Ever see a celebrity and fall in love, but in a way that you don't want to sleep with them, you just want to be their best friend?

I just had a guy in a MAGA shirt very seriously tell me he did not know what kilograms are.

"You werent a dick. Life's a dick."

No matter what, it will never be as perfect as it was in your head. If you want to see it as you thought it should be, if you think you could do better, AO3 is waiting! #goodomens3

Anyone else think they werent acting in the last few scenes? #goodomens3

Guys. We did it. We got the South Downs Cottage and the garden and the stars. #goodomens3

That was the culmination of over 20 years of loving those characters, 7 years of being nervous of how it would turn out, and enough tears to fill a wine bottle... and now it's done. They listened to us. It was beautiful.

I am so tired of being the friend everyone gets tired of.

My girl Dr Mel King is a rennie!!! #thepitt

It's finally finished. The Last Of Me, my OFMD/TLOU crossover is done. Eat up and enjoy, duckies! archiveofourown.org/works/668081...

It's my birthday today so here is my mildly dirty OFMD Stizzy birthday fic! Stede tries to celebrate Izzy's birthday without getting stabbed, shot, punched, or screamed at. archiveofourown.org/works/55072870

Izzy sits with Ed's body after the cannonball... archiveofourown.org/works/80735286

Selkie fanfic is finished! Eat up, duckies! #ofmdfanfic #ofmdselkie #ofmdsteddyhands archiveofourown.org/works/66694309

Genuinely healing stuff here. #ofmd podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

If you see this, do it! ☆ pronouns: they/them, but ill accept anything ☆ height: 5’3 ☆ zodiac: ♈️ ☆ smoke: vape ☆ tattoos: 5, looking to get more ☆ piercings: ears ☆ fav color: black, red, purple ☆ fav drink: non-alcoholic: MtDew, Tipsy: Shipwreck vanilla rum

In light of the release date & teaser drop, have a fic! Ao3 comments keep me alive, folks! archiveofourown.org/works/52055569

If you're a fanfic writer and you needed a boost today, just remember these numbers... I always went by 50k for a novel, but even if I use that number, that means I've written the equivalent of THIRTY NOVELS worth of fanfic. Over a span of roughly 7 years. O.o Fuckin'...go me! 😂

If you saw this happening in another country, what would you call it? [Cartoon by Mike Luckovich]

Mike Luckovich is on Bluesky: @mluckovich.bsky.social bsky.app/profile/mluc...

Writer sign-ups for the #OFMDReverseBang open in four days! We already have over fifty artists working on incredible pieces for this year's RBB. Stay tuned for the sign-up link to join as a writer this year!

I finally like a Star Trek! It has ASL, a bitchy instructor, opera, and moves more than 3mph! DON'T YOU STUPID PURIST CRAZY FANDOM JERK-PUDDINGS RUIN THIS FOR ME!!!! #startrek #starfleetacademy #toxicfandom #startrekiswoke

My girl Dr Mel King is a rennie! ❤️❤️❤️ #thepitt

New chapter is up for our favorite survivors! Stede and Izzy make it to Ed's colony (and get a little alone time) but are they safe at last? archiveofourown.org/works/66808150

New episode out now! Is fanfiction important? Shelbs from Shelbsart on Instagram discusses the work of Henry Jenkins and fanfictions significance from a sociological perspective. #ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath #fanfiction. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

Two human years. OFMD brought together an immensely talented cast and crew to imagine a queerer, kinder world. Through our stories and art, we’ve kept that world alive. Through fundraising and mutual aid, we bring that kindness off the screen and into our community.

For the #januaury2026 prompt Radio: REVENGE RADIO!!! archiveofourown.org/works/77391511

FYI people reading my stuff and commenting on it is literally 100x better than sex.

I havent forgotten about my favorite sulky selkie! New chapter of Children of the Sea is up now! archiveofourown.org/works/666943...

For Januaury Prompt Morse code: archiveofourown.org/works/77178556

The podcast version of Gay Pirate News Hour with @ringasunn.bsky.social @lgrennen.bsky.social and @pajarito-botones.bsky.social is now live. Catch up on a full month of #ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath fandom news! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/g...

Haven't done a Good Omen fic post in a while! Missing scene fic from s2 e3 of Good Omens. Crowley is dragged to hell for sparing Elspeth. But hell doesnt have fire and brimstone for Crowley. They have something tons worse! archiveofourown.org/works/51777148

When youre so dead-set on refusing to validate negative feelings, you dont stop to see how to help the negative feelings go away...

Happy New Year, crew! 🩷🎉🎆

Hey, authors! I have the novel. Working on draft 2. How do I stop being terrified of finding an agent and getting published and everything that ive always wanted?

We have an idea for a sequel... via tryquinn on TikTok

The Canon Divergency Fuckery is back with more Stizzy love and Cursed Suit idiocy! Eat up duckies, I know you've been waiting! archiveofourown.org/works/76720461

I got sick so I made Izzy sick and made Stede take care of him. And here is no smut (Ike, who am I rn?) Fluffy, comforting sickfic ahead! Eat up, duckies! archiveofourown.org/works/76657456

Do you know all the secrets of AO3? @mystictrashmoon.bsky.social @lgrennen.bsky.social and @perilousnwicked.bsky.social guide you through the fanfic archive's most useful tools. Think you're an AO3 expert? You may be surprised! #ofmd #ourflagmeansfanfiction #ao3 podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

SOUND ON. Here's your new ringtone #ofmd fandom. You can thank @alexjsherman.bsky.social for supplying the vocals. #ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath #happyholidays

Anyone else get annoyed when they see a former friend wearing something you made for them? No? Im the only one who's bitter?

Need to stock up on fics to read during the holidays? We got you covered. @judysoranges.bsky.social @ringasunn.bsky.social and @lgrennen.bsky.social share 100 fics recc'd by the #ourflagmeansdeath fandom. #ofmd Hear which fics were selected for the list podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

I got a printed out version of my first novel for editing purposes. My first step towards publishing. Guys... it's real now. #firstnovel #publishme #pirates #writingishard #novel

Just some holiday love from ✨Erroll Shand✨ #ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath #seasonsthreetings

[Climbs into your lap and grabs your face] WHYYYY DOES HE SAY IT *EXACTLY* LIKE THAAAAAAAT?!?! 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

I am back from my slumber hello

A lesbian-protagonist sci-fi show is the most-watched Apple TV+ series of all time. A gay hockey romance is #1 on HBO Max. And a gay detective movie is #1 on Netflix. 🏳️‍🌈 Sounds like the woke and ghey stuff has an audience. #ourflagmeansdeath season 3 lets go.

Our Holigay Episode drops Monday and the CAST AND CREW of Our Flag Means Death has SEASONS greetings for YOU. Anyone want to guess who is participating and what they have to say? #ofmd

🔥Hot takes about #OFMD on Netflix in this podcast version of Gay Pirate News Hour w/ @ringasunn.bsky.social @perilousnwicked.bsky.social & @lgrennen.bsky.social Catch up on all the David Jenkins, Rhys Darby, Taika Waititi & Con O'Neill news #ourflagmeansfanfiction podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/g...