Lol remember that time Leon s Kennedy said hey its that dog and turns out it was that dog? Classic

At this point should I just coffee up and try to stay awake all day or try to sleep again and hopefully not lose the whole day

found a pair of grippy socks my dog hasnt eaten yet, things are looking up

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Gave my cat the ol pspspsps and he just walked away. Like fuck you too buddy

alright yall hear me out...charlie kirk nfts

alright everyone line up for your goodnight kiss

mr trump sir the epstein list is antifa you should release it to the public

I think we should make a giant gold bust of charlie kirk and place it in every church in america and worship that

I dont think that joe hendry guy really exists

they should make a pillow thats somehow both brand new but also broken in

I saw someone refer to homestarruner as an obscure thing not many people had heard of and like...what

cranny brother sounds like a boob

Top 10 things to crush in a hydraulic press 1 my head 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

what about middling naturals

Hey everybody lol. We're all having a good time online

Getting old is realizing that the sharif was right. That casbah has had enough rocking for one day. It's time for bed

A nightmare on elm Street The goonies Tron legacy

Nobody makes sloppy steaks anymore

what is the continuing of things which goes again

sources say that charlie kirk was minutes away from damning testimony against hillary clinton

The largest tiny puppy

Fucked up that I'm 47 and still can't throw hadokens

here is lego watto smoking a bong

Did we ever find out if Annie was ok

I told goku you were strong as fuck and he said ok

im not saying he's dead because im often wrong and I don't want to jinx it

Being a mutant with a shitty power has to suck. You got the guy shooting punch lasers from his eyes and the lady who controls weather. Meanwhile you can make your own head explode once

A tiny dog has joined me on my bed, but she is laying on my pillow with her butt aimed right at my face. Nice knowing you all

Might fuck around and tug on supermans cape

I hate having to piss but actually pissing is pretty cool

Bluesky is fucked until correll b spends his Saturday night here

Just texted someone to let them know I sent them a text

Lol estimated repair date for my car is Oct 31 hahaha shoot me

you aint gonna die say the freakin word

fuck everything im going to play super metroid

YOU KNOW THEY SAY ALL LOGOS ARE CREATED EQUAL. BUT YOU LOOK AT ME AND YOU LOOK AT THE NEW CRACKER BARREL LOGO AND YOU CAN SEE THAT STATEMENT IS NOT TRUE! SEE NORMALLY IF YOU GO 1 ON 1 WITH ANOTHER LOGO YOU GOT A 50/50 CHANCE OF WINNING! BUT I'M A GENETIC FREAK AND I'M NOT NORMAL

Someday I'll be able to buy that members only jacket. But today is not that day

1 like = 1 fact about my cat james

Message to all of you lame fuckers who don't think I'm funny: That's fair. Hope yall have a good day

The jk stands for "just klimbintoawoodchipper"

I'm never enough, I'm dumb as fuck, and dogone it, people loathe me

if anyone needs footage of the feds concussing one of their own this morning...for research purposes.

Lol slight car accident fuck my life