I need to deliver a back rub… 😩

Also, "underage women" isn't a thing. If they're under age, they're not women. That's what under age literally means.

Some years ago, I was chatting with a Retropolis reader, a young history student, and I mentioned there were several dozen people enslaved in New Jersey up until the day the 13th Amendment kicked in in December 1865. Y’all. He identified every one of them. njs.libraries.rutgers.edu/index.php/nj...

“Aye, the package!” 🍺

What is going on?

1. Keep 2. My wife’s 3. Fuckin’ name 4. Out 5. Ya mouf

White evangelicals are extra racist because there absolutely zero white people in the Bible 😭

I was struggling to explain/figure out why the Falcons made a mistake in bringing in Kevin Stefanski for another head coaching gig. Then I’m reminded that Stefanski coordinated the Minnesota Vikings offense the year Daniel Jones outplayed Kirk Cousins in the playoffs…

On MLK Day, it’s important to remember why MLK Jr. was in Memphis when he was assassinated. He was there to support Black sanitation workers striking for better working conditions and higher wages. This, for me, a critical moment in the emergence of the environmental justice movement.

Imagine how different people would view news organizations if they had to go by the name of their parent company instead of keeping the name that earned them trust with the public generations ago. The Amazon Post Viacom News Comcast Broadcasting Corporation The Warner-Discovery News Network

Caleb Williams is the type of nigga you use in video games.

Having to round up because of it <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

Which is something that team in particular shoulda learned after their first four years in the National Football League.

Mr. Cardi B 😩😩😩😩

Right now, the San Francisco 49ers…

Jarrett Stidham:

THE REFEREES AREN’T THE REASON JOSHUA ALLEN (AND THE BUFFALO BILLS) HAVEN’T WON AN OVERTIME GAME IN THE PLAYOFFS

Joshua Allen had the Road to Glory, and now he can accompany Hailee Steinfeld during award season.

Your reminder that Buffalo Bills pushed for the overtime rules in the playoffs to be changed, and they still haven’t won an overtime game in the playoffs.

Unethical football at its worst.

Y’all losing it @buffalo-bills.bsky.social.

I’m sure with this interception, Buffalo will push for the overtime rules to be changed. Again.

It’s still #FuckArtificialIntelligence, but hearing “All Caps” on a TV commercial made my day. #RIPDOOM

Rode down a giant slide earlier this afternoon, because I’m a grown ass child… 😅

That, ladies and gentlemen, is an outfit.

Hey! I’m in Charlotte as we speak! 😊

STOP GIVING MONEY TO THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY. GIVE TO MUTUAL AIDS AND GRASSROOTS NONPROFITS

They never have dope shit in my size…

The alt 😂

And introspection cause i doubt thats why she was disgusted

Good 💕

Keys truly do open doors… 😌

Saquon Barkley ran for 106 yards, but it didn’t matter, because A.J. Brown and Devonta Smith played like Todd Pinkston and Freddie Mitchell in their prime.

Can someone explain to me like I’m 5 why I’m seeing his name everywhere

Last time the bears beat the packers in the playoffs was the Sunday after Pearl Harbor lmfao

Montserrat in the building ✊🏾

The most hilarious tarot card I have ever seen in my entire life...

It be I

Most I keep getting is the “Wanna make money” DMs… 😔

Happy New Year from the East Coast 🫡

I fucking love black women.

With the Falcons (currently) dogwalking the Ram, the NFL Championship is anybody’s game at this point.

Help someone save their game

Die*

Yep. Never been a fan of “It’s the thought that counts,” because there’s a difference between thinking of someone and thinking about someone.

bari weiss saw this and decided that she had to hide it from the american public