🚨 new AI-free art show just dropped 🚨 my older sister just launched her non-profit, Created Ungenerated! it is dedicated to protecting human artistry in the age of AI. CU’s first AI-free art show will take place at the Oregon Convention Center in April. more: www.createdungenerated.com

sooooo i never post on bluesky anymore, BUT i wanted to make sure you lovely people knew that my debut graphic memoir ACE OF HEARTS: LESSONS IN LOVE FROM AN ASEXUAL GIRL is available for pre-order! check it outttttt ~ linktr.ee/aceofheartsb...

my not even 2-year-old niece seeing me on FaceTime and being able to identify me as her auntie CC is incomparable joy

i love the overture that plays at the beginning of a local news show. a whole orchestral suite brings the drama, and then, BAM. simplysafe security footage of a kia being stolen in an upper middle class neighborhood.

get milchick out of there so he can realize his true purpose — musical theater

a few days ago I went to a bar and there was a full table of eight. every single person sitting at the table was a young white male with brown hair cut into that gen z haircut. you know the haircut I’m talking about. with the curls and shit. anyway it was remarkable and a little terrifying

it’s really funny when a person who has never had a cat and thinks cats are assholes actually spends time with a cat and the cat is super friendly and cuddly and the person is like “wow this cat is like a dog!” like actually no that’s just what cats are like, you’ve been lied to

i recommend singing to your cat. they especially like songs with a low register. my cat particularly likes it when i sing her levon by elton john or landslide by fleetwood mac. hope this helps

i think it should be socially acceptable to eat your movie theater popcorn with a comically large spoon so your fingers don’t get all buttery

junior from duolingo is a little shit

whenever I say something stupid I always follow it up with, “sorry, I’m super tired.” the problem is that I say stupid things like all the time. so am I perpetually tired or am I just stupid? honestly, it’s probably both

it happened again last night. I have yet to actually use my cane

I think an elephant moved into the apartment above mine

people who hate musicals because “nobody just breaks out into song and dance” has clearly never seen me waiting for my food to heat up in the microwave

humans really popped off when they invented tying the arms of your sweatshirt around your waist when you don’t want to wear it. a great solution to an everyday problem

do i need to see Mickeys 1-16 to understand Mickey 17

cried thinking about Past Lives (2023) again

kids shows when I was growing up were always telling kids that broccoli is gross. but I remember trying broccoli for the first time and being like. wtf. this shit slaps

the other day I told my partner about all the insane things that happen in Riverdale. I think we moved on too quickly from that show and its sheer buffoonery

just found an old story I was writing when I was in film school. the main character, who I heavily based on myself, was asexual. I wouldn’t realize I was asexual until three years later. I’ve written a lot about all the signs throughout my life that I was asexual, but this one is CRAZY. damn.

Hey, Mark. I just printed out the passage of the handbook on changing out group photos. Just might be good to peruse when you're between things. #severance @benstiller.redhour.com

I am such a fan of CC’s work and will be BEGGING my local library to carry her new book!!!

I love the word “gangbusters” and we should all use it more

excited to announce that my debut graphic memoir, ACE OF HEARTS: LESSONS IN LOVE FROM AN ASEXUAL GIRL, published by Street Noise Books, will be out in February 2026! 🖤🩶🤍💜

what is it about nighttime that makes mcdonald’s call my name man

me when I’m on hold for an hour an a half

why is every Super Bowl commercial just like a supercut of the human lifespan from literal sperm cell to death with big savings all along the way

okay. I’ll bite. what the hell is “crashing out”

do you think hall and oates ever explor—*gun shot*

as much as I’d love all of season 2 at once, a whole week in between severance episodes is teaching me a valuable lesson about patience. a lack of overindulgence in what pleases us most makes us better servants. praise kier

irving b stans rise

you know, I don’t think rain on your wedding day is ironic at all, I think it’s just bad luck

hourly comic day 2025 (1/5)

replica of the shoe thrown at george w. bush in a new york museum

costco is great because instead of taking 3-4 terrible grocery trips per month you can take just one grocery trip from hell per month

my regional library reported 1.6 million books checked out last year. proud to say that I was probably like. a thousand of them or something

I love severance because we just saw a goat sanctuary spearheaded by some nordic cult ass motherfuckers in the basement of a biotech company’s headquarters and that’s not even the wildest thing that happened this episode

my emotional journey watching the new episode of #severance tonight

please don’t ask me how I feel about the Lively/Baldoni saga. I Could Not Care Less

living in a walkable area that is quite small is weird because there are either many owners of those fuckass cybertrucks here or it’s just one or two guys with fuckass cybertrucks. I have no way of knowing

just saw Flow. someone on Reddit said it was a “meditation.” wym dude??? that was the most stressed I’ve been in awhile. the cat kept FALLING off the BOAT

after 12+ years of periodic knee pain from EDS I finally bought a cane a few weeks ago. been bringing it with me everywhere. tonight I finally needed it. didn’t bring it. likely thing to happen to me!

my birthday is in two days and I would love to go see a movie. (esp. because it’s on discount tuesday!!!) looked at what’s out. dawg there’s nothing I want to see. there are NEVER any good movies in theaters in january. this is why on my eighteenth birthday I saw american sniper. fuck

the Severance fandom is so weird because it’s filled with people going to war over who the main character should be with, a woman who is half revolutionary half evil corporate heiress or his own wife who may or may not be dead, and I’m over here like, okay but what are the goats for

went to an art party tonight

my mom asked me about dramione today

velveeta would be a beautiful name for a girl

why am I always wired at midnight when it’s time to go to bed despite being active for most of the day? how do I make myself exhausted