UP THE FKN IRONS @lambrettagp71.bsky.social

This is incorrect, it was actually said by Jonny Bairstow #cricket

The Venn diagram of Christians and racists looks a lot like a circle on the Nazi’s platform. One dude with a bible emoji in his bio called South Sydney’s statement on Australia Day too woke. Sir: can I introduce you to a man named Jesus … 🫠

Musk is just a huge Dragons fan like all Nazis

BREAKING: Elon Musk honoured as new number one ticket holder of the Cronulla Sharks

Just like how Obama walked the US into Trump Albo is walking us into Dutton. Don’t let the media and Labor stans tell you that a Dutton victory is the fault of Greens and Independents

Adam O’Brien who the media constantly tip to be sacked and his team to be spoon contenders has made the finals 4 times in his 5 years In that same time these teams all have 6 appearances combined Cowboys 2 Broncos 1 Warriors 1 Titans 1 Bulldogs 1 Dragons 0 Tigers 0 AOB can coach

Every year we are tipped for the spoon by idiots like this because AOB can’t coach and if KP gets hurt blah blah blah. AOB has made the finals 4/5 times and last year KP missed 3 months and we still made the finals. Dogs make the finals once in 10 years and they are premiership contenders though

The only surprising thing about these NSW storms is that a test match isn’t currently being played here

January is so boring people watch Tennis and convince themselves it’s not complete arse

Elon’s hell site where n*gger is cool but cracker is a violation

This story is about Connor Votano being linked by the media to other clubs because his preferred position is fullback and his family saying it’s bullshit. But just to get outrage clicks they’ve made it seem like KP has done something wrong. Garbage like this is what creates the arrogant KP narrative

That’s just brain dead in the circumstances

Bump

Webster fucked it. Seems racist

Scotty B is getting 10fa

Konstas being Billy big bollocks last night has been a huge success

Twitter has reached the Cronulla riots were a cry for help stage of Nazism

Half way up middle. Nice review watto

Scotty B carving up. You love to see it 🖤💛❤️

Bumrah on this pitch

Is Smudge a good bad catcher or a bad good catcher?

Kaboom 💥

𝘗𝘭𝘢𝘺𝘦𝘳 2 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘨𝘢𝘮𝘦.

You’d need to have the IQ of a mushroom to think T20 is better than this

Eat shit Kohli you weak cunt

I’m hearing Bumrah to the Roosters

Why the fuck are we helping India by blocking out the days play?

Hit out or get out

The only thing worse than Mitch Marsh’s bowling is Mitch Marsh’s batting

Australia once again getting what they deserve. Getting to 400 and slogging because you think you have enough is just arrogant. Sure, look to score freely but just slogging instead of looking to get 600 and only needing to bat once is naive at best

Mike Hussey would put a speed freak to sleep

Tony Greig used to do the key test in a pitch. Reckon Scotty B would go close to using something else on the MCG pitch

Find someone who loves you like Scotty Boland loves the MCG pitch

Have Brendon McCullum and Ben Stokes taken credit for Sam Konstas yet ?

Proposal for an addition to the laws of cricket: upon the dismissal of one batter, another player who has already batted and been dismissed may be allowed to return to the crease if the third umpire can confirm their batting was “cool shit”

Smudge and Marnus batting together is a hate crime

2 direct hits to the cods is the most entertaining Marnus has been in 5 years

So hang on - this guy had Shane Watson as his mentor....and he *didn't* review an LBW dismissal?! I call shenanigans. #AUSvIND

Liverpool, top of the league Liverpool Liverpool, top of the league

That fella in the middle would be a lovely present for Our Lord and Saviour Kalyn on his birthday

Your annual reminder that Die Hard is absolute shite

My boy got into uni today on first offers. Never been prouder of anything in my life

I’m keen to find out how Cowboys fans manage to blame the Knights for their injuries

Pat Cummings is an all time great bowler but he’s possibly the worst captain we’ve had and that includes 2 who cried on national tv

LESSSSS GOOOOOO ⛈️ ⚡️ 💚

A southerly buster pushing a storm up the coast after a 40 degree day is peak summer living

Qld weather ruining a test match. Wouldn’t happen in NSW

I hate the Sydney Swans but they’ve drafted a Blackfulla called ZIPPY FISH into their AFLW team and if you don’t think I’m buying her jersey you’re crazy