Who wants a hug that lasts just a bit too long

To all of my moots, yowie wowie, respectfully

trying really hard to not post the fuck you it's january video too early

*waking up from a 30 year coma* damn I could go for a Zima

Jon Moxley can do a face turn after trying to asphyxiate Bryan Danielson in front of a million people and no one bats an eye but when marjorie taylor greene tries it...

I love hangman page but fuck I really dont like the buckshot lariat 9 times out of 10

I think every single person on earth should have the chance to break Logan Paul's jaw. Jake as a bonus round

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FUCK YOU I WONT DO WHAT YOU TELL ME UNLESS ITS A PERFECTLY REASONABLE REQUEST

"I bet you wouldn't say that to my face!" Buddy, you have no idea how little regard I have for my own life

You guys won't believe this but some ghosts told me I'm a giant asshole no one likes. What's up with that?!

are the barbarian twins still alive? They should make a movie with the McNamara twins

"I'm not in the epstein files, I never even met Jeff ep. That's what we called him. Never met him. Do you know what a giraffe is? I do. I pointed it out on the first try." -trump to an 8 year old, probably soon

as far as songs that get stuck in your head for 17 hours go jane by jefferson starship is probably a 6

Tomorrow, the most special day of the year, we celebrate the birth of my dog dont forget to say happy birthday pupper

I can't find the "it fucken WIMDY" gif so pretend I posted it here

Friendly reminder: Don't

Silent hill would have been taken much less seriously if the titular town was called nuttlick

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youtube recommendations be like SILENT HILL 2 MYSTERIES UNSOLVED FOR 20 YEARS! and its 2 hours of shit like Eddie is weird and that Angela girl might have some issues

Trump adopts Will Stancil's position on economy

Gremlins 2 was better than the first. Fight me

When I'm ready to move on from this flesh prison I'll give everyone my true feelings on og ff7

Getting my kids into the holiday spirit by making them watch the greatest Christmas movie of all time, feeders 2

Yeah but have you ever scromited...on weed?!?!

I've decided to cuddle a little kitty cat. Thank you for your attention to this matter

its a bad religion day

hot take but the faith no more cover of war pigs is better than the original

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Might fuck around and call everyone paisano like Mario did before me

Being a cats human, I

Trying to impress a lady on our first date: umm...hey its me! Goku!

a case of ecto cooler would fix me

"im not joe rogan! im not joe rogan!" i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a long nippled podcaster

Hello friends what news will make me anxious as hell today

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I swear, every time I meet a woman she's either gay or smart enough to throw 2 quick jabs to my solar plexus then lock me in a guillotine choke until I am dead before I can say hello

so which will we see first, the piss tape or the bj pictures

I would just like to let it be known that I've never sucked Bill Clinton's dick

So WV still hasn't even sent out partial snap, if you could share this we'd appreciate it greatly

What if Andy from toy story grew up to be Andy from the shawshank redemption

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"Watch me fuck everything up" right on schedule

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So I hate to be a bother but cars broken down, no snap, and I'm disabled so i'm pretty well screwed. If you can spare anything at all my family would greatly appreciate it venmo @pupperpats cashapp $pupperpats not sure when I can repay anything but will asap