You got $20?

I don't think either of you should be president

Great! And since we're such good friends, I won't even charge you for them

That reminds me Hey nugget, you got any more of those pills that our first principal gave you on Monday? The ones Ms Applegate is always ranting about

Hey, these business trips to Bangkok ain't gonna pay for themselves

Each

Not too much. Just a few grand

Currently holding a sale on any and all flammable materials in my inventory The perfect gift for your next crashout party

You should kick the baby

A child's natural curiousity?

Very nice. But I'm curious, what does the other side of the card look like?

If you're in need of money, I can help you out. Whether you wanna sell, pawn or take out a loan I take anything no questions asked. Gold, Silver, ʰᵘᵐᵃⁿ ᵒʳᵍᵃⁿˢ, Electronics, whatever you have laying around!

Can't blame me for trying

I can get you a good deal on some adoption papers

Hey, you're the odds-on, the smart money is on you

And I'm not above selling tickets and taking bets on the fight *He's pulling out a calculator*

If you need rhymes I know a teacher I can put you in touch with for a ˡᵃʳᵍᵉ fee Rhyming is all she ever does

Speaking of reading, those textbooks should be delivered soon. Had to import them. ˢᵒ ⁿᵉᵛᵉʳᵐⁱⁿᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ᵉˣᵗʳᵃ $500 ᵖᵉʳ ᵇᵒᵒᵏ ⁱᵐᵖᵒʳᵗ ᶠᵉᵉ

Please, pay no attention to the dress. It is a very important medical apparatus that allows me to walk...

Business

I can get ya a Megaphone for $15

"Alrighty let me just write up this little contract..." Monty was scribbling hurriedly on his small notepad as he mumbled to himself "So that's 100 bucks per month, per subject... Annually reccuring... For the lifetime of the franchise... ᵖˡᵘˢ ᵃ ᵖᵉʳᶜᵉⁿᵗᵃᵍᵉ ᵒᶠ ᵐᵉʳᶜʰᵃⁿᵈⁱᶻⁱⁿᵍ ᵖʳᵒᶠⁱᵗˢ..."

That's right! Just 5 easy weekly payments of $100! ᵖˡᵘˢ ᵃˡˡ ᵗᵃˣᵉˢ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵃˢˢᵒᶜⁱᵃᵗᵉᵈ ᶠᵉᵉˢ ᵒᶠ ᶜᵒᵘʳˢᵉ So whataya say? Is it a deal?

Well. For you you can get my special Hero Discount. Only a 100% markup instead of the usual 200!

I can get ya a good deal on some textbooks

"The name's Monty"

"Oh of course, a scarf is easy." "$20 and it's yours. Unless you have something you'd rather trade for it"

"Depends on what ya need, My inventory's always rotating" "If I don't have what ya want. I can get it for ya"

"Ow, well hi. Now if you're not buying anything then beat it, you're scaring away the customers"

Yo, what did you need?

‎ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ[ 𝙎𝙊𝙉𝙄𝘾 𝙏. 𝙃𝙀𝘿𝙂𝙀𝙃𝙊𝙂 ] ㅤㅤㅤㅤ " ⵊ GOT YOUR LⵊMⵊT RⵊGHT HERE .!" ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ #mvrp - #SonicRP

𝐄𝐋𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐂𝐀𝐋 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐌𝐔𝐍𝐈𝐂𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 ! #MVRP #CAPCOMRP #SFWRP #SMASHRP #MEGAMANRP

𝐍𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐞. 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐣𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐬 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞!~ <NIGHTS (finally) JOINS #BSKYRP> #SegaRP #SonicRP #MVRP #SFWRP

"A puppet that can no longer be used is mere garbage. This puppet's role has just ended." -Majora, Legend of Zelda Majora's Mask #LoZRP #MVRP

Cyber Ma'am, Monty is 5

❛ 𝐀 𝒑𝒓𝒐𝒃𝒍𝒆𝒎 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐧'𝐭 𝒔𝒐𝒍𝒗𝒆 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐧𝐨𝐰, 𝐲𝐨𝐮‘𝐥𝐥 𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒏 𝐭𝐨 𝒔𝒐𝒍𝒗𝒆 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐝𝐚𝐲! ❜

I can get ya goo... For a price

❛ 𝑨𝒍𝒍 𝐈 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝒔𝒂𝒚 𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝐢𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝒘𝒂𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈. . . 𝑫𝒖𝒂𝒍𝒊𝒕𝒚! ❜

❛ 𝐍𝐮𝐠𝐠𝐞𝐭‘𝐬 𝒏𝒖𝒈𝒈𝒆𝒕𝒔 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐬 𝒔𝒒𝒖𝒊𝒔𝒉𝒚 𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝒕𝒂𝒔𝒕𝒚! ❜

Name 𝐒𝐎𝐑𝐀 Age: 𝐒𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐄𝐍 Ethnicity: 𝐇𝐈𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐍𝐈𝐂/𝐉𝐀𝐏𝐀𝐍𝐄𝐒𝐄 𝐍𝐎 𝐋𝐄𝐖𝐃‼️

Name: Monty Age: 5 years old Occupation: Black Market Merchant, Kindergartner Greatest fear: Mops Monty from the Kindergarten game series. He is very intelligent for his age, even able to read, and will buy and sell just about anything, for the right price