you can be whimsical and bougie and still be antifascist at the same time. lean into the enigma, the paradox, the fascinating sultry angel you are. the right people and money will find you 💖

brunch with the best @mayarosexx.bsky.social

threads is twitter, fb comments, and the most toxic subreddit you’ve ever read in one app

maybe I’m being negative, but i don’t want to dougie if the track is mixed with enya 😭

thank you Chicago 💎

tour updates on substack: lanahs.substack.com/p/late-2025-...

touring reminders for Jan: Chicago, Phoenix, Seattle, Dallas, Austin important question: sitting or standing?

Hi new accounts don't forget the boobs and butts setting

yesterday i had a very impromptu last minute Domme sesh that made my heart so happy. the sub trusted me and was clear with their boundaries, which let us both be creative within those parameters *and* let go a little bit. cheers to more of this energy in 2026 🥂💖

if you're a colleague in SoCal without a place to eat and relax during the holiday, please contact me. I'll be here, am a good cook and a lk comedian

should we bring back tbt? (this is before surgery early 2025. bt if you will)

all I want for xmas is someone booking @meetchloefaye.bsky.social for a 24 hr FMTY here to LA so we call all do a bakery tour, especially to Manifold and San + Wolves, and be cute and delicious and whimsical like the pastries we are 🍞💖

if you’ve been in her DMs or replying to posts something like “nice” or “beautiful” for years but have never actually gifted her anything, now is the time to gift her something nice and beautiful, in this blessed year of our lord 2025

never not sassy

someone has been clearing my wishlist and I’m floating 💖 marigoldgift.com/lanahoneysmi...

that’s one way to look at it

If you haven’t joined my tg channel for unhinged daily thoughts and interesting almost daily pictures you won’t find here, on Twitter, or ig, you’re missing out 😘

pov twitter

just got invited to Denver to a friend’s graduation. Available dates Dec 19-20, 2 hr minimum, extremely limited availability, but please reach out if you’re interested 💖

tour updates: Dec 11-13 CHI 14-15 NYC Jan 5-6 PHX 8-9 RAL (2 hr min) 11-12 SEA 19-20 ATX 21-22 DFW Feb 2-3 SLC (2 hr min) Apr 1-2 Udaipur 5-9 Kochi 14-15 New Delhi (possible Mar 24-27 if booking is 6+ hrs)

I need the Bluesky team to put me on their team as a software engineer to fix this algorithm. Its parameters for displaying posts is too tight yet too irrelevant. Fixing how timeline and posts display would elevate this app immediately. Put me in coach 😘

can clients react to this post if you’ve found providers here first then went to their ads? meaning: you didn’t find someone online, their website, ig, or twitter first. You found them *here* first I’m trying to see something 👀🔬

I have an IG and TG now where I post almost daily, especially since twitter’s new auto moderation is so sus. You can find the links in my bio 💖

touring schedule: Dec: 11-13 Chicago (confirmed) 15-16 NYC (working on it) Jan: 5-6 Phoenix 8-9 Raleigh 12-13 Seattle 19-20 Austin Feb: 2-3 SLC

picture to accompany the multifaceted princess post below 💖😌

I wrote my first substack today about being able to hold the truths between classic gfe and kinky gfe. It’s possible and here’s how 🥞 lanahs.substack.com/p/the-safe-w...

still waiting for my first bsky booking. is it you? 😈

still testing 😈🖤

twt doesn’t like this one so I’ll bring it here to see what happens 😈 updated tour dates on my website now

touring PHX, SLC, CHI, SF, LV in the next 4 weeks. See website for more details. Can’t wait to see you there

I did it. Surgery done yesterday. Final iteration Barbie (for now) has arrived

“all the pretty girls walk like this this this this this” but adhd edition where you walk into corners of furniture or counters, lose your balance when you turn fast, hit your knee on the desk

“i don’t like your tattoos” god forbid a girl collects art

last call for booking until Aug

baddie posting pause for a fact check LA isn’t burning LA is ~500 sq mi big (for scale NYC is ~475 sq mi) DTLA is ~5 sq mi no building fires burning looks like what happened in jan hope this helps

feisty on the streets, fantasy in the sheets (my LA motto right now)

I’m begging for this app to overtake twitter But the censorship for spicyw here is also very real Trying to figure out where we belong is a forever project Just let us sell ✨ in peace

happy pride month from your favorite resident bi

a few days ago, I posted a thread on Twitter about Tryst needing to hire sex workers who are also software engineers (or adjacent) because their site is completely missing that perspective now, but in no way did I disrespect Tryst. Just told them I’m available and interested in being hired 1/3

providers: have you booked anyone from BS that doesn’t already follow you on Twitter? 👀

tours: may 🌺 CHI 11-12 BOS 19-20 LV 21-22 jun 🌸 DEN 1-2 PHX 5-6 SF / SJ 16-17 • duos available in most of these cities • going on second surgery (reconstruction phase) hiatus in early July so book now or hold your peace until mid Aug

If you ask for a "special price," I'm going to tax you +400%. Sooooo special, just for you💓

if you want a 👣 j*b, you must want me to be hot and have a strong core which means you also want me to have the best gym and training to give you the best experience which means you’ll sponsor my equinox membership for a year 🤝

returning to the workforce bionic barbie body announcement: i have temporary implants that get adjusted each wk. the *reconstruction* part of the mastectomy will be in june. official implants! any time you book me between now and june is like limited edition so you should probably book soon ✨💖

a potential client emailed me that i am the “republican girl” of his dreams and looks like a Harley girl and feel like somehow my branding is signaling something that im not? my guys, blonde and tattooed can also be blue. I’m very *not* red.

new pictures on sunroom

I’m still around. I just lurk more on bsky. Very reply guy of me 👀

under🍈 for the first time in my life

an old client of mine called C cups “crowd pleasers” and told my surgeon that I’d like crowd pleasers as my goal size and she put that quote directly in my chart follow me for more tips and recommendations of what to say for your medical records 📝✅

We need SWers to tell stories about SWers. Fund sex workers, not Sean Baker.