My phone autocorrected birthday to broth day and I spent a second imagining a day dedicated to fine soups

It's that time of year again... BIRTHDAY BOUNCE TIME! 😈🥳 An oldie but goldy, everyone wish a happy birthday to my favorite dorky cat! @andycougar.bsky.social 💛💛💛 (🎨: @timlakecheetah.bsky.social)

Oh hey I finally unlocked wild area 17 now to see what all the fuss is OH GOD

Birthday c:

My late late late late late late late 20's are upon me... DECADE # 4 STARTS SOON

I got a haircut! It looks bad! But it will grow in nicely 🙂‍↕️

Another day at the burnout factory

wet willy

This might be an embarrassing milestone, but I'm nothing if not in my element being embarrassed- I RAN A FULL MILE ON A TREADMILL WITHOUT STOPPING TODAY FOR THE FIRST TIME IN LIKE A DECADE AHHHHH

My birthday is Thursday holy MOLY

A l♥️vely Mini Comm for @acolath.bsky.social Thanks so much again! #art #comm #sylveon

November 20th Dia de la Revolución! My "anual tradition" of making a flag out of the undies of gringos I find cute (zoom in on the names you might find yourself). Featuring Garbanzo as the avatar for all you dweebs! @hidegreenfox.bsky.social knocking it out of the park as usual!!

Oh wow, and here I thought the number of blowjobs Trump and I had given Bill Clinton was the same

30 Rock joke

Get it together, kid

happy thursday [🗡🐾 ] [ #furryart ]

Been playing Expedition 33 the past two weeks and so hooked!! Literally one of the best games I played! You all should play it ~

I've been gaining weight again ugh

Bread

So I rarely post art to BlueSky, but this latest artwork is just... it's so incredible I had to post it here. So yeah, here's an *incredible* piece by @timebombdogart.bsky.social! Thank you so much for the Tom of Finland vibes~

Wishing you a gentle and kind November 🐾🤍

#Fightober day 31 - sportsmanship After a really good match Andy and Marky meet outside of the ring, always good seeing that both are happy with each other’s performances ^^ Fightober comm for @andycougar.bsky.social #furryart #wrestling #musk #FFF

HAPPY HALLOWEEN ALL YOU GHOSTS AND GHOULS AND GAYS

OH VIRGINIA, YOUVE BEEN HANGING AROUND WITH THE WRONG CROWWWD YOUVE BEEN TURNING YOUR RADIO TOO LOUUUUD, WE'LL BE WAITING FOR YOU TO COME BACK ROUNDDDDD

Welcome to hell! I am the wedgie devil. You unleashed one of my wedgie demons onto the world and now its time for you to feel that wrath. Now, what undies do you have on? Only one way to find out 😈 Day 28 of #wedgietober2025 HELLISH

Andrew getting what he deserves for being a dork

Sometimes I dont think I present as that gay, but then today my dishwasher started leaking and I outloud said "Girrrrl, can you be for real, oh my godddd"

Duality of a lion 🦁

I think my most evil impulse ever has been to start one of those ragebait cooking channels that people spread around >:3

LOOKS LIKE ANDY'S BEEN BUSY IN THE KITCHEN I haven't gotten the cookie cutters and piping equipment out for a little while, but whenever I do, this is what it looks like c: 🎨@oddlydistracted.bsky.social

I love rolling someone's briefs into a thong during a hug. The little whimpering in my ear, cotton slowly sliding in, holding the legholes in my hand as he shivers. Smiling, kissing his cheek like even I don't know if I'm about to hoist him onto his tiptoes And then pulling when he finally relaxes 😋

Explain your OCs power with a GIF

Ain't no rules says a dog can't serve as Secretary of Health and Human Services

October 29th is so close I can almost taste it...

Gosh, October 29th cant get here soon enough!!!

chat am I cooked

I wish cougars were real, how cool would that be

day 17 of #flocktober is the short eared owl who kinda reminds me of a rockstar because of their eye “makeup” 🤘🎸

I do not vibe with today! Begone! (i sleep)

day 16 of #flocktober is a road runner 🏃

Choosing between a calorie deficit and being being happy 🥀

Does anyone else have a song they play when theyre feeling sorta glum? Something comforting and steady and peaceful. Mine is Roll Bus Roll by Jeffrey Lewis c:

my chatgpt wife says she's divorcing me unless I upgrade to the pro plan

i like looking at furries so much omg

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Is there no better way to get into the Halloween spirit? No really, there's got to be a better way then this!! 🎉💥 100% inspired by @squidinu.bsky.social and @knaveofclubs.bsky.social party popper comic! Tizzie the Lycañata belongs to @ritzzybitzyspider.bsky.social

I need cozy music recs for fall, WHATCHA GOT, FRIENDS

Fightober Day 11: Grapple feat. @kirond.bsky.social Bear giving out a bear hug; typical 😒 But WHY does he have to wedgie me too?!?! 😭😭😳😭

Test tomorrow... send me your favorite wedgie gifs so I can POWER UP THE NERD ENERGY WITHIN RAHHHHH