If your father has been a (good) presence in your life, hopefully you’ve called them, wished them a Happy Father’s Day and told him you loved him. If not, this is your reminder to do so.

Just big bro’d my youngest niece. Hopefully, everyone’s having a great morning.

I’m eating pancakes at a diner I’ve been wanting to attend. I’ve got a trip to Florida in a couple of days. I’m starting a new job in about a week. Yet “Stand By Me” by Ben E. King plays, I start thinking about Pops, and it’s all it takes for me to become a crying mess…

These hats belonged to my dad. They’re Stetson.

Dude was leading a cult, got arrested a few years ago, and a documentary dropped on him some time this weekend.

A couple of days ago, I started to transfer where I had written down some of my dreams to another platform. The latest date for the last entry had been the end of this February. In that entry, I had dreamed about my dad and I spending the day at the boardwalk.

TikTok showed a commercial for a go-kart racing place, and now I’m reminded of the time I left my dad struggling to get out of his go-kart at the Central Pier because I saw the Ferris wheel at the Steel Pier. And tears have attempted to escape.

Very glad I logged on here…

The last time my dad saw me, I had dreads. It’ll be the last hairstyle he’ll have seen me with…

I’m not okay…

Officially 24 hours removed from my mom coming to my job to let me know that my dad passed away…

Officially 24 hours removed from me calling my mom 40 minutes after she texted me to give her a call, only for her to ask where I was…

Officially 24 hours removed from the bewildering text conversation I received that led to me getting the last bit of news I expected to hear…

Then you wonder why your stuck at a number and no one sending cash CAUSE YOU CALLED THEM UGLY YOU FUCKING UP YOUR BIDNESS

she got a point tho, can’t keep posting ya cashapp for the same group of men you call ugly & broke

These are the first open-toed shoes I’ve seen that have been universally panned…

If you’re reading this, call or text your family and let them know you love them.

It's sad and sick how many stories we all have to tell like this. Grown men pulling over trying to talk to a middle schooler

The only person who has ever noticed or said anything about my dimples is my mother… 😞

Good evening. Bam Adebayo, significant other of one Ms. A’ja Wilson, has scored 83 points in a regulated National Basketball Association game.

The New York Jets…

So executives can get their quarterly bonus… 😕

Got called gorgeous and cute tonight. My night has been made.

There was a news report about a school bus driver driving under the influence and getting into an accident, and I’m paying attention to the report with shock on my face. Whole time, the TV is on mute.

Happy hour, but ya boy don’t drink.

I can’t even come home anymore without doing (extra) auto work… 😔

Found out today that my former employer talked shit whn they first learned I was getting a job at my current employer. Here I’d been stressing under my new occupation, but I needed that reminder that I made it further than they may have believed I would.

There’s a lot of people in the top 1% that could use (a lot of) humility…

Definitely a surprise. 😊

😶‍🌫️ Would you say… 😶 You were about to… 😏😳 Set it off? 😎

Might make this my new avi…

So I just found out that one of my coworkers has managed to crash three buses in his short tenure in my former position. And I used to be worried about fucking up, whole time I may have been a tad bit slow and showing my penis on here during downtimes…

Somebody better be dying or on the verge of death if you’re calling me.

I’ve had two exotic dancers, one dark-skinned, one light-skinned that told me I looked like I dated/fucked with White women.

Either I got on this app late, or I went back to the Tweeting app on time, because, WOW… 😳

12-hour drive… 😒

The halftime show being a plot from the government is a wild take, because the current governmental regime tried to put on a halftime show of their own that did so horribly, they took to the Tweeting app to discredit the NFL’s halftime show.

Oh, we live now…

Now I’m reminded of the time a couple of my coworkers fought each other because one of them had herpes and she didn’t disclose that when they were sharing a blunt.

😶‍🌫️ You could say… 😶 The Roc… 😏🕶️ Is in the building… 😎

It was either gonna be him or the New York Jets defense. 🫥

I need to deliver a back rub… 😩

Also, "underage women" isn't a thing. If they're under age, they're not women. That's what under age literally means.

Some years ago, I was chatting with a Retropolis reader, a young history student, and I mentioned there were several dozen people enslaved in New Jersey up until the day the 13th Amendment kicked in in December 1865. Y’all. He identified every one of them. njs.libraries.rutgers.edu/index.php/nj...

“Aye, the package!” 🍺

What is going on?

1. Keep 2. My wife’s 3. Fuckin’ name 4. Out 5. Ya mouf