Ashes 🏏

Happy Pink Ball Test to all who celebrate #Ashes #Cricket 🏏

In 2000, almost 90% of Denmark's electricity was from fossil fuels. By 2024, 90% of their electricity was from renewables. ⚡ Energy transitions can happen faster than we think!

No-one would need to release or leak the Epstein files if as a society we leaned into believing victims

Oh FFS, this is a bullshit approach. One of the biggest weakness with the system has been that it has been too prescriptive for planners in writing plans with little room to account for individual circumstances. Computerising will make this worse. We're dealing with people's lives here.

Meet two heroes of our times.

Why didn’t Trump order flags to be flown at half staff for National Guard member Sarah Beckstrom like he did for Charlie Kirk? 🤔

I don't know enough about F1 for this to be an informed comment but my inner Aussie Supporter feels like I hope Verstappen wins the Drivers' Championship because McLaren have done our boy dirty and don't deserve for Norris to win it. Don't @ me, I already said it was uninformed an emotionally based