please,,,, her ego does NOT need this

sorry i was studying the blade*, did i miss any major news in the past hour *at barre class

yep! she's gay

playin The Ratline www.twitch.tv/maddeningstars

creative commons attribution-sharealike 4.0 international is a beautiful name for a baby girl

thinking bout the person at scorpy's pax panel last night who turned around at my Good Joke and told me i was beautiful, i will be riding this high for at least a year

me, six months ago: i'm gonna try really hard to be a chill bride, i'm doing my own hair and makeup but i have plans and checklists and i'm ready for anything :) me, 4 days out: chop your hair off!! chop your hair off!! chop your hair off!!

waiting for the train

you'd think that by now we'd have figured out how to make a sling that doesn't hurt your neck/opposite shoulder, and yet

normal girls get fancy skincare treatments and have bachelorette parties 6 weeks before their wedding. me? fractured my arm

now that all the invitations have been sent and the first rsvps are trickling in, i'd just like to say: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

cop in The Wicker Man (leaving unharmed because he slept with that hot blonde): what a strange, sexy island

this is so needlessly rude

a🅱️🅱️le

picking wedding readings is really hard when you 1) aren't religious, 2) don't know much poetry post-19th century, and 3) mostly read horror

had a normal and fun engagement shoot this past saturday

brad and janet about to have a normal one

spent the morning making a tiny wizard hat out of construction paper and whiteout for this frog we found

i met anubis in the realm of the underworld, big strong guy by the way, had a dog’s head, i’m not so sure about that. and he said to me, mr president, you’ve got the heaviest soul we’ve ever weighed down here. can you believe it? they’ve never seen a soul that heavy in all of duat

i'm sure this applies to other fields as well, but it's always been odd to me that once you progress far enough in Library Work, you have to stop doing Library Work and now you're an administrator instead

really didn't think the two otherwise wholly-unrelated books that i brought with me to read at work today would both have sections devoted to one site-specific art installation that ran for 6 months in 2017 that i tried to go to but i was too scared to ask an attendant how to get to the roof garden

dog that's the OPPOSITE of the easter spirit

every day i wake up and find new reasons to hate the college i attended

one of life’s greatest pleasures is buying a used copy of a book only to find out it’s a signed special edition

jesus christ fuck wagner college

i used to joke when i worked at a public library that ‘no one realizes how much of this job is just arts and crafts’ and figured that wouldn’t be the case at a university library anyway guess who got put in charge of seasonal displayssssss

why are wedding venues allergic to posting even approximate rates online

fuck it i’ll say it: it has really genuinely pissed me off how, every single time we’ve told an older male relative that we’re engaged, they get all ‘well you better start listening to her haha, nudge nudge’ like way to make me feel like shit!! do you not like your wife? or do you just not like me??

Today, on Shirley Jackson’s birthday, let’s all marvel at one of the greatest opening paragraphs ever written (from THE HAUNTING OF HILL HOUSE)

i can’t believe my title ix training didn’t resolve its office drama plot

university libraries hire me i can relate to the youth i swear

my job today involved looking up the hex code for brat green at the behest of my middle-aged boss in order to make a sign in so i think that i am legally entitled to hazard pay

rich idiot spotted in the wild

about to have an extremely normal and fun time in the woods :)))

teaching myself how to mod da:i bc modders a decade ago did not anticipate my Exacting And Refined Tastes* *a pretty dress to wear in literally one mission that i won’t even get to for another 30 hours

personally i think that i should not be required to use my sick time to stay home when my work environment is what is making me sick in the first place

tried to take a picture of the Gay Socks, however

a man walked into the library, came up to the desk, said ‘i just have to show someone this’, turned around his phone to show me the nyt headline and then walked back out the door cackling

scale of 1-10, how feasible would it be for me to hide in a bathroom for 8 hours at a conference i’m being forced to attend

trying very very hard to not swear at the 3D printer because there is a 5 year old child watching, enraptured, as i try to switch out the filament and burn myself in the process

i love baldur’s gate 3

FIVE YEARS POST GRADUATION wagner has finally sent me my diploma

“hi the town fully circumvented your position as coordinator in acquiring new museum passes, can you set them up? here's a contract that was signed six months ago” i can definitely do that! i just need the passes themselves and the benefits provided “are you able to reach out to them directly?”

i know there’s a practical reason behind it but the little wipe-down that tattoo artists do every minute or so is extremely comforting