i was on a flight in business class a husband and wife are sitting in different cabins and the husband chose the business class cabin his wife just came up from economy to ask him to switch seats and he said no but I’ll get you a bag of premium chips do not be this man

hi from Sri Lanka

LA, I’ll be ready next week 😘 craving good food, good company, good jokes, good shopping 💖 help me manage my jet lag

this is a travel blog account now apparently

hi from india (day something)

what’s underneath

I’ve been busy (day 5-7)

hi from India (day 3) i forgot to upload these here from the day before :3

hi from India (day 4) day 1 of wedding celebrations

hi from India (day 1)

hi from india (day 0)

built like this underneath the cozy sweats. on my way to south asia 💕

i hid certain things because of my travels but it’s still possible to contact me in so many ways to schedule when i’m back 💕

in the past 10 months, i have lost 4 friends to various health conditions and just found out another one passed away today. please give me a couple of days to reschedule appointments, probably until after my trip. thanks everyone and text your friends today 🥲 💕

mysterious and vague yet good information: my substack has international travel information for the next few weeks. please schedule a “consult” with me in the LA before I leave or in the other locations while i’m traveling. longer consultations preferred 💕

uptown (chicago) reminding me of the arts district (LA) for a sec thank you as usual chicago. see you again in May

i’m not an influencer. i’m a skinfluencer, a lingeriefluencer, a memefluencer

dear clients we know when 👀

mysterious and vague yet good information. chicago, i'll be there 19-21 visiting my godsons before i leave for a big international escapade 😶‍🌫️✨

it’s been a fire week. more subs trying new things and more guests flying to see me please 💖

Happy lunar new year 🧧🧧🧧 Don’t forget to send red envelopes to your favorite Asian baddies today so you’ll be blessed with 88 years of good luck 🐎🐎🐎

follow me on ig for good pictures and a strong meme game

dallas: I’ll be there feb 28-mar 1 as a way to start off my intensely exciting, busy spring adventures overnight availability remaining on Feb 28 only. entice me with a new version of Texas hold ‘em Mar 1

i adore this person and you should too. Please send them some birthday adoration

sealed with a kiss or something like that 🥂💋

student loans: paid off 🤝💖

you can be whimsical and bougie and still be antifascist at the same time. lean into the enigma, the paradox, the fascinating sultry angel you are. the right people and money will find you 💖

brunch with the best @mayarosexx.bsky.social

threads is twitter, fb comments, and the most toxic subreddit you’ve ever read in one app

maybe I’m being negative, but i don’t want to dougie if the track is mixed with enya 😭

thank you Chicago 💎

tour updates on substack: lanahs.substack.com/p/late-2025-...

touring reminders for Jan: Chicago, Phoenix, Seattle, Dallas, Austin important question: sitting or standing?

Hi new accounts don't forget the boobs and butts setting

yesterday i had a very impromptu last minute Domme sesh that made my heart so happy. the sub trusted me and was clear with their boundaries, which let us both be creative within those parameters *and* let go a little bit. cheers to more of this energy in 2026 🥂💖

if you're a colleague in SoCal without a place to eat and relax during the holiday, please contact me. I'll be here, am a good cook and a lk comedian

should we bring back tbt? (this is before surgery early 2025. bt if you will)

all I want for xmas is someone booking @meetchloefaye.bsky.social for a 24 hr FMTY here to LA so we call all do a bakery tour, especially to Manifold and San + Wolves, and be cute and delicious and whimsical like the pastries we are 🍞💖

if you’ve been in her DMs or replying to posts something like “nice” or “beautiful” for years but have never actually gifted her anything, now is the time to gift her something nice and beautiful, in this blessed year of our lord 2025

never not sassy

someone has been clearing my wishlist and I’m floating 💖 marigoldgift.com/lanahoneysmi...

that’s one way to look at it

If you haven’t joined my tg channel for unhinged daily thoughts and interesting almost daily pictures you won’t find here, on Twitter, or ig, you’re missing out 😘

pov twitter

just got invited to Denver to a friend’s graduation. Available dates Dec 19-20, 2 hr minimum, extremely limited availability, but please reach out if you’re interested 💖

tour updates: Dec 11-13 CHI 14-15 NYC Jan 5-6 PHX 8-9 RAL (2 hr min) 11-12 SEA 19-20 ATX 21-22 DFW Feb 2-3 SLC (2 hr min) Apr 1-2 Udaipur 5-9 Kochi 14-15 New Delhi (possible Mar 24-27 if booking is 6+ hrs)

I need the Bluesky team to put me on their team as a software engineer to fix this algorithm. Its parameters for displaying posts is too tight yet too irrelevant. Fixing how timeline and posts display would elevate this app immediately. Put me in coach 😘

can clients react to this post if you’ve found providers here first then went to their ads? meaning: you didn’t find someone online, their website, ig, or twitter first. You found them *here* first I’m trying to see something 👀🔬

I have an IG and TG now where I post almost daily, especially since twitter’s new auto moderation is so sus. You can find the links in my bio 💖

touring schedule: Dec: 11-13 Chicago (confirmed) 15-16 NYC (working on it) Jan: 5-6 Phoenix 8-9 Raleigh 12-13 Seattle 19-20 Austin Feb: 2-3 SLC