Just now learned that Ryen Russillo left the Ringer for Barstool and of course he did. That was always a lock to happen. Perfect marriage of shit.

Meet Peter Walter Patrick aka Conspiretard. A Coos Bay, OR tattooist who dressed up like a Nazi (his description) in a siege mask to menace children and families at a Coos Bay community dance and Pride event. Thread with receipts below. #hostilemedia #hostilemediapdx #hostilemediapnw

There are simply too many cops and soldiers running around this Mardi Gras. www.wwltv.com/article/news...

This was the first year in a loooooong time that I didn’t watch one second of NBA All Star Weekend live. Mainly because it’s Mardi Gras season here in New Orleans. Also because of my team’s representation in the actual game. Be better next year, NBA!

I repeat

Bingo. See: Gayle Benson

New Orleans is the greatest city in the world

Just saw a highlight of the rising stars game last night. The last play of the game, to win it, VJ Edgecombe got fouled, and Reggie was screaming for a review? All Star Weekend is broken beyond repair.

As I’ve grown older, I have been clinging on to NBA All Star Weekend. My fear has been that I’m losing touch with what I perceive las fun or new with age. But Adam Silver has totally fixed that for me. It’s a weekend full of people I’ve never heard of, doing irrelevant shit. Not for me at all.

The poles were greased today

Hell yeah. Unions rule.

History

Blazer fans will burn down the Moda Center if they don’t replace him with Caleb Love. You think I’m joking…

My President

Alvarado clowning the Sixers

Jose Alvarado reminding me tonight that I still haven’t ordered his Knicks jersey yet.

Give Scoot Deni’s all star spot.

Still feel this way 11 months later!

Did the Blazers just have three shots inside the key that didn’t hit the rim on that one possession?

ANT SIMONS REVENGE GAME

Haters: Scoot's TOV% in his first two games back is 20.6% Me: Ok. So? THE DOW IS UP OVER $50,000!

Blazer Legend Blake Wesley?!? Shamit is breaking my heart here!

The Pelicans gave Jordan Hawkins his 4th year guaranteed before the season started. In the last 10 games, Hawk has been a DNP-CD in 9 of them. He played garbage time minutes in the Pels last game because New Orleans beat the brakes off the Kings. Way to go, Joe!

Fuck this guy. Also, will repost this incredibly Knocked Loose and Denzel Curry collab that dropped yesterday. Just because. youtu.be/hBn7D3Cxsp0?...

Might be the only thing worth tuning in for this weekend

Likely-historic photo by NBC News of all the Epstein victims asked to raise their hands if they've not yet been asked to meet with the DOJ as Bondi testifies in foreground

“You’re laughing? The Dow is over 50,000 dollars and you’re laughing?”

Scoot had 13 potential assists during the Sixers game, BUT, he only played 20 minutes...

Questionable? Questionable to catch these hands...

Couldn't deny my man

A true indicator that the Mavs are purposely tanking.

Didn’t know I needed a Knocked Loose and Denzel Curry collab until I realized that yes I absolutely did need this Knocked Loose and Denzel Curry collab youtu.be/hBn7D3Cxsp0?...

The Knicks broadcast is giving Jose so much love tonight. It’s fucking awesome.

We will never lose again

Why don't charges count as steals in basketball? they should.

👁️ (all it took was for like 12 dudes to be injured, but hey! still counts)

Adam Silver inherited one of the strongest, most iconic brands in history. And for some reason the league has been working extremely hard to destroy the brand and legacy of the league... giving preference to providing grifty/forgettable/embarrassing iNfLuEnCeRs and cReAtOrS make-a-wish experiences.

Hell yeah. Shoutout CJ. Top 75 in my heart

The Warriors are celebrating this win against a tanking Grizzlies team like they just won another title.

Why don't charges count as steals in basketball? they should.

On Friday, Scoot led the Blazers in potential assists with 14 (in only 21 minutes). On pace to surpass that tonight.

Scoot! Fun to watch play basketball!

Hey, all part of Pat Riley's master plan.

I legit forgot for a moment that Jordan Hawkins was still a New Orleans Pelican.

Damn. The Pelicans should play the Kings more often.

The Thunder right now…

Who?

So freaking happy for our son Scoot Henderson. What a season debut last night.

Don't worry, JD. She probably said, "that's a lot of BOOZE for him". Maybe she thinks you're drunk! Not that everyone hates you.