Working and out moving on the same day was a choice omg Im so SORE

The gym was offering a deal I couldn’t say no to… 🎨 by @canecoum.bsky.social

I mean this with 100% sincerity, is the spider ok

that big butt trend with Wolf 🐺🍑

I am responsible anti food waste fella- instead of throwing out leftovers, I freeze them and wait a few months and then throw them out

Everyone's a champion, Roger Federer, I feel 100%, My life has been amazing, Lonely at the top

“Enjoy your time together, dorks! We’ll be back later this afternoon… maybe 😂” *SLAM* Welp, if I’m stuck in a locker at least I’ve got another cute nerd to keep me company 😵‍💫 🎨 by the masterful @brieflyy33n.bsky.social, thank you again 🥰❤️

Sailors are actually really superstitious about having cruise missiles fired at them. It’s considered bad luck, an ill omen of nautical misfortune

Commish for @nikocatlatte.bsky.social Thank you, thank you! ^^

Lately I've been having this "omg I should start dieting and losing some weight" thought, but this morning I wanna have a brownie for breakfast I think :D

I PASSED STEP 1 HOLY MOLY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Thanks to everyone for being so nice to me this last month, this stuff really unraveled me for a while there. Feels great to finally let go of this stress and GOSH I CAN'T HELP BUT BE PROUD OF MYSELF AHHHHH

Supreme Court Overturns ‘Right v. Wrong’ https://theonion.com/supreme-court-overturns-right-v-wrong-1819573211/

If the internet is to be believed, I'm not gonna get my score until next week holy moly it's a multiple choice exam LET ME GOOOO

And here be some art of the three big beefy bully bros. And as you can see there hobbies include mooning random strangers and making each others asscracks chafe with atomic wedgies. Big thank you to @haxsmacks.bsky.social

give me some of your chips NOW

I bought more alcohol c:<

Hey Chat, how do you think this ends

Lucario butt birthday cupcakes :D

Been wanting to show off an adopt I received earlier this year. He be a big donkey dude that I like to call “Blazen the Burro Bully”. As you can see, he has a huge fondness for giving nerds wedgie~ Full thanks to @derglusts.bsky.social for this awesome comm!

I think I'm done crashing out! I've come to have soke measure of peace and no matter what the result is, I'm proud as hell of my efforts c:

Girl, if you ever needed proof there was lead in the water out here, just watch how some of these people drive 😭

Alright im drunk now I drank all of the wine so now I can focus on what really matters once I figure that out yep

I took Step 1 and now I'm in the process of waiting to find out if I passed. I thought I'd be feeling better at this stage since it's out of my hands, but NOPE- first thought when I woke up was about what happens if I fail and boy does it feel like that's gonna be the case. Holy mental health, man

Feel better about yourself. No matter how hard you try, no matter your education level, what drugs you’re on, or what medical crisis you could be going through; you will never be this stupid

Can't make it to the gym? No worries, just find a cute nerd and get your workout in giving him wedgies in front of all his little friends. Ain't that right, @gilbertsnodgrass.bsky.social? Art by @sleezyslob.bsky.social

this has to be in the top 5 funniest tweets of all time

I've decided to go for the Nuclear option. First I'd like to Dox my opps! My arch nemesis Tony Pepperoni is actually @andycougar.bsky.social and so I've decided to destroy him at the atomic level with a hand crafted recipe diss track. Yes I was drunk enough to record it now begone Tony Pepperoni!

Please be nice to me for the next few days

Gentle reminder…

Hey Fitness Fans, it's uncontested #1 microwave fitness influencer HealthGuru PeperoniToni! I'm here to remind you gains goblins that the Totinos Pizzaroll Celery Diet is GUARANTEED to give the BEST results! Competing diets overcompensate for low anabolic pepperoni with excess pocket... shameful...

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ok, but what if all 5 practice tests were flukes-

Ras's three heads all like to bully me individually But when the brothers team up (which is usually) there really is no escape!

sopping wet cat, up to no good great art by @harryh4.bsky.social !

Happy ace day! I don’t have a new piece so have this banger courtesy of @/brieflyy33n.bsky.social Fly your flags high :3

I'm gonna pass my board exam and then I'm gonna kick ass at whatever comes next. And the weather is getting nicer c:

Looks like Otis found time to be alone with Zeke, who's part of the evil team aiding the big bad. I fear what could happen if the big bad finds out, cuz this is so cute...! DnD art featuring Otis (@andycougar.bsky.social character) and Zeke (@rookthederg.bsky.social "evil" character)

Was watching @blueaxolotlkele.bsky.social playing some of the Finals, and this little guy reminded us alot of @andycougar.bsky.social So I made a little edit.

I hate castlebranch with my entire heart

Something quick for that silly day today ;3

Some of these practice question explanations are killing meeeeeee- they break down why a choice was wrong and sometimes it's literally like: You'd assume so, but studies show blah blah like I just pictured this

Someone said it's international wedgie day. Never heard of it, but a good excuse to post my boy bullying a Tepig again l3

One day I'm gonna get gif of a mega wedgied Andy blushing and kissing your cheek POV- IT WOULD COME IN HANDY A LOT

Just how an average day with my bf plays out. Art done by the amazing @winstonfr.bsky.social thank you again, these are definitely not based on real events 🫠

The goodie 2 shoes you once knew is no more, Im rude as hell now, if you comment on this i will be rude to you so WATCH OUT (art by @badluckmurphy.bsky.social it's still one of my favorites it makes me giggle every time I see it c:) BUT AS I WAS SAYING, WATCH OUT

Be yourself, always and forever 🤍