Difference between us and Maga? If the price for Trump going down over these files is if Slick Willie does too... let me count the ways that your terms are acceptable.

When he was chanting "WE WILL WIN", he sure as fuck didn't mean US!

The scariest part about Halloween 3 was not the killer robots, nor the black magic cult. It was the company town.

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOO!!!

Goes without saying, any news outlet glossing over this is doing a disservice at best, and collaborating at worst. The same is true for our elected officials. www.kenklippenstein.com/p/trumps-nsp...

Commercials waxing sanctimoniously about empathy, as though it's this new concept dreamt up in board meetings to use as a marketing strategy, and not the basis of human compassion since we stopped hunting with sticks and rocks.

Going to regularly start using "Science H Logic" as an expletive now because both are in critical danger of becoming myths.

Good friends of mine in Virginia Beach that got dealt a raw deal. Help if you can. www.crowdfunder.com/p/help-us-ma...

I probably won't be hit up by Youtube for my ID since like 80 percent of my viewing is news and politics, but if preemptive surrender to censorius little maga snowflakes is their business model going forward, me and the old video platform monopoly are about to become fast strangers.

Is it really a Faustian bargain if you already sold your soul ages ago to other entities? Asking for a friend.

Seeing Elizabeth Warren endorsing Mamdani, and all I can think of is how long before she smears him as a secret misogynist?

Cuomo must have acquired a humiliation fetish. I'm not one to kink shame, but how many more times does he need Zohran to be his Mam-daddy?

People tend to overlook a 7 mana creature in the command zone, but since she's in green that is a grave mistake. Casting her is not critical to our gameplan, as the deck can function fine without her. That's the perfect place you want to be. Has quickly and easily become one of my favorite decks.

A special message for anyone scared right now, particularly those belonging to a marginalized group.

Jeffries, in response to the latest Gestapo raid in San Fran - "We haven't taken our foot off the gas pedal." BITCH YOU'RE NOT EVEN IN THE FUCKING CAR!

I should have known something smelled rotten when TCGPlayer partnered with ebay. Hats off to Maldhound for bringing it to light. youtube.com/shorts/KgxrW...

Advertising your account with a Simpsons gif

My little denim pastry chef

If you ever feel stupid, just take solace in the fact that you didn't vote for the guy who said "foreign films are a threat to national security." Except if you did. Then I can't help you.

Trying to eat while there's a cat on your lap should be an Olympic sport.

And now for some levity! Happy Cinco De Mayo! What are some of your favorite 5 drops?

No way this could go wrong.

Bryce is absolutely spitting in this thread, PIN IT imo

I'm the kind of person who can somehow celebrate the death of an objectively evil piece of shit, while also thinking that having the family of a murder victim allowed to watch the killer get the death penalty is fucked up.

The second Trump presidency that we can say "Lettuce harmed more people than migrants". www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

Oh, hey, here's some bullshit that's happening. www.axios.com/2025/04/23/a...

socialism is when you and your coworkers are your own bosses collaborating together and no rich fuck is standing over you stealing your wages and ruining the world with his disposable income

Oh, good. Just what I needed to witness. The largest, most popular opposition we have willfully blunting its own momentum. What for? Appeasement?

Just so we’re clear, everybody calling Kilmar Abrego Garcia a “terrorist” or a “gang member” are lying, and they know they’re lying, and they repeat it for purposes of confusing people who don’t follow this stuff closely into accepting what was done to him.

Comics punch up. When you see comics like joerogan & billmaher licking the taint of a fascist oligarch, they stop being comics, they’re sycophants, ass kissers protecting what they have, the farthest thing from rebels. Twain, Hicks, Carlin, Williams, Pryor, Bruce, Thats who you’re supposed to be.

Our youngest and oldest

Seems like there's a lesson here someplace. youtube.com/shorts/YjagK...

Alpha Boomers committing to the bit of perfect-circle venn diagram overlap between their regressive ideology and The Onion.

The depicted were the same kind of people who cried "WOKENESS RUN AMOK" when a couple of his older books ceased new prints. The layers of irony could fossilize our species.

From a wise old sage who was undoubtedly one of my most important high school teachers

Chef's kiss

I keep waiting for reports on the number of arrests made during the Hands-Off marches.

Unbelievably petty and evil

When someone suggests I leave Trump's America

“Weird billionaires are ruining your life and I’m going to put them all in jail” would pull 400 electoral votes

Levity

There is no entity on the face of thjs planet with a more petulant entitlement mentality than the typical American business owner.

There will soon be a new movement that believes in eugenics but not along racial lines along ideological lines. They’ll believe the more conservative you are the lower IQ you have. It will consist of 70% of Americans.

Oh, goody gumdrops.