I still get a little freaked out in the car wash sometimes like a five year old if I haven’t had dinner yet

I love fig so much

Happy pride!! 🎉 @FlipSarta and I are hosting our third annual Out Loud Comics, a pride comics reading (& more!) with all proceeds going to support the LA LGBTQ Center and Scribble! 🗓️ June 21st Tickets here -- get em before they're gone, last year we sold out! www.eventbrite.com/e/outloud-co...

I will be reprising my role as Fig Faeth to witness the canonical death of either Fabian Aramais Seacaster or Chungle-down Bim on June 1 at the Hollywood Bowl seeyathere

renaissance crew

dog

They created this billboard in Microsoft PowerPoint

played dnd in public for the first time last night (a cute lil 1 shot) and the man next to me made sure to ask if I had played before after I said I’d played before; also taught me how to roll with advantage, how to calc initiative, and refused to listen to me solve the puzzle so thank god for that

Accidentally drank one (1) sip of alcohol today and simultaneously didn’t perish and didn’t want to drink it. Not counting this as breaking sobriety. 151 days down

when does neoabsurdism start being fun again and stop being literally living in hell

I live to stomp

I got this bread

ootd

princess hat

Fig takes the ren faire #dimension20

LinkedIn is almost at Pinterest levels of ai slop

the car crash > back pain > bad mental health > working out to help mental health > more back pain pipeline

So hilarious the literal day I had the thought “huh! Seasonal depression missed me this year!” my car got totaled which resulted in my mental health tanking and now I’m going back to therapy

Not sure who needs to hear this but if your sixteen year old son in a cool convertible tbones the shit out of a random woman’s Prius maybe don’t talk to her about how you used to live in Singapore and how they do things better there

Irwindale ren faire! Fig Faeth! Catch me there! #dimension20 #fantasyhigh

Two non-alcoholic guinnesses in the stanley cup and I’m ready for a drag race marathon

my husband, the oracle

Eating babybel cheese is so embarrassing

I am so much better and cooler and hotter of a person since becoming sober

Some things will never change between tumblr and bluesky and that is I will always repost David Tennant in formalwear

Our first Zine Month roundup of 2025 is @newmadras.bsky.social' selection of interesting projects from creators of color!

I am such a fan of CC’s work and will be BEGGING my local library to carry her new book!!!

Grieving the loss of my local Joann fabrics

Protesters gather to stop infamous video game cheater from gutting US Treasury aftermath.site/elon-musk-tr...

LETS GO

please check out (and buy) the extremely cute and well-crafted comic my friend made at griffgryph.gumroad.com

We can stop reading the NYT and WaPo any time and support independent journalism instead.

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Poetry Foundation not fucking around with today's poem of the day www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/89897/...

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Chicken bag

It happened to me: I changed my name to have two middle names but every government agency now thinks I have two last names

Tell me why I didn’t feel the holiday spirit until 4:45pm on December 30th at the Peet’s coffee stand at Kaiser

1 week sober

Was asked by a coworker today “have you been lightening your hair?” no girlie it’s the greys

I love my husband, banjo heimerdinger

Now it’s bluebirds and Drake

Every couple of days the bluesky algo picks a new theme of posts to show me on my discover feed. Last week it was coffee and today it’s Kendrick

Today I received a rejection for a job for having simultaneously too little and too much experience

Arcane made me sob today