Paint me like one of your not agentic ai sf girls

thanks for the excellent company and climbing, bishop

this got me sb on ig and definitely can’t put this on x. it’s on tg and now here. let me know you see me 😈

imagine a recipe website just posting their recipe and cooking instructions immediately? 🫦

besties, please bring your highest selves to your inquiries or your inquiry will get ignored or worse, my assistant may eventually provide some type of correspondence education

Vancouver BC questions: • Do I have any colleagues that I can 1, consult with privately about safety and 2, anyone renting spaces out Jul 3-7? • Do I have any “soccer fans” that would like to show me around and get dinner between Jul 3-7?

a little smoothie and farmers market date with the most enchanting @meetmelko.bsky.social

lately when people have been reserving with me, i ask for people to share their favorite professional book that has helped their careers (or favorite book of all time) in the reservation memo and tbh, this is the best new book reading list hack + conversation starter

specific to LA 24 hr date idea: you take me shopping at century city mall for 6 hrs and the remaining 18 we try to find your car in the parking garage

i was on a flight in business class a husband and wife are sitting in different cabins and the husband chose the business class cabin his wife just came up from economy to ask him to switch seats and he said no but I’ll get you a bag of premium chips do not be this man

hi from Sri Lanka

LA, I’ll be ready next week 😘 craving good food, good company, good jokes, good shopping 💖 help me manage my jet lag

this is a travel blog account now apparently

hi from india (day something)

what’s underneath

I’ve been busy (day 5-7)

hi from India (day 3) i forgot to upload these here from the day before :3

hi from India (day 4) day 1 of wedding celebrations

hi from India (day 1)

hi from india (day 0)

built like this underneath the cozy sweats. on my way to south asia 💕

i hid certain things because of my travels but it’s still possible to contact me in so many ways to schedule when i’m back 💕

in the past 10 months, i have lost 4 friends to various health conditions and just found out another one passed away today. please give me a couple of days to reschedule appointments, probably until after my trip. thanks everyone and text your friends today 🥲 💕

mysterious and vague yet good information: my substack has international travel information for the next few weeks. please schedule a “consult” with me in the LA before I leave or in the other locations while i’m traveling. longer consultations preferred 💕

uptown (chicago) reminding me of the arts district (LA) for a sec thank you as usual chicago. see you again in May

i’m not an influencer. i’m a skinfluencer, a lingeriefluencer, a memefluencer

dear clients we know when 👀

mysterious and vague yet good information. chicago, i'll be there 19-21 visiting my godsons before i leave for a big international escapade 😶‍🌫️✨

it’s been a fire week. more subs trying new things and more guests flying to see me please 💖

Happy lunar new year 🧧🧧🧧 Don’t forget to send red envelopes to your favorite Asian baddies today so you’ll be blessed with 88 years of good luck 🐎🐎🐎

follow me on ig for good pictures and a strong meme game

dallas: I’ll be there feb 28-mar 1 as a way to start off my intensely exciting, busy spring adventures overnight availability remaining on Feb 28 only. entice me with a new version of Texas hold ‘em Mar 1

i adore this person and you should too. Please send them some birthday adoration

sealed with a kiss or something like that 🥂💋

student loans: paid off 🤝💖

you can be whimsical and bougie and still be antifascist at the same time. lean into the enigma, the paradox, the fascinating sultry angel you are. the right people and money will find you 💖

brunch with the best @mayarosexx.bsky.social

threads is twitter, fb comments, and the most toxic subreddit you’ve ever read in one app

maybe I’m being negative, but i don’t want to dougie if the track is mixed with enya 😭

thank you Chicago 💎

tour updates on substack: lanahs.substack.com/p/late-2025-...

touring reminders for Jan: Chicago, Phoenix, Seattle, Dallas, Austin important question: sitting or standing?

Hi new accounts don't forget the boobs and butts setting

yesterday i had a very impromptu last minute Domme sesh that made my heart so happy. the sub trusted me and was clear with their boundaries, which let us both be creative within those parameters *and* let go a little bit. cheers to more of this energy in 2026 🥂💖

if you're a colleague in SoCal without a place to eat and relax during the holiday, please contact me. I'll be here, am a good cook and a lk comedian

should we bring back tbt? (this is before surgery early 2025. bt if you will)

all I want for xmas is someone booking @meetchloefaye.bsky.social for a 24 hr FMTY here to LA so we call all do a bakery tour, especially to Manifold and San + Wolves, and be cute and delicious and whimsical like the pastries we are 🍞💖

if you’ve been in her DMs or replying to posts something like “nice” or “beautiful” for years but have never actually gifted her anything, now is the time to gift her something nice and beautiful, in this blessed year of our lord 2025

never not sassy

someone has been clearing my wishlist and I’m floating 💖 marigoldgift.com/lanahoneysmi...