Thought I was an exhibitionist until I met an exhibitionist... I'm just a sparkling likes attention....

Meta suggested this audio for today’s post, and just like that it’s time for holiday prancing ~

Stim for this workout brought to you by an unhealthy amount of preworkout making me all tingly and Revenge Party from Mean Girls the musical on repeat 🔁 I was short on time so I rushed up to grab some pics and was still breathless so enjoy that if you like 😮‍💨

Come taste my milk and cookies 🥛 🍪

Is it COVID ache or chronic joint and shoulder pain? 🤷‍♂️

How many vaccines in one sitting is too many? COVID booster, flu, and MMR … my poor arm isn’t gonna be flexing tonight, I should have hit the gym this morning 😭

My cat... might hate me...

…Is this something? *twirls imaginary pigtails*

Tonight’s post turkey post travel chest workout

Caught one of my favorite porn actors getting in a pump before his show tonight before his DJ set… wish I was brave enough to ask him to work in some cardio but I know I can’t keep up and we respect boundaries in the sacred space of the gym 😮‍💨🙏

Successfully completed a trip to my hometown without popping open Grindr to see who’s around ✨

This game is so fun when you get to play it after fast traveling a million times to reset the spawns! 😂 2 shalpha Froakie down 1 to go… Haven’t seen any XS lately but I hope soon 🥹

Majora’s Mask… Wind Waker!!!!

Feels like I’ve been doing this forever but pretty awesome for only 3 years (and one of those years still heavy on running wimpy on weights)! The 2022 pic is right before I joined my gym and started tracking my lifts as part of half marathon cross training.

Grow grow grow make my bloomfs proud

Had a nice leg day and definitely didn’t get up to no good Sunday funday sin and debauchery

Quote with chest pic please and thank youuu 🫦

#fcf / I hit 225 on bench for the first time today, pushed past the limit for two reps. Your boy's on the up and up 💪🏼

The bulk is bulking, #fcf is fcfing, and it’s more shower content because you just can’t beat the lighting

Los pechos o las tetas? Another chest day on the books

Sound on 🔊

Holy shit! i think it was a success. What say u?

Hypercharged with the great power of red light and belt squats 💪🏼

Who’s that Pokemon?

Oop playing in the shower again, and I was happy with how my quads are starting to show some volume

Uncharacteristically lewd of me to say, but reflecting the Lux religious girlie aesthetic that replaced Brat…

Took a *short* break from Pokemon Go safari zone to check in on the gym crushes

An entirely natural and expected progression of this social media moment (now with the proper sensitivity label applied oops)

Had a cute little date tonight with a new gym crush. Feel like I unlocked a new ascension level of clicking on a personal level, being attracted, and not being concerned about how things develop??

No Pokemon just actual cleavage??

I love waking up to success ✨🥷 Frog ninja and I will now begin our ninja way and rise from Z to A once again and fulfill my wish of becoming the next hokage

Getting all the mileage out of that gym shower

If you’ve seen the 3rd Pokemon movie you know Entei is papa 💕

Today’s new friend

Is… this… twink jail? Slowly building 💪

Ribombee has such a cute scarf! Repost with your favorite bug-type Pokemon 🐛

When all your nudes get reposted and you get all sorts of new attention 🥴

Need some milk? 💦

Nobody has ever called me mature for my age but still love this for her 💕✨

Shakira said Try Everything, but she also said if it worked once Try The Same Thing Again Being silly on leg day 🦒💃

Hilary Duff said we come to this place for magic bitch!

From Z to A to a shiny alpha living dex - now the fun part begins ✨ ✨ ✨ Complains about work and lack of free time // will spawn Pokemon for hours straight to get one with a different color palette

Pokemon Rivals sure do try their best, but not even their ace stands a chance. Full odds Shalpha Abomasnow versus … ⭐️ 👄 💅

Needed to blow off some steam - more reps make more pump 💪

Failed NNN multiple times already. Didn’t plan on doing it, not doing it, can’t make me do it because nobody will deprive me of these life giving hits of dopamine in the face of soul crushing capitalism 🫰 In case you were wondering

Yayyy thank you for the bday SHUNDO RAYQUAZA!!! 🐉❤️ @peachypakkun.bsky.social #pokemongo